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VenumX:
No plan for the bolded oo...

Why did you say so?


And are you being honest ,when you said you were married

VenumX:
Which one is less disappointing....that I am your aunty or that I am married?

That you are my aunty.I don't really care to be honest.


But that you are married,haahh .
Painment,my plan yafff pafukaa

VenumX:
I am married.
My hubby is abroad.

Damnit lol.

Hope you are not lieing to chase me off

VenumX:
I am your aunty ok?

C'mon stoooopittt.

Except you married, I won't accept this aunty stuff

VenumX:
See my pic below.

God that was scary
But doesn't mean anything.

If you could tell me your age, maybe I could tell you what am thinking

VenumX:
E be like say all the things wey you don imagine for your head done cast ooo.

No be am at all.

What makes you think so.

And what do you think am thinking.

VenumX:
Yea, i knew you were getting there so I answered in advance. I am your elder sister.

If only you knew that, telling me you're older only makes me more interested.

So long you are not 30 and above


But it's not bad,and what makes you so sure that you are older

VenumX:
I am your elder sister.

I don't have an elder sister lol.

I am tempted to ask for your age ,but I know girls be doing Ako.

So just ans the question,I don't mind it .

VenumX:
Petite.

How tall are you?

VenumX:
Apt. . I give you 2/10.

So which one did I get right

VenumX:
So what kind of farming do you have in mind?

The portion set aside for farming not really big,dad cemented the compound.

My mom already has banana trees,and some vegetables.

Am thinking peppers and vegetables.

That's the only thing there is space for.


I tried corn,cause I saw my neighbor plant some.
Am yet to see anything grow lol.

VenumX:
That's why I have my backups.

Troublesome girl,
Maybe one day I will know you in "real-life".

But for now,let me just continue with image I picture in my head.

(5ft 5 , light-skinned.
Petite with sharp mouth.
Troublesome girl)

I am guessing 23 , studied nursing lol

Which one did I get right.



Something tells me I failed all, especially that light-skinned part .

VenumX:
I have farming in mind. I hope to start it later on.

Nigeria is setting everyone straight, everyone was Rushing blue collar jobs .
Engineering or nothing
Medicine or nothing
Lol


I recently got some stuff for my mum, I realized
How expensive foodstuffs are getting.

I have decided to have a backyard farm.

Used to have one, growing up(when my grandma was alive).
Although it was just for fun.


But this time around.....

VenumX:
Unjustified ban till October for replying trolls ooo.

Lol, sometimes the mods get high on horse shitt.

Serious issues that warrant bans are ignored,
misogynistic threads,misiandry iyamiri,afonjaa,headslamer they won't see that ooo.


But me replying a racist girl, about 1 week later I get banned.

VenumX:
I will mention you with it when it's been set lose from prison.

How long is the ban?

VenumX:
Just for you to know there are crazy people here.

Lol.
Aside your other account (acid.....) how many more do you have

VenumX:
I will take you on a tour where ever drama is.

Okay.
I don't really like vawulence.
But okay

VenumX:
I had to check when you registered. No wonder you think such.

You will eventually see.

Hmmm , I guess I won't get answer to my question then.


I had more questions,but I doubt if you would want to answer them.

VenumX:
I had to check when you registered. No wonder you think such.

You will eventually see.

Lol no, I have Known Nairaland since around 2015 I guess.

Didn't really think much of it, was a guest until around 2018.

I created my first account.

VenumX:
You know my head is wanted here. I can't tell you that.

That's what you get , cause of your sharpmouth lol.

But no need to be scared of them,i don't think Nairaland has any crazy fellow you should be worried about

VenumX:
Peace, love and tranquility.

There are over 300 tribes!! Hahaaa.

Aiit but at least tell me which state

VenumX:
You have to figure it out.

Lol.
What would be my reward if I guess correctly

VenumX:
I am not from any of the major tribes.

You want me to keep guessing,or you are
going to tell me?

VenumX:
Nope.

You're hausa?

Talk noww

VeryWickedMan:
Since I can't determine her tribe, I will attack her gender.


Nigerian women are useless... All of them!!

Are you just naturally dumb, or this is your senseless way of catching cruise.

VenumX:
Definitely not from the south west.

I somehow had that feeling,you are not from the southwest.
But you live somewhere in the southwest (Am I right)

VenumX:
Where is that your f@gg0t partner called warrior101 now? I hope the both of you now have sense.

NL no gree Una stay again.

It's rare to meet you on peace mode, vawulence mode is always activated.


I want to ask you a question,not too personal.
Where are you from? (state)

That man is not lieing.

I can confirm with what I see

meobizy:
O ti, shift.

Na you dey shake table naa.
I just want you to explain a little bit

meobizy:
Lol. I’ve always said it that every Nairaland celebrity is actually a lowlife in the real world

Lol.
Kilo mean?

mhiztaNexy:
Why open the thread?

I wonder how stupid one can be.

They claim the show is dumb, nonsense , trash.

Why then do they give it attention,why do they open the thread.

VenumX:
Abroad, if you hit a anyone in public not just a female, you go to jail.

Here, everyone just stares like zombie.

.
Not all the time though.