Ishilove:

I don't even have a PVC. I HAVE lost hope in Nigeria since 2016

the other person, you and i can turn things around. Get your PVC asap...

Ishilove:

The light is low current

there will be an improvement..... Lets keep changing.....

Ishilove:
I have said it before, and I will say it again, even if my uncle runs for office I will not vote for him because Nigerian politicians are an irredeemably crooked bunch.

The General won the election after the fourth attempt and his tune changed.

Shameless bunch.

dont give up hope. Lets keep changing till it gets better.... There is light at the end of the tunnel..

bluke:
replace him with kanu

replace him with shecow

Daily Telegraph can confirm that , in the wake of political biuld up agaisnt the 2019 general election, President Muhammadu Buhari has bowed to pressure from the Aso Rock cabal to dropped osinbanjo as his running mate.

When Daily Telegraph correspondent tried to contact Spokesman to the president, Femi Adesina his phones were switched off.



Source: April Fool
lalasticlala mynd44 happy Easter

na wao

Happy goodfriday....

hmm

see the moment Judas betrayed Jesus with a kiss

Cc: OAM4J

Stevengerd:
Abi now. make we just the pansh am go.

sure tins

Stevengerd:
Abi naw, as nairaland no kon sweet again

i tell you. It keeps gerrin boring day by day.

Stevengerd:
Ma Nigga

longest time

Stevengerd:
Plateau People prefer plenty pawpaw. Some students started schooling since sixteen sixty six..

Tell the teacher that Thomson the treader
told Titi to turn the table three times.

Can you remember your primary school alliteration?
lets see who got the longest alliteration.

Proper preparation prevents poor performance.
Two tiny tigers took two taxis to texas town.

faithevans18, i hope food go dey plenty?

Nicklaus619:

Lols this cracked me up real hard. #classic

lol the guy to like snake

lala right now... 'Op you go take 20k?'

2morogobeta:
i am being serious

not the cheap ones

the high class runs babe

that can service a rich man

i want to remain anonymous

im broke i need money jare

when you know how to use 'A' and 'AN' , else, na your pvssy go weep.

EnglishPolice:
It is morder cos a man on crutches will not use a stool to commit morder instead he will use crutches to move to the rope and not keep it beside the cupboard where it is.
More so the broken alarm on the floor near the scattered table shows that their is someone involved.

the man climbed through the cupboard and hooked the rope on his neck and swang. He even place a suicide not on the table..

govt of the lies, for the lies and by the lies......

emeijeh:
And those TJ and SLOW DOG are the nobodys in 2018.



Chai

WHO NO GO, NO KNOW

hmm

all we are saying is, Back to daura.....

Foodforthought:
Why do u ask?

criminology test

what do you think of this crime scene?

Is it murder or suicide?

matrix199:



I don't know what's wrong with you kids on nairaland. Doesn't it occur to you we have people on this platform who have children old enough to be your classmate? Must you take to diss people you have no idea who they are? It doesn't tell well of your upbringing.


That said, "The poor" is a plural noun, just as "people" is. "The poor man" is a singular noun phrase. The former is a plural noun(The poor, The people, The police, etc), while the latter is a singular noun(the word poor is acting as an adjective)


Don't be too hasty to prove the right wrong.

dont waste your time argureing with 'illitrate intelligent' folks

some girls prefer face to face.

I tried chyking dis bae on fon but she letter say i should come over to her place, that she want to be looking at my face while i will be talking.... I took my bike graeeeeee!
i arrived at her place.

I bombarded her with high sounding words.
we even used a dictionary to check their meaning together, to confirm they really exist. i got an upper hand..... We kissed, romance till the lights fade...

......to be continue

(plural subject) - The poor 'know' that the best 'is' yet to come.


(singular subject) - The poor man 'knows' that the best 'is' yet to come.

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