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Thanks man. I just got schooled and I love it. Jah bless.

What kinda apartment do you live in that doesn't have running water or you just sugar-coated a face-me-i-slap-you house for us.

I call bull shit. Story doesn't add up.


What kinda apartment do you live in that doesn't have running water or you just sugar-coated a face-me-i-slap-you house for us.

I call bull shit. Story doesn't add up.

Noticed how the ladies are quiet on this post ? Well with the exception of those 2 bright minds and that tomboy. No offense.

What kinda apartment do you live in that doesn't have running water or you just sugar-coated a face-me-i-slap-you house for us.

I call bull shit. Story doesn't add up.

People of God please!!! Before you go hurling that man of god in the pit of hell, I want you all to know that insta account was hacked by the devil himself. Believe me, I was there I sweat.

The big guns conspired to bring BlackBerry yo its knees and that's what they did, now its forced to join them. O ma se.

That lady Will always remain fugly to me. Imagine what she'd look like waking up in the morning with slightly swollen eyes and lips and no make up.

sinkhole:
I am still very confused about this BH thing, it seems we are not being told the whole story! I just cant understand how a christian girl, forcefully adopted, forced to change religion, forced to get married and start being a mother, could say with her own mouth that she is in love with those who molested her! Well, I can understand she is a child, and I can understand the level of hatred coming from her own people, but still I do not think that she should be in love with her molester.

Its called "Stockholm syndrome"

damein007:
so no one saw the bleached fingers? make god help them

Thought I was the only one serving that. I can't believe people were only paying attention to their cosmetic face and ignoring their bleached knuckles. SMH

You must be from jibiti town.

And what we just read is well doctored press release to clear Slot and Infinix name respectively. I can say the person who wrote this wasn't the same person who came on here yesterday ranting about how they were cheated. But its good though at least something was done to save their asses.

And someone will come here and tell me its true love. Anyways I concur.

Nice!! one I'm impressed with Microsoft and their innovation.

ureach:
Dogman...

The Dogman is an ancient creature first discovered in 708 B.C by Greek scientist Phapadepuus Anter...

It was thougt to evolve from the ancient anteir... a creature known for its voracious, blood thirsty, gluttonous appetite... I for continue but I buy fuel N300 a liter and there's no money to be made...

Thank you for your time.

Whedone !!! You don start to lie this early mor mor. The cane dem go take flog you ehn, Ares still dey prepare am. Lol Nice one my guy

Dygeasy:
Lol.. Free the girl jor.

Don't goan hurt the poor girl in future. Don't let her suffer for your ignorance about love.

The reason why you can't have everything in one package is because you aren't a complete package yourself. You can only be a few girls' dream not every girl

Well said jare. Why change someone when you love them, what if she's gonna be a totally different person once she sheds all the weight. #ThinkAboutIt

It doesn't matter what anyone of us think. What's done is done and cannot be undone.

lodscott:
not my problem, since I can last for up to 3hrs

How market chief LIEwola Mohammed

gebhota:
Please i nid ansas nd also wats the price of gionee m4

What you need is some English classes and a dose of common sense.

GrAnDwEeZ:
oga that couldn't ve been 2006. That's an android phone with him.

Its not only the pic that is a throwback. The lie itself is a throwback.

Obviously the op was in such a hurry to get vain approval from people he perharps will never meet in this life time that he forget to use the English and Common Sense app in his brain. SMH

techmart:
You Sabi Igboora?

Yels os courfe. I am know it lol

You nor get for Igbo ora abi Ede ?

MadCow1:
PILOT: Ibadan Airport flight Control, this is Arik Air Flight W567 on Approach on vector 316 degrees East requesting clearance to land.. Do you Copy?


PILOT: Ibadan Airport Flight Control, this is Arik Air flight W567 requesting clearance to Land.. Do you Copy?

PILOT: Ibadan Airport, can you read me, Arik Air flight W567 requesting Clearance to Land, please advise!


PILOT: Jimoh!! Folashade! Bimbo!! Atinuke!!!! WHo dey there!? shey Una don start again! Make una answer na, we don nearly reach ground o!!

PILOT: Argh!! Ibadan Airport Control, Ejo, I use God beg una, help me make I land..

PILOT to CO-PILOT: E be like say these people don renew their DSTV subscription o! Them go don go watch Telemundo again o!! Chai!!! Na die we dey...


https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/220154/plane-crash-o.gif


Meanwhile in Ibadan Airport Control...


https://africanspotlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Picture-421.png

You just made my day. I can't stop laughing mehn. You should write situational comedy.

sisqology:
What's d code because even the code they stated is not working

*437*1#

crackjoor:
Pls has anybody tried airtel's 4.5gb for 2k? I want to know if is really 4.5gb unlike dat lia lia 3gb for 1.5k

The 4.5gb is 2k5 and not 2k as stated. The lied

skelewu404:
yes he only had his head cut off n na small thing, the only problem be say he no go fit watch match

Guy, you nor well oo. You just let me spray cattarh all over my shirt laughing.

#EPIC #RESPONSE

Just read the whole response in Frank Dunga's voice. Funny !!

God bless the op with this illustration. The heat these says is out of this world. If I blink, na sweat, to chop na sweat. Mehn its too much

"Handsome Gorilla" something they call really ugly folks back in the days.

Pride they say begeth a fall. The management at Nokia had little vision and were do cocky they never saw it coming. The moral here is to never get too comfortable even with all the money in the works because change is the only constant.