₦airaland Forum

I hail ma

See how social media is shrinking adults brain, mumu skit

membranus:
Many of the people commenting on Nairaland are stark illiterates, that you starts to wonder were these ones ever inside four walls of classrooms.

You said it all

NaijaSumigan:
Tinubu the failure and deceiver... A sane Nigerian youth will bullshit the loan cos it's slavery personified. Here is someone you people claimed to vote for and the best he can do for you is loan.

Is this governance or stupidity? These politicians are wicked and evil. They feel zero compassion for the masses they are to govern. Your life does not matter to them and that's why there's a huge gap between you and their children.

If Tinubu believes from his heart that this is the best he can do for Nigerian students, may it be well with his children but if not, may he weep over his children...

Nigerians are suffering and it's loan of #20,000 that will move their destiny forward... Tinubu is cursed

don't show your stupidity in public, the 20k is monthly allowance after paying the full tution

The guy on dread na oloja

The kind of stealing that comes with immunity is different from when you're just government worker

Is it a new movie? First time I heard about it

When English wan humble you

Infolenka:
Sleeping with nepa light and air condition is better than sex

sex is best enjoyed with nepa light and AC

zoghys:
UP JOGS

Up School , Non nobis Domine

OriOko88:

Wetin concern agbero with overload. MuMu muric shud shove their sentiment in their as$. Well meaning Nigerians know this strike Is beyond ethnic and religious sentiments. So because of salah, there shud be no strike. Will the same muric share the same view if NLC declare strike a week to Christmas?? Oloriburuku smbody

BTW will muric hv told NLC not to go on strike if a Christian president Is at the helm of affairs?? Ur answer is as good as mine

will you support a strike 1 wk b4 xmas?

Kukutente23:
Apologies for the initial outburst

Offside is fact-based in today's football. You're either offside or not. No conjectures
And the reviews showed that both players were offside

the replay clearly shows they were onside because rudigers leg was befind but the linesman and the referee had already stopped play before the goal was scored

Kukutente23:
It's a fvcking offside

If you don't know how to watch ball keep quiet

it wasn't offside but referee blew the whistle before the goal was scored

Some parents train their children to become criminals. If your child can't pass his exams without your aid , no point sending him to a university

Exousiang01:
No one touches my kids in school anymore.
I have 4 boys, a set of twins and two younger ones.
The rules are simple, any student touches your younger one y'all go beat them up.
A teacher touches you I will take care of it.
My babymama called me to say she went to pick them from school and walked in on the teacher knocking my son on the head.
Few days later I returned from Abuja, went to get them from school myself, I simply called the teacher aside and told him " This is the first and very last time I will have this kinda conversation with you inside the school compound, the next time you touch my son I would be waiting for you outside the school and I won't be talking"
I have also informed the headteacher, if it happens again, I am withdrawing my 4 sons and someone will spend a long time in the hospital.

I am an advocate of not sparing the rode but teachers are now going to school to unleash their frustration on kids.
I am not paying half a million for you to turn my son to a punching bag

rubbish

Oduduwapigs:
A dead fish cannot be used to cook soup

It is DEAD

so,you cook your fishes alive

VinnyBaba:
Na that Burial ceremony dey Tire me Pass.

Some even Travel Distances to such Burial ceremonies.🤨

I am always like 'So this Person does not Have a Job or Things to do with his/her Time'? 🤨😒

you mean traveling a long distance to see love ones or pay tribute is a waste of time and for jobless people? I pity you, na your type go host party and begin they beg neighbors to come eat

No one is perfect but I'm sure Nigeria is in safe hands

This is happening to almost every producer in Nigeria

Fall by fire!

Awa lokan

shadrach77:
As her PA wey you be nah. Òdè!

that name 'ode' should be your surname if you believe she sold all her property to make the movie

Better than running away, prove your innocence chief.

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Better luck next time, na village people,even NEPA official won't wait for light in that situation.

I wanna see the effect in the market.

Halleluyah, alhamdulilahi

Wise guy

Anguldi:
Awusa Amaka

But I disagree 120KM road distance. How LGAs is the refinery

definitely not 120km ,may be 12

Welcome Ambode,

Yeye

Big ass , good in bed, faithful