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8. You, after washing plates with dried eba stains on them:

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The struggle is too real.

7. The STRUGGLE of washing stew out of this:

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The absolute worst.

6. When you’re doing the dishes and your mother starts complaining that you’re wasting water.

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Should I use my saliva?

5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”

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Do you think I want to eat the sponge?

4. Your parents, when you go to sleep with dishes still in the sink:

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You people should chill small na.

3. When your mother uses all the pots in the kitchen to cook one meal.

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It’s because you’re not the one washing, abi?

2. When your mum shouts at you for not doing the dishes, and you go to the sink and see:

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Are you kidding me?

Get a seat. Grab your pop corn - let's roll

1. When you leave small food in the pot so you don’t have to wash it.

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No time, abeg.

nifemi25:
Lol. You make me laugh forget go pick the client uber asked me to pick.

My pleasure sir,

Laughter is good for the health

In other news, anything for the boys?

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

It is possible bros. They even have double decked keke.

Very soon, keke go get first class and economy class...

Ndi Igbo be anyi di egwu

Likei:
what if the keke front tyre bust while trying to overtake tipper.

It will not happen to me and my fellow nairalanders

Can I get an Amen?

Wakaholic:
Please type inagbegrandresorts dot com. For the travel blog, please search for The Wakaholic or type wakaholic dot com. I tried, i didn't include any link. Lol

I get it, thanks

13. When rain starts falling and they pull down that their dirty tarpaulin.

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It’s even worse when they don’t have at all.

Source = http://zikoko.com/general/keke-napep/

12. How kekes manoeuvre through traffic:

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BOSS!

Bilabong:
I look like ur house boy?

11. How you sit at the back when you charter the whole keke:

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I’m feeling myself.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Myndd
Ishilove
Cutehector
Vikiz
refiner
Smellymouth (and all the Smelly family )
Mr Cork
farano
STFUareyougod
obiorathesubtle

If you hear your name, come and dance
If you hear your name oo, come and dance,

Seun come and dance, supepe supepe

Ok, let me continue

10. You, watching cars and okadas speed pass your keke:

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They can be slow sha.I for kukuma trek am.

9. You, when the keke enters a pothole with speed.

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Hia, Are you blind?

8. When your driver starts dragging road with a trailer.

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Oga, have you forgotten what you are driving? See you see trailer

This one got me rolling on the floor, soo tey my boxers tear join

7. You, holding on for dear life when you have to sit at the front.

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You’ll now be sitting with half nyansh.

Bilabong:
I Sidon to look.

Abeg no vex, you fit run help me call Lalasticlala

Tell am say snake dey pursue you

That's the only way he will listen to you

6. When someone begs you to move to the front seat for them.

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Ugh! I don’t want to.

5. When the person next to you wants to lap someone.

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Inside this small thing?

4. When the 3 passengers at the back are waiting for the last passenger like:

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It always takes forever.

3. When a fat person enters and starts shouting “SHIFT!”

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Please respect yourself.

2. Keke drivers, when they see you with N1000 note:

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Better leave this place.

No time - let's roll

1. When you’re the first in the keke and the driver asks “charter?”

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I’ll wait, biko.

Wakaholic:
Lol. You can check their website and contact them on the numbers you find there. You can also find room rates there (it's btw 45k-300k).The charter boat was 80k/return trip. However, you can take a day trip and come back to town if you don't want to spend the night. It's just 15mins from Victoria Island. I would have included the link but not sure i'm allowed to do that here.

Pls can you PM me their website link and your blog url.
I would like to get more details about their services, seems like my kind of lifestyle.

In other news, you look awesome - wonderfully made

Lalasticlala my bros
Seun my real nigga
All the nearest mods
Let's join hands and move this ministry to the permanent site

One Love!

14. When they say “we are going home” but they already said that 2 hours ago.

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Can we come and be going please?