₦airaland Forum

I knew a foreign company must be involved.
We can never do anything by ourselves.

Sofas in the bush? And someone is comfortable balancing there.
Tufiakwa!

planetx:
This is still better than many government schools in the south.

Why are you allowing bugs eat up your brain? The government- provided education system in the whole Nigeria is worrisome as the poster said, and you are talking North and South. Are you mad?

Chai!
Science and Technical College indeed!

Evil politicans have run this country aground.
No remedy!

MitrikDenholm:
Bye Felicia.

I don't care!

MitrikDenholm:
[s]
Crying all over nairaland? Force superior status? Are not a Nigerian? Or can you not see the reality you live in? Did you even know there were hausas on nairaland before this thread? Lol. Okay. Run along and leave people intent on discussing the actual topic at hand to discuss it. [/s]

Thrash as usual

MitrikDenholm:
Are you not already shivering? All over this thread every day your job is to insult us so to say we have you shook is an understatement. But we honestly don't care about your antics because that's all you can do after all, talk. When it matters most you are all spineless clueless and incompetent.

You are crying all over Nairalnad threads to force your "superior status" down on us. Superior in chest-beating! Hehehe

JasonScolari:
Very correct... No merit whatsoever.

The overhyped monkey is always on her knees sucking the pènis of those morons who renovated her face.

Why is it okay for blacks to call fellow blacks monkeys/ apes but not ok when whites call blacks the same?

Bro, we are all humans. Show some respect.

MitrikDenholm:
Are you not already shivering? All over this thread every day your job is to insult us so to say we have you shook is an understatement. But we honestly don't care about your antics because that's all you can do after all, talk. When it matters most you are all spineless clueless and incompetent.

Shivering? Yes o, the whole world actually is shivering at your instruction. Hahaha.

Insult "us"? Who are the "us"? You think everybody is as jobless as you that is always preying on who to attack? Just check out your own comments on ghis thread alone. I'm surprised you haven't written your Hausa jargon again to gain more sentiments. You are really a low-life. Byeeeeeee

damtan:
Yet, you can still drop the features naa. it'll save time
Yet, you can still drop the features naa. it'll save time

Oh, oh, is that? Haha
Good tactics though. Drop one like first

damtan:
why do we have Google??

It's true sha

MitrikDenholm:
Nightmares? LMAO. Like I said, I have given up on you lot. If I knew he was I wouldn't even have responded. That's how little I think of you.

Again, He is not from South-East Nigeria, so the joke is on you!

Should we be shivering because of your dry "I've given up on you lot" mantra? Abegiiiii, hide your face.

Is that not James Ibori?

Some Nigerians don't have sense, kai!

Even if James Ibori sweeps the entire Delta state twice a day everyday, nothing about him and his generation should ever be celebrated again! That's the right way to threat THEIVES.

Him frolicking with the current government should be a source of concern to right thinking Deltans.

Pukes on OP!

Mostly Panasonic new products.

Maybe I'll update the features later

FloraEC:
You can use ugu and spice it up with smoked fish.

Ugu no dey here too sis

DevdanSanguine:
Erase our culture?

Just checked your posts to confirm [b]you're a south easterner [/b]who apparently created his account solely to bash fulanis. If I had seen this earlier I would have definitely not bothered to write all of that. Mark me, I have completely given up on you lot.

After calling him a south easterner and hauling all insults at him with all the Hausa you typed to bring in more frustrated sychophants and wipe up sentiments, eventually, he is not!

I see that progressive South-Eastern Nigeria gives you lot nightmares.

Shame on you!

Great cooks in this forum. Does anyone make ofe akwu abroad?

Pls what the alternative to "nchi anwu" also called "scent leaf", that green vegetable used in ofe akwu.

I have akwu here but I don't have the vegetable.

Lol. I sent that picture to my mum and the following conversation ensued.

Her last message though. Hahaha

stainless239:
Wow!!!
Congratulations..

Thanks sis. #hugs

stainless239:
Errmmm...so did you get the dream job and man
*asking for a friend*

Yes to both. I did

geekybabe:
Apparently not all ladies. It's really shallow to think marriage is d next thing after nysc. What is the lady taking into the marriage? Her bsc? Or her fine face?

Nne nawa for you o. You no even cool down read my post. Na fight? You have a point but it's off tangent to what I'm saying.

For a lady, it's a dicey situation.

By the time of NYSC, most ladies want to be married and "settle down". Many don't want to keep going back to their parents after that age. And yes, many parents prefer this too, as it lessens their burdern.

If a lady lives home for Masters abroad at 26, 27 without a concrete relationship, rumor has it that her chances of getting married after she comes back declines.

After her studies, will she be able to get a job in the country she has travelled to? That will be a good hit. Will she find love there? Best! But the chances of these events occuring are slim. So she might be heading back home.

If she comes back at 29, 30 will she get the "dream job"? Will she still find a corresponding "dream man"? It's dicey joor.

Just follow your heart sha. What works for one person, may not work for another.
As for me, I left for my masters at 26. And now, four years after, no regrets at all.

Nigerians and famzing sef

Anybody with a Nigerian name is now a Nigerian, odikwa egwu!

Nigeria does not have that breeding ground to nurture talents.

Nairaland resident tribalists have already divided themselves into East, West, North and South.
Shameless people claiming a girl that doesn't even identify with the roots you claim. Very shameless

Another Wechat feature copied!

Weeeh done Mark!

This troublesome set of people are never staisfied with anything and anyone, anywhere in the world. They always want to be treated differently.

Rubbish!

Ariel20:
You are contradicting yourself all in a bid to make sense.

You too re-read what you just typed Mungo park

He is not Nigerian, stop famzing

So finally, this thread has been totally derailed

Moi-moi for dinner
First one is ready for tasting.
Anyone?

Sansa143:
Here is d recipe.

Bless you

Sansa143:
Plantain Mosa wit a cup of tea

Please teach me o

Just lukat what we are celebrating in this part of the world

Look at the sandy road sef.
International indeed.

We are beyond redemption

Market
Market, Nigerians market

In 2018, market

FloraEC:
Yea it'll cos it'll still be fried with oil. Dunno if it's optional

Dear, it's optional. I don't add in mine. Just the frying oil is okay ans it still comes up fine