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LastMumu:
Reading the headline, I thought Yinka Ayefele and the man were both bathed with acid. See how I take rush open thread.

obiorathesubtle:
I'd rather suck my own dick than read that entire poppycock story.

ELTON123:
Make this man contest for anambra election make him disgrace that foolish obiano, the fool below needs medical attention

MrCork:
..My neibors Cat juss entered my back garden....am thinkin.. is thiese tressspasssin?...please advise?

With my feet on the ground, I command every foundational powers messing with your brain to catch fire
Every power from your father's house, leave you now by fire!

That native doctor fanning himself with your picture, I command him to leave you, so that your sense will be complete

Say Amen, no offence

allanphash7:
A drunkard woke up one morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.
He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall. He smashed the first bottle swearing, "you are the reason I fought with my wife". He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't love my children". He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a decent job". When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed, full and cold. He hesitated for a moment and said "you stand aside. I know you were not involved".

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4031368_bead6_jpeg9b99fd4a5446bc72612b58c73ade2f46


I really don't believe this..



Its too beautiful for the maker not to have seen what they were making.

forexbinary:
16. Mother: “Why didn’t you wash the pot?”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/soaking-it.png

The ultimate excuse.

youngaz:
OP u no wat?? Ave seen a countless "10 tins,13 tins,17 tins" here on Nairaland bt i tell u......diz iz d most hillarious and @ d same tym......so on point coz @ least 90% of dose tins happened 2 dose dat washed plates.....lyk me
where goodness sake is Lala......*snake!!!*

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]Sorry you're right man. I was high off codeine[/size]

blackbartee:
Tiri gbosa for the OP for making us laugh

ikorodureporta:
...i no enta the last one because na front remain

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]OP, wetin be tarpaulin? Lmao! abeg it's trampoline. OP and illiteracy are like; [/size]

youngaz:
Op ayam rolling on d floor laffing ooo .......i swear from numba 1 to 5 is absolutely CORRECT!!!!