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1. When you are still in Uni and you’re shouting “200k starting salary or nothing.”

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No time.

Source http://zikoko.com/list/nigerians-bet-football/

The author of the post did a nice job, so I give the credit to him!

fiftynaira:
Seun have banned online bet and it's promotion

But na joke be dis nah, not promotion

21. You swear you’ll never bet again, but Bet9ja and Nairabet are there looking at you like:

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You’ll be back.

20. Then 93rd minute, your village witches allow the other team score.

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Na die!

fiftynaira:
No worry it won't make it to FP

Why nah?

19. When you refresh Live Score at 86th minute nothing has changed.

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My enemies want to shame me.

18. When by half-time it’s still 1-1 and you put straight win.

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What is this? Can somebody just succeed for once?

17. You, calculating what you will use all that money to buy.

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I will ball sha.

16. When your slip is remaining just one game.

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Father, complete what you have started!

15. You, looking at your expected winnings when none of your games have casted.

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My testimony is loading.

14. You, wondering whether you should tell your guys or chill and chop alone.

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Nah! Them no born me with anybody.

13. When you finally place one high risk bet but you swear you’ve picked a winner.

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This is my time.

11. How you look at the team that still managed to mess up your double chance bet:

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So useless.

10. You, watching all of them cast one by one.

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Why me?

Where is Lalasticlala when you need him most...

See big snake dey waka for Tiwa Savage house and Olajumoke dey pursue am

Abeg make we find am go frontpage before e bite person

9. Then you go and place 10 slips praying that at least one will enter.

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Baba God, do it for your child. I must testify

8. Whenever you hear gist of people that used N100 to win 3 million.

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If I hear say ...

7. Whenever your first game spoils your slip.

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CHAI! Nawao

6. You and Live Score:

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Your new bestfriend.

5. You, adding “Data analytics and Forecast Expert” to your CV after your second bet clicked.

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I sabi the work like kilode

4. You, when your first straight bet clicked.

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It has started.

3. You, doing permutation and combination before placing your very first bet.

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No time.

2. Then your account balance finally made you swallow your pride.

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Hay God!

Oya guys let's dab

This will be fun!

1. When all your guys suddenly started betting and you were just looking at them like:

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See your lives?

That feeling ....

See wetin subsidy removal dey cause

Kakamorufu:
lol..... This got me rolling

hob:
This thread just killed me literally.....


i was in this shoe not long ago.........phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So how did it end?

Oya oo

Lalasticlacla
Seun

All dem mods

Front page food don land oo

Username = olajumoke
Password = Snake
Email = TontoDike

18. Then she calls you to apologize. Her period just came.

Just negodu the way you dey joke!
U want kill me before my time abi?

But this call for celebration sha

Source http://zikoko.com/list/everything-happens-girl-tells-guy-missed-period/

17. When you finally accept what is coming.

“You will be a good father to your child.”

16. You think to yourself, “Maybe I will make a good father.”

Trying to see the positive side of the whole issue

Then you’re realistic again. You haven’t even finished taking care of yourself.