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Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 7:37pm On Nov 14, 2008
@wordshit and sauron

@wordsmith bitch and sauron hoe

sauron is too wack~ so he uses all the grammar in his grandfada's dictionary
shit is feary~nigga is a bitch in ferry ~so he raps like ghosts and spirits in telly
wordsmith got bitten by makavele's dog ~so hes back to nl with rabies on him
his body smells so much~ that i move back cuzz i don't want to spit on him
yous a weakling dude~ur the only fool thats got more O's than them noodles do
ur family lineage is in trouble ~i aint gon stop until i clear ur apartment
heard ur mom is an mc ~ama fall back and let this nairaland mcs hammer her!
bitch u'll get burnt faster than a calorie~by now u shld know u aint in my category
ur flows stagnant boy~`thats why wordsmith stands still like kodak pictures
get the fixture~this nigga family's got more animals than them zoological gardens do
bitch the flow is insane~yous a lame ass cuzz u aint known to bring no game
the only pain u bring is to sauron and the hannibals in the wackological zoo
u don't clap no gunz ~d only thing u clap is ur hand on the assembly grounds
idiot ur mouth is sour~thats why u throw out more thrash than them recycle bins do
bitch my swag too tight ~i got so much ice on my neck that my veins are skateboarding on them
stupid ass hoo ~ you don't squeeze nada ~my sis is finer cuzz she wears prada
the only thing u squeeze is ur toes in ur junior brother's sandals
Music/Radio / Re: Hell No! Don't Even Think About It! by FLOWSHOW: 6:14pm On Nov 13, 2008
its so suprising that africankigs would rep south side and still be a nigerian bastard in yankee. boy you are so immatured and u have just made tosinadeda very popular . my sista in unilag said she has seen that guy tosin in unilag b4.

@tosin
are u a student in lag
Music/Radio / Re: Hell No! Don't Even Think About It! by FLOWSHOW: 7:08am On Nov 13, 2008
really i dont understand u guys i was asking africankings a question and owolomo replied, are u guys the same ?? am gettin confused really the way u want to expose tosin too much . and ur dissapointed dawg . even nairaland chics are now tripping for him , yall are crazy.lol grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: Hell No! Don't Even Think About It! by FLOWSHOW: 9:37pm On Nov 12, 2008
@africankings
on the contrary tosin looks better than ur pops when he was his age . and u said ur not a hater . and ur digging picx. eldee should ban u instead .
looking at ur own profile u look like a pygmy . oversize shirt , undersize jeans ,and 2 earrings ,. u r a complete disgrace to nigeria .tosin check his profile.
plus you are beginning to irritate the entire nairaland.
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 10:52pm On Nov 11, 2008
FOR THOSE WHO SAID IT WAS SHAZ THAT MASSAGED MY EGO TO MAKE ME BELIEF I CAN RHYME. BETTER BE INFORMED THAT MY MENTOR IS BJBROKE.
NOW LISTEN UP SAURON , A-40 AND CHIOGO

flowshow da boss yall gotta recognise i got more lines than gsm operators
this aint javalove vs skingo ~but yall keep giving me attention like my dog bingo
A-40 nigga am a true son of da trybe~watch me drop ''freestyle'' like ''eldee''
chiogo yous a bitch fool ~ even if u wear ur mother's wig ~u still wouldnt be hood
sauron bitch ~d name is 'flow'~and am in charge of the entire nairaland 'show'
multis unexpected~call it accidental discharge the way am slowing nairaland mcs down like a lagos go-slow
sauron fool~yous a no show~a poor church rat~d fools' got no dow
Disgraced by WORDSMITH in 3 str8 sets~who else but u deserves to be called da greatest nairaland olodoo?
changing names from HANNIBAL to SAURON~bitch am a fuckin cannibal ~watch me Bleep ur mother's cabalash
punchlines distastrous~call me the whirlwind the way am spinning MCS like Mortal kombat's Kabal
sauron the masculine pussi~who else but u would complain bitterly about flowshow's uzi?
even if u were a mixture and shaz and chiogo~sauron bitch u would always be a pussi
sauron and A40 complain that shaz massages my ego ~thats why i feel i can rhyme
punk asses~am known for no mercy fatalities~watch me spray ur ojuyobo eyes with curry and thyme
its 2009 already~and wordsmith's newly disvirgined pussi sauron has seriously vexed flowshow
heard sauron is 45yrs of age ~bitch am full of fire ~watch how my calestenics fire glows brighter than glo
flowshow multis are complicated like n-gage~call me 12-guage d way am throwin flames like a pump guage
punchlines retarded~fool am d phone ~ur d sim~the only time u see network is when u r watching NTA
i rotate btw chiogo,sauron and A-40 with ease~with blades sharper than ''razor'~i slit throats like 'ramon'
chidedachic or chiogo da snitch ~a change of name would still leave you a bitch
ur forehead is bigger than a satellite~ur profile pix shows u have a bigger head than a dish
i can see this nairaland fools~ running to open chiogo's profile~and booyaka ~all we see is a skinny ass bitch

WARNING SHOTS PART 1==IN SAURON ,A40 AND CHIOGO LECTURE SERIES 1 . ITS ME BITCHES FLOWSHOW ENTERTAINER IMPRESSARIO
Music/Radio / Re: M.i by FLOWSHOW: 6:29am On Nov 11, 2008
@africanqueens and kings grin
now u are begging to see saucekid ft MI, i thot u were a sworn hater now u don become born again and ur loving sauce baba
all of una go collect Jesus for una life .saucekid is the truth kosoro nibe,, and ur begging that ur rude dognomite produces the track .so u can collect the applause abi. una wan chop for where una no plant abi, just wait and see saucekid ft mi 2009 . una go hear am .

@tosin
na lie
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 6:20am On Nov 11, 2008
@sauron
u class urself as an elite, i thot hybrid classified u a small boy , now u want to grow up. well be ambitious kid . u will neva make it rappng

@A_40
which time has ur pussi stinkin mouth ever dropped a verse up in this shit now a jjc like u wants to get noticed . bitch , u got pussi u would always stink like spoilt yoghurt .i can imagine the smelling yoghurt u passed thru when ur momma gave birth to u , u want war , nigga its royal rumble .lets go,.

@chiogo
u want to be a snitch .fake gangsta infant.i call u a beautiful bitch , and thats the bitch like a female dog fuckin all the male mcs . ooponu omoode jeka make sense . yall keep giving me attention . why dont u just ignore me like u always swear wit ur momma's maiden name
Music/Radio / Re: M.i by FLOWSHOW: 10:07pm On Nov 10, 2008
tosin begin to ignore that afroicankings guy. he is an omoaleplayerhater . he even hates mi, am sure he hates eldee too.


@tosin
i have the mi freestyle on primetime africa. i will upload 4 u when i have time.
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 10:06pm On Nov 10, 2008
A-40:

comparing me to your dog is an insult to the poor animal.

the poor animal u mean to ur fadaa,. oponu.

@sauron
bicth u go run down .oloshi adobo lanu.paka . lmfao .
Music/Radio / Re: Da Anticipated Album 4 2008;check It Out by FLOWSHOW: 11:20am On Nov 10, 2008
olayokun .ikun is in the building

what are the names of the albums ??
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by FLOWSHOW: 11:14am On Nov 10, 2008
much respect to bodieb2005 for uploading those great nigerian oldies, to help u out men and also to give back to where i get a lotta my songs . here is a lil something for all yo .u can call em blast from the past ,

http://rapidshare.com/files/162375659/Majek_Fashek_-_Send_Down_The_Rain.wma
http://rapidshare.com/files/162375660/Onyeka_Owenu_-_Iyogogo.wma
http://rapidshare.com/files/162375661/Plantashun_Boiz_-_You_And_I.wma


more to come bodieb2005 .lets blow this house with those rare naja oldies .
bodieb u feel me ?
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 9:11am On Nov 10, 2008
A-40:

@Flowshow
Dude your flows are anaemic

lmao.@A40
you mean my flows gave you sickle cell anaemia.lol. u can see why i said u a sma'' boy in the game
don't worry my 2nd diss freestyle to u will give u elephantiasis
why don't u reply me with a diss too . and lets get entertained!

@shaz
gospel ke. gospel battle rapper??lol,  shaz omolope gbajesu.  i can't wait to see ur video in ur white sutanna. lololol grin
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 7:28pm On Nov 09, 2008
A-40:

@Flowshow
New-born baby? me?
[/quote
lol yes you
or are u a hybrid veteran or elite too


lmfao @the immatured hybread

@ibkaye
wetin u dey find here. abi monkey miss road grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: I'm Bored: Time For Artist Predictions by FLOWSHOW: 7:23pm On Nov 09, 2008
tosinadeda will become a back singer for mohits and wash dbanj's wife pants. grin
Music/Radio / Re: M.i by FLOWSHOW: 7:37pm On Nov 08, 2008
@tosinadeda
can javalove can appreciate anoda person other than mode i have the mi album already , mi's freestyle with kenny and d1 was insane yesterday
Music/Radio / Re: Beware Hip Hop Is Evil Don't Be A Victim? by FLOWSHOW: 7:02pm On Nov 08, 2008
am sorry yall but i think i have to resurrect this topic by posting in it , anoda interesting thread

@eldee
abi i lie ?
Music/Radio / Re: I'm Bored: Time For Artist Predictions by FLOWSHOW: 6:35pm On Nov 08, 2008
lol can't belief i wrote that . more artists predictions , am waiting for tosinadeda' and eldee's predictions

2face idibia -would impreganate 30 more girls one in each state of the federation and he would be certified overpotent
soul e baba -would retire fro singing a start a gospel crusade in his wifes village
mi- would be crowned the illest lyricist in naija and release 10hit albums in one single year 2009 grin
9ice- would change his name to ice water
lalaboi- wouldbecome a musician and train 6 yr old girls as a choir master
javalove - would quit nairaland and start programming java
modenine-would change his name to omo-ori-odo-9
ruggedman -would change his name from ruggedman to rofo-rofo man
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by FLOWSHOW: 11:21pm On Nov 07, 2008
hi mailmalc

my flows are tight ~just like ur virgin sista
whether ripe or unripe am still gonna suck it .lol diss to hybrid
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 11:02pm On Nov 07, 2008
no[b] hybrid [/b]punk ass .i don't get the picture
even if ur name was fifa ~u still wouldnt group the fixtures
hybrid is something like the breast of a nigerian virgin
whether ripe or unripe am still going to Bleep it
suck it and throw the remains to the zombies eye sockets
hybrid is a bloody irritant~ nigga we don't need a disinfectant
this nigga stinks harder than ikot -ekpene insecticides
my name is 'flow' bitch ~am known to leave nations faster than muritala departures
when am done wit ya ~u will be left with a permanent body fracture
its 2008 fool ~havent u gotten the fuckin picture
bicth i aint nostradamus~but i can tell hybrid that his future will be a complete failure
1000 years from now ~ur ryhmes will still be as slippery as ur baby's mucur
flowshow is a beast on the mic ~something like killer instinct's riptor
lyrically am born to rip this ~i pierced more bodies than swahili vultures
nigga listen ~am a fuckin retard dogg~ a born lyricist
ur known to be a failure ~ even shaz is so pissed of ur childish immaturity
who else would organise a tourney and[b] call sauron a small boy [/b]
calling the likes of wordsmith and mailmalc ''the elites ''
bitch ur whole life should be placed on permanent delete
even new born babies like A-40 have already heard of the fool called hybrid
thats why flowshow released an audio track titled hybrid the failing breed
nigga don't get it twisted ~listen to flow ur master when he is lecturing u in brief
even if u vomit all the meat ur mama ever gave u~ i still wouldnt call it beef
hate it or love it~ this mothefuckin retards will always represent
who else has tormented nairaland other than those retardingly present?
menike was a bitch in a small boy clothing~ little wonder he was forced into early retirement
a lesson for u all~before u mention ''flow'' in ur audio diss ~ try to picture the future predicament
ask chiogo ~ the beautiful bitch wit no[b] logo[/b]~she always knew menike could not cope
cuzz flows' rhymes are lyrically sicker than a madman's dope
crude's mouth is now gumless ~no wonder he runs it faster than an industrial fan
ask makavele ~ a face off with just one single retard earned him a permanent ban
sauron ~bloody testetorone~now wonder he acts exactly like a diick does
tianshe and mallthius are like siamese twins ~they always stay wack together
i never tasted cocaine~ but Bleep it bitch ~am so lyrically high
hybrid '' the stinkin asswipe'' ~u still wouldnt get high even if ur name was MI
check the nairaland book of world records~am the only rapper to post an audio track diss
even if u ate a full box of matches ~ u still wouldnt l[b]ight this[/b]
cuzz ur ''audio diss reply'' would be nothing but a lame man's diss

shaz ~get his dirty ass out of here
Rap Battles / Re: Dezmond Murders Cj[claimed Lags Finest]in Pmg by FLOWSHOW: 3:59pm On Nov 07, 2008
ok tosin so u mean he has been a battle rapper since isl days?
Rap Battles / Re: Cj Wins 'lags Finest 2' Rap Battles. Cj Becomes 2008 Battle Rap Champion by FLOWSHOW: 3:58pm On Nov 07, 2008
this unilag boys can really battle
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by FLOWSHOW: 8:40am On Nov 06, 2008
am brutal on the beat like general sanni abacha
here is the exit boy take along ur abasha
-flowshow

yebariba sanboribobo
when they hear his vocals they ladies going local
-mi long thing

u wanna battle dogg ?am the illest of all wars
ur sista so ugly frankeinstein wouldnt date her
- darkpoet (mobb)
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 5:43pm On Nov 05, 2008
@SLK
2008 IT WAS MAKAVELE NOW 2009 ITS SLKK.LMFAO. 2ND USERNAME IN ONE YEAR
HAHAHA.
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH , MAKAVELE HAS BEEN FINALLY CHASED OUT OF NAIRALAND


CONGRATS OBAMA.

@shaz
good work shaz .now he has learnt neva to abuse the moderator
Music/Radio / Re: Its Time To Vote For Frank D'nero by FLOWSHOW: 9:18am On Nov 05, 2008
@bug24
can u pls upload ph rap songs ?
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 9:14am On Nov 05, 2008
yeah crude, enviromental sanitation
, remember am not c(rude) anymore so there is no justification to ban someone who wasnt rude . however. am waiting for ur so called diss track reply . enter studio fast and lets see what u bring up. ps if u reply that diss i will give u another diss track like u neva heard b4 . am waiting 4 u boy.

@makavele
so u been banned too lmfao. u can go on hols wit edosioo in the bahamas.

@paddy -ho and sauron
i see u but no comment yet

@ hybreast
pity on u , obama just won.

@wordsmith
boy keep drinking breast milk. and grow fat .lol

@shaz
mwah
Rap Battles / Re: Dezmond Murders Cj[claimed Lags Finest]in Pmg by FLOWSHOW: 5:56pm On Nov 04, 2008
@tosinadeda
which secondary sch be that?lol
Rap Battles / Re: Dezmond Murders Cj[claimed Lags Finest]in Pmg by FLOWSHOW: 9:23pm On Nov 02, 2008
@baddest guy
dude dont u think it would do us good if u upload the battle videos for us too?
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by FLOWSHOW: 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2008
lord of ajasa- jimmy jatts jump off freestyle

gbogbo booty shaking ~`gbogbo booty banging
original ati pirated copy
murder is the result of any beat timba kolu
ori e fokasibe yapayapa


ps -am waiting for the day saucekid will come to jimmy jatts jump off to blow the whole house up. tosin u nko?
Rap Battles / Re: Cj Wins 'lags Finest 2' Rap Battles. Cj Becomes 2008 Battle Rap Champion by FLOWSHOW: 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2008
well we would like to see videos of this battles

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