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HateU2:
No, he's not on nairaland

HateU2:
Chai! This pix dey change my orientation about marriage. Happy Married life guys. Where is my missing rib

princeofpeace22:
ewu Gambia

princeofpeace22:
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Give your wife a bottle of otapiapia all will be history.

Thank me later

Speechless3:
I thought London was heaven, USA paradise, South Africa, Abraham's abode.

And Nigeria, Lucifer's niche.

haywhy911:
He might be a multimillionaire footballer, but Ogenyi Onazi still lives as regular as possible. The Lazio midfielder is currently in Jos, Nigeria where he is spending the Serie A winter break.

He shared a photo of himself buying roadside 'Akara’- a Nigerian food made cake made with beans.

“That moment when the ‪#‎ Jos‬weather is too cold and you’ve got to book for your ‪#‎ Akara ‬to step it down,” the 22-year-old midfielder wrote alongside the photo.

The midfielder will be back in action when Serie A resumes in the first week of January 2016. Onazi’s Lazio will be hosting Carpi in matchday 18 of the Italian league.

HUMILITY OR PUBLICITY STUNT?

https://www.instagram.com/p/_qqK6jzLNE/?taken-by=onaziogenyi

vizkiz:


Ladies: what are the most annoying pick up lines guys used on you in 2015?

Guys: Ever tried wooing a lady this year but your pick up line was so terrible to start with?

Mine was
"woah, this is the angel I have been dreaming about!"
And her reply was "abeg clear road make I see"


What is yours?

wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

ziccoit:
She obviously didn't know what she was doing. Those who brainwashed/ deceived her in the name of a belief are the culprits.

doyinisaac:
Shameless foolish fools...

.see as her stomach big like apc campaign promises....She must be a staff of oloshi & olosho PLC......

Rhea:
[size=18pt]An investigative audit on this incident will unveil a systematic abuse of safety regulations.[/size]

B4UIWAZ:
Shut the fuckup you male prostitute

contactmorak:
Hopefully, he gets fine and survives this. Kelly Hansome just broke the shocking news on Social media.He said that the actor has been rush to the emergency room. What he wrote after the cut.. The actor recently celebrate his son's birthday on December 9th....

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/actor-charles-okocha-reportedly-hit-by.html

sapiosexual1:
I was discussing with a friend yesterday and we were going on about the spate of crime in Lagos, lamenting that things are taking a turn for the worse.
Then he began to tell me his experience with robbers who paid a visit to his compound at Ikeja last week. According to him, they seem to get smarter and smarter. They visited them with POS machines and moved from flat to flat, demanding you make transactions into their account at gunpoint. Once the transaction pulls through, they take your cards, record your pin and they are off to the next flat.

In this way, they drained virtually all the cash in his 3 accounts over the weekend.
Have you been a victim of this mode of crime, come in and share your experience.

viickerz:
Abeg, I need help with my phone, infinix zero.. If I am charging it and playing games, it discharges by itself.

If I am browsing too



Is it my phone that has problem or charger

Abeg, help oo

searchiing4love:

boboLIL:
If this kinda motor hits u,, omo na straight hellfire,,,

ClassCaptain:
pls how much did they pay KANU for that Star times advert ??

sinaj:
Is she ur wife?