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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by fortunateme: 8:46am On Jun 20, 2023
Please any info on the junior Cader list?
Family / Re: Family... Do You Experience These In Your Home.What Are The Realities ? by fortunateme: 6:45am On Jun 17, 2023
Only men love as gods that we are just like our father but women only respect those that can provide. They're transactional and incapable of lovin'unconditionally. The earlier men know this the less simping we'll see.

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Politics / Re: Speaker Abbas's Two Wives Jostle For Recognition During Swearing-In Ceremony by fortunateme: 7:43am On Jun 15, 2023
id4sho:
Bitches, e de their blood
Yeah bitches ain't loyal but it's Abbas fault. Man doesn't have grip over his family. If I have two wives I will make it clear to all that madam a or b is my number 1 hence my first lady for any outing.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Signs Historic Electricity Bill Into Law by fortunateme: 3:48pm On Jun 09, 2023
Romance / Re: Please Is It Good To Pay Your Wife Commission On The Car She Bought by fortunateme: 10:34am On Jun 06, 2023
Chloraseptic:


Don't women go through shege in the hands of men.

Quit crying please.
Crying?
Life is the world's best teacher.
Romance / Re: Please Is It Good To Pay Your Wife Commission On The Car She Bought by fortunateme: 9:07am On Jun 06, 2023
Chloraseptic:
Your story is not clear.

Did she buy the car alone or did both of you buy it together.

Nairaland is gradually becoming a crying and blaming spot for men..

They are never at fault, it's always their wives or their girlfriends that's at fault
U neva marry na that's why u sounding like this. If u see the kind of premium shege men are going tru in the hands of women u'll pity men.
Landlord gave one guy quit notice cos d wife the bitam and he dare not retaliate cos her bro a soldier warned him. Llord couldn't take it so he asked them to leave. Things the occur especially when the man is broke.
To be a man as in alpha man you must have money and never for a second depend on any thing from your woman. Imagine if he bought the car himself will the wife say such rubbish? Na poverty the cos falling of hand for most men.
Women don't love men they only respect us for providing. When we fail to provide, they also withdraw their respect.
Family / Re: Leaving A Marriage Because He's Not Taking Responsibilities, Make Me Bad? by fortunateme: 2:00am On Jun 06, 2023
Giftedhands45
I'm summary, you want to activate hoelosho mode? With 2 kids, finding true love is a mare wishful thinking. Just prepare your Congo for general knacking in exchange for some change.
Your husband is lazy. Towards the expiration of your rent move your children out to your family house. Watch him get gingered to act like a man should

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Family / Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by fortunateme: 1:47am On Jun 06, 2023
otuword:


I hav a baby of 3 months she don't like to sleep at all
I always place her on one side of the bed then do the needfull as husband and wife she will be looking at us like wat are my mum and daddy doing.her mum will always tell her daddy is looking for a younger one for u my baba, just stay claim
3months know nothing yet na. When he gets to 2yrs you'll need to prevent him from seeing action films.
Family / Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by fortunateme: 9:21pm On Jun 04, 2023
Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.
It's called 1:30 for a reason. Wait till baby falls asleep then knack.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Extortion By FRSC Officers by fortunateme: 6:31pm On Jun 04, 2023
Marcus08:
Earlier this afternoon I was accosted by a group of FRSC officers stationed in FCT area 11 who used their vehicle to physically obstruct mine, and nearly caused multiple collisions. Their charge was that I made an illegal U-turn.

When I challenged them to prove that the U-turn was illegal, they stated that as there was no sign permitting U-turns at that junction, it was illegal to make a U-turn. When I tried to point out the inconsistencies in their claims, they seized my drivers license, and stated I would only be permitted to leave if I paid a fine in cash.

These rogue officers were all wearing body cameras, but switched them off or covered them when they demanded I pay 20,000 NGN in cash.

Ultimately as I felt intimidated and threatened by their menacing manner, I had no choice but to pay the 20,000 NGN they insisted on me paying, in cash.

As I made to leave the scene, they noticed I had taken photos of their vehicle and again used their pickup to physically cut me off, again nearly causing an accident. They demanded I delete the photos, claiming it was illegal to take photos of them, which is obviously false.

I pretended to delete the photos, and they let me leave with a warning.

I am posting these photos to create a record of this extortion by this uncouth, unprofessional, bunch of thieving officials.

With any luck, they will get what they deserve, one way or the other.
Take it to Twitter asap let's drag then there.
Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Igbo Youths To Hold 2 Million March To Support Orji Kalu by fortunateme: 11:42am On Jun 01, 2023
Which Igbo yut? My guy go enjoy your mobilization fee in peace and stop disturbing the peace. Ouk is going no where

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Romance / Re: Is Okay To Be Having Sex Every Week? by fortunateme: 9:22am On Jun 01, 2023
Infact you're below pa with this moniker. You should be knacking like three times a week

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Romance / Re: Please How Do You Unlove Someone You Loved So Much by fortunateme: 12:45pm On May 30, 2023
Add more flesh to your story.
Is the someone a girl, your lover or a relative?

Always remember the wrong they've done to you, hold the grudge at heart but forgive them first. Any time their thoughts come to your heart just bring back this grudge up again in your heart.
I am in this phase too.

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Politics / Re: Deconstructing And Appreciating The Prowess Of General Tukur Buratai by fortunateme: 6:49pm On May 29, 2023
Tinubu will be making his greatest mistake if he gives any security post to this man. He is from borno same state with his VP.
Tinubu should entrust his security to his fellow Yoruba brothers else the north can strike.
Travel / Re: Photos Of The Calabar-odukpani Dual Carriageway And Odukpani Flyover by fortunateme: 9:14pm On May 28, 2023
Shikini:
Ayade is the worst governor in
this dispensation
Please don't repeat this statement again.
Haba, where did you keep ortom of Benue state?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: El-rufai Bans Southern Kaduna Group Hours To End Of His Tenure by fortunateme: 5:35pm On May 28, 2023
Arrant nonsense. Who told him he has power to ban any organization (even bh). Only the court have that power. Another worry in futility. Surely you'll pay for the destruction in southern Kaduna.

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Investment / Re: Where Is The Ideal Places To Set Up A Music Studio In Abuja? by fortunateme: 5:30am On May 28, 2023
MatthiasChin:
Hello Abuja residents, where in Abuja would you advise a music investor to set up a music studio so as to be able to be within the reach of his prospective clients.

I understand music studio just like every other business takes time to grow but yet I would like to set it up in an ideal location.

Thanks as I await your suggestions and advices.
Gwarimpa or area one
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Debunking The Myth That You Must Know Someone To Get A Job by fortunateme: 9:26pm On May 26, 2023
Tradegood:


I can say I know a lot of jobs sites and the most trending jobs in Nigeria on those sites.
I have never come across a vacancy for Economics or an economist
What do you people really do?
Maybe you should include ICAN? I say this because I see a lot of accountant jobs

If there is no funds for ICAN cerificate, have you ever thought about switching career path?
Because for a lot of these Companies recruiting, especially entry level jobs, they just want to know that you have a BSC, the course of study, allot of the time does not matter.

I keep seeing a lot of sales, business development and thousands of IT related skill job vacancies. You may want to switch career path? In the past, which jobs have you been applying for; I just want to understand what you are looking for?

How about Customer service? They don't earn much: 80k-120k, but it is a means of entry into the corporate world.

Trust me a lot of us used customer service as an entry.

Well, I will keep you in mind, if I see something nice:
What year did you finish?
What other skill do you have both natural and acquired ?

And learn to pray, not just a prayer of desperation and frustration but a prayer of thanksgiving. Thank GOD for the job that you are yet to have because you will have it by HIS grace. Give thanks.
Don't ask when. Just gives thanks as long as HE enables you too.

Be like Jacob who said, "I will never let YOU go, unless YOU bless me".
Don't stop giving thanks for your new job till you win because we always win in CHRIST JESUS.

I do see a lot of Abuja jobs, maybe I will share them here.
I am open economists are into banking and finance, hr bus. dev. Stores/warehouse. I am open forany role.
Please mail me
excel2higherheight@
Yahoo.com
I will be waiting. Thanks
Politics / Re: REVEALED: Nigeria Air Plane Flown Into Abuja Belongs To Ethiopian Airlines [dail by fortunateme: 9:03pm On May 26, 2023
Idan air
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Debunking The Myth That You Must Know Someone To Get A Job by fortunateme: 9:02pm On May 26, 2023
Tradegood:
Debunking the myth that you must know someone to get a job.

Networking is good and it has its advantages but casting it forth as the only way to get a job in Nigeria is not only wrong but evil.

GOD is The Only way to get a job in Nigeria.
The fact that you refuse to go that route or test it, the route of depending on GOD to make a way for you, is nobody's fault.

Believe me, a lot of us do not know "any one" when we apply for jobs and we get it a lot more times we apply for it than we don't.

Not once, not twice not thrice.

We get jobs over and over again even when we don't know someone. In fact that is what is obtainable in Nigeria where your qualifications and experience speaks for you. That's why companies that matter ask you to submit CVs.

And depending on GOD, praying to and asking and thanking HIM for providing us a job is the only way some of us have known to getting jobs.

I remember one of the early, first jobs I got, the Company is so big and has a multinational status kind of structure and ambience that when people realise I work there, they kind of accord me more respect, not knowing I was earning peanuts!
While working there, I remember I had wanted to resign many times, but GOD laid it in my heart to use that period to learn.
It was what I learned on that job that GOD has also blessed and helps use boost my confidence during interviews, that also helps me secure other jobs.

This is the the testimony of a lot of people on this forum and world over; getting jobs by the grace of GOD, without knowing anyone. It is a reality.

Networking is a way of getting jobs but it is not the only way.
GOD is the only way, because if GOD does not bless the people you are networking with to help you, your networking efforts will definitely be in vain.
Hello,
I seriously need a job. Can you please help me?
Bsc Economics
Abuja but willing to relocate.
Thanks

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Romance / Re: Young Man Cries A River After Being Dumped By Girlfriend (VIDEO) by fortunateme: 5:16am On May 26, 2023
Please 9ja men let's stop this our simping and learn from south African men. Girls from other African countries day we know how to take care of women. What this means is that we are simps. Women like who they will use not who they will love their love is just a facade, a mirrage.

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Science/Technology / Re: What Prompt Hamza Al-mustapha To Mention Californium -252 In An Interview by fortunateme: 2:14am On May 25, 2023
Maybe a deliberate lie in order to home is on what is really going on without giving out the specifics. Remember he was an intelligent officer.
Romance / Re: Man Goes An Extra Mile To Make Sure His Ex Doesnt Forget Him (video) by fortunateme: 4:33pm On May 24, 2023
bepositive11:


You cannot have a woman that love and respect you that you don't love. Find a women who you love and respect and who love and respect you in return. Mutual love and respect is key.
What you meant by mutual love is a situation where the man invest more than the woman. Men love women respect but men need to tone down their level of love to the nearest minimum in order but to be used.
Romance / Re: Man Goes An Extra Mile To Make Sure His Ex Doesnt Forget Him (video) by fortunateme: 9:27am On May 24, 2023
nkemjacob2:
what is the meaning of simp
quote author=nkemjacob2 post=123327993]what is the meaning of simp[/quote]
Being a mugu or maga for a woman. Like woman wrapper. Guys that kowtow to the whimps and Caprices of a woman.

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Romance / Re: Man Goes An Extra Mile To Make Sure His Ex Doesnt Forget Him (video) by fortunateme: 9:26am On May 24, 2023
nkemjacob2:
what is the meaning of simp
Being a mugu or maga for a woman. Like woman wrapper. Guys that kowtow to the whimps and Caprices of a woman.
Romance / Re: Man Goes An Extra Mile To Make Sure His Ex Doesnt Forget Him (video) by fortunateme: 11:18am On May 23, 2023
Nigeria is becoming the world capital of SIMP. How can you be paying girlfriend allowance? Is she your mother? Fvck
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For starters and upcoming gees, when breakfast is served(yes it must come) channel all your emotions to work. Work on yourself, your finance and rebuild yourself.
Get a woman that love and respect you not a woman you love. Be and stay ahead of your woman and by all means, don't be emotional when dealing with a woman.

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Phones / Re: 2go- What Went Wrong? by fortunateme: 10:28am On May 23, 2023
tecnolad:


Lol. I weak. There was so much around before 2go came into the big picture. Mig33, Nimbuzz, eBuddy, Mozart, Sh messenger, etc.
Ah you must be an ancestor to have used these apps. 😂 😂

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 14 Reasons Why Some Npower Beneficiaries Are Having Npower Payment Issues by fortunateme: 7:26am On May 21, 2023
ezenwaez:

Simply reapply for the next Npower application.
What can we do to recover this one and receive payment please

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