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I tried pulling been kidnapped on my grandma after she caught me siphoning milk and I ran outta the house. I came back hours later and told my story hoping for some sympathy but you need to see how my aunt countered me. I got double portion of beating that night.

There was this kid in our house then who was always mischievous and the he came home at the end of the term with a terribly altered report card, his original position was 23rd but he altered it to 2nd and was beaten to a pulp when his dad noticed the alteration. Afterwards he was shown what he did but he maintained the teacher gave him 2nd 3rd(second-third) we all burst laugh say wetin be 2nd 3rd. Lol

In Michael Jackson voice... he's black, he's white. #singing

So she has joined the bleaching crew. How quaint.

carammel:
That's me just pulling your short/long legs, I know you ain't jealous. I'm a lady btw.

What a miss, I actually thought you were a guy sorry. By the way the legs are average, not short or long.

tosyne2much:
So you sef follow play Mortal Combat?

Yes that and more vintage video games.

carammel:
Like you don't wish to work in Malay as well,stop being jealous.

I used to some couple of years back but not anymore. But Jealousy is the wrong word bruh

tosyne2much:
Madam, I'm not supposed to quote you but I'm forced to, since it has become your habitual manner to always discriminate against those who don't practice celibacy as you do .. If you're truly practising celibacy, which I commend you for, I believe it shouldn't be a basis for blowing trumpet on a public forum

You're not to decide who should and who should not have sex in a relationship... If truly you're a virgin as you indirectly claimed and not an hypocritical one, your virginity which is your priority should not be aimed at castigating others cos your abstinence is only for your own good and not for the development or betterment of the nation as well as nairaland.

Let me get something into your skull, decency is not measured by your comments on a faceless forum but by your lifestyle out there, so don't come here with your so called holier than thou attitude . You're not in anyway different from those who engage in sex.


And to call someone a broke dude for airing his opinion about his perception about life clearly shows you're one probably of those gold digging girls a guy can easily get in bed at the sight of ordinary N1, 000 note


Abeg swerve make I see road jhooor


On behalf of S.eun, I hereby present to you this HYPOCISY AWARD

In Shao Khan's voice FATALITY!!!

carammel:
You are not yet ready for serious relationship.

So your definition of a serious relationship is when she milks the guy dry ? You must be one of those boys "working" in Malaysia

Israel5:
no offence taken. We're old enough. She's in her twenties and i'm older.

Then you need to sit her down and highlight what your expectations are in that relationship. Otherwise she'd think she's having the perfect relationship. That's my own #145.

The question is Are you two old enough to date ? Because it doesn't seem like you both have the capacity to be in a relationship. No offense though.

ErnieSmallzz:
u ryt, yes SHREK

You're welcome.

ErnieSmallzz:
Op! Dis cat was in a cartoon named "OGRE"

Do you mean Shrek ??

Tolexander:
Probably the aborted fetus is the future President who is going to restore Nigerian hope, only God knows.

So with the way these Christian universities treat their students, they still manage to Bleep themselves?
Hun!

And what if it turns out to be the one who brings the whole country shame like maybe caught in Thailand with 2 tonnes of hard drugs in its pants or joining ISIS or whatever they are called in the future. Just think about it. I'm an advocate of abortion.

lekjons:
and you wouldn't suspect foul play if anyone is holding a phone around you while trying to load a recharge card..?? or you think the phone wouldn't need to be held at close proximity with the card before the app can detect it??


my thoughts though!

Holding it at a distance of about 5ft with the camera zoomed in while you're engrossed with you tiny little card. Lol Tell me how many times you'd be looking over your shoulder.

kenonze:
Mtcheeew!! !! !

In 5yrs time, this same pics shall become "throwback pics"
... ... ... Then it will Hit NL front page again
.. .. .... .. .. Then u and I will struggle to comment

I'm sure by that time something more important would have taken your time that you'd hardly have space for trivial issues like " Throwback picture of D'banj leaving Ciroc". Am I right or am I right

lekjons:
anyone that can manage to snap a pic of your recharge card won't have much difficulty in typing the pin directly into his phone.. i think..

You don't get it do you. While you're busy touching your phone screen 20 times at least with the card in full glare on the other hand, someone has loaded your card with just 3 touch of their phone screen.

Soon people are gonna start complaining about used recharge cards because I can imagine some crooks using this to steal. Imagine the scenerio; someone trying to load a recharge card the old way and a crook standing behind him. Lol

ALAYORMII:
Lovely combinashun





But wait ooo








Look at their kneecaps

I know some women in their quest to make their kids have "fair" complexion like them will add dome bit of toning cream to achieve that. I'm not saying she did in this case. I'm just saying though.

Why would you call this cheaper when its just the same as the rest of the pack.

Honestly you guys need yo get your minds out the gutter and look at the dick picture..

oops I mean big picture

Smellymouth:
13. The textbook that gave most of us nightmares ::




Cc: lalasticlala

This is what nightmares are made of back in those days. The only time I'm happy to see this textbook is when I go to the bookshop with my mother with the 'List of Books' because then it is crisp.

Efisko1:
Glo dey worst network in my life......
My GB is lying out my phone an lavishing cos of fluctuation of package data....

Huh!!

I'm sorry how does this "eep" the budget.

DaBullIT:
I'd bring two young boys to daughter's school






talk to the principal


talk to the teacher




then ask those boys to follow that teacher home and see where he / she lives





Another unsolved mystery

O boy, you'll need to cut down on those crime shows you're watching ooo. But given the situation, we will have an unsolved murder mystery on our hand and Nkan be will be shocked.

Babalegba:
You are only letting us know when it's all over

The thunder that will fire the OP is still on Mt Olympus taking lessons from Hades and Ares.

AirSultan:
Believe me, that malnourished looking girl deserved it. Try checking most of her posts on here. Şhey go dy talk A while saying B. Just contradicting herself, not to talk she is racist, full of herself, thinkş she knöwş all and knows best but even my neighbours dog knows when to bark and when not to!

Just go easy on her bro. You'd be surprise most of these e-thugs are just puny kids hiding behind their phones to talk trash and bully people for silly pleasures.

AirSultan:
Why cant you have sex with all men without expecting anything in return?

Oh boy. You dey vex ooo you just burn that babe with your comment. Lol

I believe Glo is coming back little by little because I have been on their data plan for over a month and I get good service both at home and work, keep in mind I work in Lagos and reside in Ogun. I don't dispute those who say their data strength is location dependant but I believe they have listened to feedbacks and are working on it.

Nigga be like "Mehn I don fvck up"

My dear, its best you kill yourself and have an abortion after that then leave a note to tell us about it.