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Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!! Man U mst Chooooop aaaaam!!!! 1 - 3
Somebody shout a big amen!!!!!!

This is the story of my life...

The truth is we will all waste our MB hashtaggin that shit and d man and his newly wedded wife will b enjoying deir lives smplave nice... we shud jst move on jare... remember yarima issh... who dey talk about am nw?
#niggazbhashtagging bt nothing will b done in d end.

Thank God I played any1 can win in barca match...

@OP dats not public relations... that's what we call PUBLICITY... because mtn didn't pay you for it.

RONALDO NA WINCHHH.... IN OTHER NEWS, MY TICKET DON SCARRER!!!

coruso:
Yred

I been dey wonder which kind mumu clean sheet manU b wan keep

MadCow1:
Wetin dey worry this Morgan Freeman guy sef?


Why does he hate Nigeria?

Coz wen Nelson Mandela died , many Nigerians tot he was d one dat died so they started tweeting RIP messages dat really pissed him off from den on..

[Dem go water us like mad ni!!! 3-1.

Ogbeni yarn her dat u'r going nor nor 4 her bobito...since she'z shy... I think she'll jst smile like mumu and say thank u...
NB: use play play tell am ooh

women were created 2 be loved NOT understood.

They will b able to comment on any issue using vulgar wordz without facing ban 4 a whole year
plus
dey get N1000000 cash prize... I think :\

and dier short sighted members will continue 2 sow more seeds ni

fallacy of hasty generalization

We dem boyz ar grooving 3gb 4 100 naira...u'r dere yarnin us ubuntu...mtchewww 1k 4 1gb kor.

Booked

Space booked

... I Wonder Why Foreigners Don't Come To Nigeria For Tours....or Do They??

*sighs*

Nigerian mums sha.

They will flog the " I don die oooh " comot for your mouth and still explain to you that the reason why they flogged you is because they love you.

Like, is that even logical?

I mean, a full fledged Nigerian mum will pounce on you with her koboko, wipe you for a while and then go like:

"Chi, why I'm I flogging you?"

Then through the tears, you give her this blank look like: "which kind mumu question be this one again na". And somehow she interprets that look as an "Mummy I don"t know o"

Then she goes like: "You don't want to talk abi? Oh, you don't know why I'm flogging you? You haven't learnt your lessons na. For that I will double it!"

Piam!! And then she goes ahead and increases the pace the koboko lands on your buttocks...
But They Can Be Very Charming atimes sha...

VIPERVENOM:
At 7 condoms couldn't fit my prick

lol...guy so wetin u dey try yarn nw b say u been gwt small body and big prick??

HOW TO CATCH A TIGER
American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.
China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch it.
Arab Police Style: Kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger to surrender.
Indian Police Style: Sing for the tiger until it comes close to you, then catch it.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch a goat, beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

Lol....no horn 4 lagos in a whole day??...choi....people go die like mad....i nor go ball out dat day ni...

youngwarlocks:
1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.

2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though

3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.

4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.

5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).

6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.

7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.

8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"

9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.

10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.

lolz::: so tru...especially d #BEG BEG dude....my roomate can BEG!! Even In My Dreams, He Poses As A BEGGER ni!

Dont even knw sef

See your water water shit like indian pepper soup...
With ur long prick like zoro sword...
Your prick Long reach Heaven kon ryt to b continued...