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Emperorking20:
Boss fortune I gallant o. Which way nw? U don enta sch?

Not yet o. Till Sunday.
How that side?

icecalm:
lol u ehm u never battle 2014/2015 finish na 2015/2016 u dey call

Nawa to you o.. You see when dey create this thread at all? They suppose don create 2015/2016 thread for Uniben 2015/2016 aspirants na..
Don't be selfish.

Emperorking20:
Na wa o. Me and Charleschidera dy dsame springbed we no knw. Lol! Met him awhile ago sef. Na we go find padlock to buy sef

Lol. Oga i hail o.

Godwin10:
Who told u?.Stop listening to people suggestions. If you do doubt why don't you go and meet the woman yourself and ask if its true. The only thing I know that can happen is you will be logged out of kofa and the wrong document replaced with the right one.
Shikena.

Oga mi. Has the uniben admission guide thread for 2015/2016 session been created?

franugo:
attention seeking peeps is what we gat on NL nowadays buh thank gawd am a different specie

Specie that is invaluable.

strangehooligan:
faculty- Education.

Department- Health environmental education and human kinetics.

Course- Health Education.

Hbu? What course?

Insurance.

strangehooligan:
Awesome. What faculty?

Management science.
You?

strangehooligan:
Who else has got their physical clearance on the 14th?


And b.t.w,
Does anyone know about any private hostels or houses close to the school that someone can stay at? School has almost started and i've got no idea where i'm gonna be staying, definitely don't want the school hostel though.

Me

chue:
ok nw I understand we bless God

Yes o..
What about you, when did you graduate from high school?

thatniqqress:
Sorry to ask boss but if you type like this

*cOngrats new intake,I am a 300lEvEL stUdEnt in physicAL sciences. for mOre info, clearancE asSistAncE ,aCCOMmOdatIOn, materials, and advice,adD me up on whatsapP 08069654192. I am peter*

Will your MB finish
#justAskingTho

Lol.. This girl sef.

chue:
yu stayed @ home for four years doin notin??

Not like that jare. I wrote utme 3 times sha. 2012,2013 & 2014.
2012 i made it but i couldn't go for post utme(personal reasons). 2013 PPT fall hands. 2014 i still risked it. wrote with PPT. So, it was in 2014 i wrote first post utme ever in any tertiary institution.

chue:
I knw say yu don pass 16 buh broda yu don old for house oooo.tank God for his mercies if nt ehn even as dem dey use computer next year dem jamb for stil gv onli yu calculator,eraser nd pencil unto yur patronage

Lwkmd!! wetin make you think say i write utme all doz years? I no write utme all the years i dey 4 house. That's just it.

drizzytee:
Fortunate017 , chue. Yall have been doing a good job. God go buless wuna.. make una hit me on whatsapp; 08065547833 abeg or better still drop una digits so we fit relate well.

thatniqqress (←_←) ure toast. Im goinga skin u alive and make a suit out of it (-_-)

I have you on whatsapp. But it seems you blocked me. Because i no longer see your photo and status, even your last seen. Please check. Or add me with these digits>> 08103859217.

chue:
no b lie...at d age of 9 yu be scholar den+i jus check yur pix yu look under 16

Lol. No be only you don tell me that thing..Lord, thank you. God gimme better body o.
Under 16 ke? Oga mi i don pass 16.

Well, I got my body from my mum. I resemble her well well.

Revealed;I graduated from high school 2010.

blackstreak:
lol

I left villa yesterday
Now presently in benin
And I left my phone at home
Needed the break
Pweetyz, villa made sense die.
I've gotten fat and more mutscular,
Fetching water from borehole is hardwork
Dodging and running away so I won't pound yam
I tried to toast some ladies but we were related
The festival that took place made brains. They invited one famous local band. See women shaking those things.
Them guys(villa boiz). No sabi dress
Alobam is "what's trending"
And the girls now dig it
The boiz too sag , the sag their boxers, no exaggeration.
If the could sag their arsses they will.

I just regret not dancing at the festival .... Villa all the way

So it was because of the festival you travelled to your villa? My friend from childhood went to his villa because of the festival, may be you are from the same place with him. He's from Auchi, and he actually travelled on christmas day just because he had to catch up. They didn't give him chance to leave work earlier.

And he told me the festival had to do with the youths of the village. Is it the same with yours?

chue:
lol na yur type dey stay d front sit for class...kneel down make I pray for if yu want 1st class

Yes, naso. I like front seat. But not First roll, I like 2nd and 3rd rolls. 1st class ...hmmm!! Make i no talk about that one first. Na me know why.

zoomman:
LINES THAT SEPARATE MEN FROM BOYS IN THE GAME OF LOVE

Love has been chattered.
My Emotions are tendered.
My heart continues to cry.

And i cried out; "where is missmossy?"


#Nonsso i admire you. when i grow up i would like to be like you.#

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chue:
lol...2002??my broda forfeit yur admission,yu suppose don marry nd get kids

Lol. Check my picx. I don reach to marry?. Brother i never reach.I just finish high school quick.
You know whether i finish high at the age of 9?

chue:
wen yu do am?

18th of this month.

chue:
bro my side jus dey,yu?my physical clearance date na 13th buh I neva do my online clearance I sure say yu don finish yur own

Yes, I'm done with the online clearance.

chue:
lol my broda I undastand...did I say 5months??mehn I was undr d influence of alcohol no vex buh wen yu finish skul?

Errrhm! errhmm!! errhm!!! when did i finish secondary school sef? Ehen! I think 2001, no 2002. It should be 2001. I'll tell you later, let me confirm from my waec certificate.
But just keep ur mind say na 2001 or 2002.

chue:
lol wait nw make we dey see......Fortunate017 yu beta don't post like ''skul wahala'',''uniben nd deir many many protocols cos if yu don broken bottles dey wen I go arrange for yur head

Lol. I no go post anything like that here. I no want bottle for my head.
How your side. your physical clearance date?

chue:
lol ahan bros na so house take tire yu..I swear d day wen yu go post on dis thread say skul don tire yu ehn I'l invite d gods on yu

Lwkmd. Paddy mi u dy vex say i stone you? No vex for me abeg.
I don over tire to stay house naim cos am, and you con dy pray mke we start march abi may sef.

Besides na day high school i go. So i wan experience living far away from my parents at least. My clearance date na 14th January but i go reach benin maybe 5th or 6th.# whispers ...i wan quick leave mama & papa make them start to dy miss me...Lol.
I no say e go soon tire me. Stress go dy o..even d online clearance sef dy give pple stress gan, let alone physical clearance. But i no go ryt am here say i don tire, i no want bottle 4 my head.

eekwem:
ok and i am to pay it b4 i start my online clearance

Yes na.
You pay online too. When you pay, you'll get a code.

HonourablePomk:
It's actually 10days to go sir

I think it's 8 days to go.. start counting from tomorrow to 4th Jan.

chue:
bros anoda 3to 5months wud av bin ok....*runs away*

*pulls off iron slippers and throws at him*

zoomman:
Again we will all smile wen things starts falling in place...We just have to believe

Believe my own lies.

*zyzxx thankx for the mention. Merry xmas in arrears..Happy new year in advance y'all. TrishaP i see you.*

Petrinzy:
Yep,,, nothing like DOWNLOAD CLEARANCE INVITATION SLIP their, its just DOWNLOAD CLEARANCE SLIP

Seriously, I don't know why it's like that.

CC; Godwin10, Quartermaine, please help.

Petrinzy:
're we to request 4 d invitation latter? Coz av done my online clearance since, but yet to see my invitation latter

Have you submitted? as in requested for clearance. If yes;

Click on "my data" and then"Clearance data" you will see;
DOWNLOAD CLEARANCE SLIP.
DOWNLOAD CLEARANCE INVITATION SLIP.The invitation slip really shows that you have been cleared online, and you are to take the slip along with you to your physical clearance venues.

3coins:
ohh. . Guess you dunno. . . Having phone issues

I thought as much.

Dpharm:
pls I already have my waec certificate. so do I still need to buy waec scratch card 2 print out the result slip so I can upload it?

My dear, since you have the certificate no need to buy scratch card just because you want to upload the waec result slip. Just upload the certificate alone.But you will still need to buy the scratch card, because you will need it for physical clearance.You can buy it when you get to benin, that is if you are not there now.