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PoliticsRe: See What Barr.lawrencia Uzoamaka Wore To Gbenga Aruleba's Focus Nigeria On AIT by Foodconsumer(m): 8:32pm On Jun 05, 2015
hedonistic:
I need oxygen. Please help, anyone.
LMAOO grin grin
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Foodconsumer(m): 3:31pm On Jan 03, 2014
De Tus: Yes @Food_Consumer cheesy
good man... Pls give me some advise about the price for replacing the backlight.... Hope replacing it won't cause any problem??
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Foodconsumer(m): 12:54pm On Jan 03, 2014
I think my nc6400 backlight seems too old due to the diminished and low brightness... The light isn't illuminating enough for good performance despite the fact that the brightness is increased to the highest.... Can the backlight be replaced??
RomanceRe: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Foodconsumer(op): 10:50pm On Dec 30, 2013
@Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig??
RomanceI Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Foodconsumer(op): 10:32pm On Dec 30, 2013
a friend is posting this through my moniker...




I'm not what you would
call fat. I have muscles,
but also fat to back it up,
so I'm not exactly "fit"
either. My only problem
is that unlike a girl,i have lots of junk in my trunk which bothers me...
in my mother's
family there's a running
theme of having a big
butt and thighs, men and
women. Now, this is a
little annoying, because
no matter how thin or fit
I become, my butt seems
to be the same size, and
therefor i have a
very weird figure 8 shape. I have a
hard time finding boxers and jeans
that fit me, since the waist
size need to be so big to
get my pants past my huge and meaty
thighs.
I don't know what happened but it seems all the fat i gain goes down to my ass
because I've had it all my
life. so I'm
afraid that I'm never
going to get rid of it. Can
someone help me or give
me some tips to get my
butt and thighs to not
"stick out" so much?
Thanks..
Science/TechnologyRe: Homebuilt Radio controlled Helicopter by Foodconsumer(m): 10:03pm On Dec 30, 2013
Damn.... Nice one op..


A locally made remote controlled f-16 coming soon..

*watch this space* grin
HealthRe: Puberty Problem!! by Foodconsumer(op): 10:28am On Dec 22, 2013
Vivly: Maybe you have issues with your endocrine glands. It could be that something is inhibiting the testosterone hormone that is responsible for sexual development in males. You could Google it. A doctor might recommend drugs that'll stimulate the release of the hormone. It's nothing out of the ordinary.
thanks... That's what my thoughts are. Excessive testosterone is present in me but i'm not just seeing any significant physical development... a typical medical doctor or specifically an endocrynologist...
HealthRe: Puberty Problem!! by Foodconsumer(op): 10:14am On Dec 22, 2013
Dhurmynick: Not every male fits ur description of a man.. I'm 17 but you'll think I spent my life in a gym.. I see other guys and I only see thin bones in them.. They are usually tall.. Most males are like that..

ADVICE.. sleep more . And eat more. If you have the strength, try and gym.. I got a threadmill, kg if weight lifters and that thing you ride like a bicycle.. All to help.. Hit the gym more and eat fatty foods like chocolates and co.. You should have an impressive improvement in a month if you follow my advice.


Regards
thanks.. I've made my research on the males in my family (dad,grand-dad, my mom's father, uncles e.t.c)... No record of any thin skinny trait amongst them. As a matter of fact, they're all sexy, hot alpha males with low body fat...
testosterone is what does all this development but As far as i'm concerned, i don't suffer from testosterone Deficiency due to my massive body hair and insane sex drive...
In short, thanks
HealthRe: Puberty Problem!! by Foodconsumer(op): 7:43am On Dec 21, 2013
Saraben: it might b ur normal body structure.
not sure, i mean i've seen skinny guys with developed wrists...
I made research earlier and discovered "the wrist" is what determines development... My wrist has never changed since 14... All the males in my family look normal and muscular just like my dad.. It just sucks to be me...
HealthRe: Puberty Problem!! by Foodconsumer(op): 7:11am On Dec 21, 2013
What do you mean by cool? Pls i'm dead serious.. This thing has been giving me sleepless nights for some months now...
HealthPuberty Problem!! by Foodconsumer(op): 6:58am On Dec 21, 2013
Puberty is the process in which you grow from a scrawny, skinny kid, into a tall, big, full grown man... But me on the other hand, grew from a short thin kid, into a tall thin,half-baked adult..

Lemme give you a breakdown regarding my development...

1.pubic hair appears at 14, it extends to my thighs at 17.
2.grew steadily in height(but still maintaining the same skeletal frame) till now(6ft)... I'm 20.
3.my voice broke and cracks at 16.5yrs..
4.prominent Adam's apple came out at 17.5yrs
5.scrotum looks bigger(but penis remains the same till now)..
6.armpit hairs came out at 17.5yrs
7.significant stomach hairs at almost 18..
8. facial hair at 18.5yrs..
9. significant chest hair are now appearing(20)... And thats it..

But i never had the main masculinity every guy went through.. I mean changes like-->

1. Restructuring and Broadening of the upper skeletal frame(wider shoulders,chest, bigger arms, muscles and wrist.etc)...

I initially thought i was late bloomer and assumed it'd sort itself out before reaching 20, but it hasn't came yet...
2. My penis also looked underdeveloped for a 20yr old man...

I know i sound frustrating but know that i've waited patiently through all these years for my body to develop.
I came back home during ASUU stuff and was shocked to see the tremendous body change in my 14yr old brother who just kick-started puberty. Though he's still short, but(shoulders, chest have broadened. Penis is also growing so fast).
Alas, it dawned onto me that something is definitely wrong with me somewhere... I mean you look at every kid in your neighbourhood, though they're still developing, but you can see traits of a man in them physically.
You look at me, and you see a tall skinny kid with facial hair....
It just doesn't make any sense, This has caused a serious self-esteem decline in me as i'm unable to woo a mate in school, let alone having se.x with her...
Pls do i need to consult a doctor?? I need your advises..

Mod, pls i recommend you push this thing to the f.p..
PhonesPls Recommend A Link Or Website Where I Can Download "Orbit Downloader".. by Foodconsumer(op): 10:28pm On Nov 30, 2013
*Waiting*
CrimeRe: Brother Stabs Sister To Death Over Indomie Noodles. by Foodconsumer(m): 9:44am On Jun 19, 2013
Tha fkuc??
Boom sha sha!!
PoliticsRe: 2015 Election: Jonathan (PDP) Vs Fashola (APC) by Foodconsumer(m): 10:11pm On Jun 18, 2013
jisky: That s d only competent,capable n briliant candidate that can kick that shoeless fisherman out of Aso Rock inrespective of political party,tribe or religion.
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: JTF & Boko Haram Gunfight In Yobe: 11 Persons Have Been Confirmed Dead by Foodconsumer(m): 9:13pm On Jun 17, 2013
*Sighs and confused*
rip to the victims...
bh should know the game is over for them...
PoliticsRe: Why Dont We Just Break-up by Foodconsumer(m):
DivideUs: we clearly are not working so why not try something new?
It's easier said than done. what do u have in mind in breaking it up??
PoliticsRe: Why Do Southerners Hate Buhari With Passion? by Foodconsumer(m): 7:49am On Jun 16, 2013
nerodenero: Hit the like button if you strongly believe Southern Nigeria hate Buhari.
south-easterners you mean...
Fixed that for ya..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures Of The Most Attractive Armed Forces In The World by Foodconsumer(m): 7:07am On Jun 16, 2013
Omo those mexicans are sitting ducks i swear... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

imagine if that skirt got stuck on something while tryin to retreat..
CelebritiesRe: Patience Ozokwor Mobbed By Fans In South-Africa by Foodconsumer(m): 6:23am On Jun 16, 2013
playcharles: how dos it stop us from watchin iroko tv like we did in 1882
politically sponsored using thugs, PDP shud be held responsible
you've been typin this shoit in almost every topic on fp.. Hope all is wellhuh
CultureRe: Emir Of Kano Celebrates 50yrs On The Throne (Pictures) by Foodconsumer(m): 6:18am On Jun 16, 2013
Ezedon: is he one of the chief sponsors of BH huh
KID!
Music/RadioRe: Timaya - Sexy Ladies (Video) by Foodconsumer(m): 6:07pm On Jun 15, 2013
Reuben.Abati:
I dug the song.

Like way back in 1979. Click 'Like' if you catch my drift.
1979 kinihuh. abeg i no dey like jor...
FoodRe: Kinds Of Food I Need To Increase My Muscles... by Foodconsumer(op): 6:35pm On Jun 14, 2013
IYA NGBALI: stop wasting your time,the guy no get money to do all these
re you sure?? No offense intended!!
FoodRe: Kinds Of Food I Need To Increase My Muscles... by Foodconsumer(op): 6:31pm On Jun 14, 2013
Originalsly: Find out from your father if he was thin while a teenager
i asked him just now and "lo and behold", he was!!
FoodRe: Kinds Of Food I Need To Increase My Muscles... by Foodconsumer(op): 6:11pm On Jun 14, 2013
obadiah777: BEANS-PROTEIN. LOTS OF BEANS. HAVING SAID ALL THAT YOUR METABOLISM MAY BE FAST. IF YOU ARE A TEENAGER YOU CANT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT. WAIT TILL YOU GET TO YOUR MID TO LATE TWENTIES WHEN YOUR METABOLISM SLOWS DOWN THEN YOU WILL START TO FILL OUT
Good one bro!
Some funny replies here, thanks y'all...
PoliticsRe: Shout-out To "Civilian JTF" In Borno by Foodconsumer(m): 6:38am On Jun 14, 2013
ATM-CARD:
.I wish them more virgins 2 their elbows.Double portions 4 each an evry1 of them,dats 4rm 72 virgins-144.Under merit.
huh LAME!
PoliticsRe: Dana Air Had Technical Fault While Taking-Off In Lagos Yesterday by Foodconsumer(m): 10:12pm On Jun 11, 2013
Goldie20: that some scary shiit..
you can say that again nigga!!
PoliticsRe: Youths Launch Manhunt For Suspected Boko-Haram Members In Maiduguri by Foodconsumer(m): 1:51pm On Jun 11, 2013
ikwere militant: welcome development.dis re d same pepl shelding bokos initialy,but they have receved enuf heat frm d army which prompted a change.well d fear of of NIGERIAN ARMY is d begining of wisdom
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Ranks Second On Global Terror List by Foodconsumer(m): 1:19pm On Jun 11, 2013
Bonapart: It is now comfirmed dat d whole terrorist in d world are all muslims! Warning: i don't wa9t 2 hear those blood sucking religion sayig, "we are serving one God" d fire of God will com upon any muslim vesel dat will say it again
HAPPY NOW huh
PoliticsRe: Ribadu - Nigeria’s Sinking Ship And The Way Forward by Foodconsumer(m): 1:01pm On Jun 11, 2013
O.p you see what i'm talkin about?? 823 views and still countin, and no one's read this looong shaiit , pls summarize for me joor i dont aff time..


*dips spoon in garrii*
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Logo & Illuminati Seeing Eye Are Similar? by Foodconsumer(m): 9:48pm On Jun 10, 2013
Whats all this shithuh BBA infiltrated by illuminaSHIT??
Never mind, i'll pass...

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