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Politics / Re: Petrol Subsidy ‘return’: NNPCL, IMF Disagree Over N8.43trn Loss by fortunateme: 9:05pm On May 12
lwisee:
Who dey subsidize who dey complain.

IMF abeg leave us alone
In life never tell your helper to leave you alone.

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Pets / Re: Lhasa Apso; Pure Breed For Sale. Male & Female by fortunateme: 5:54pm On Apr 16
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Pets / Lhasa Apso; Pure Breed For Sale. Male & Female by fortunateme: 10:07am On Apr 16
Lhasa Apso; Pure breed for sale. Male & female poppies up for sale.
Very lovely dogs.
Urgent sale
Lugbe Abuja
Price 100k. Slightly negotiable.
Call 07052436649

Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet 'barbeque' The Gang Leader Trying To Take Over Haiti by fortunateme: 9:23pm On Mar 11
Trying to?

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Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by fortunateme: 12:13pm On Feb 18
Highly interested. Check me out guobe.

Thanks
Romance / Discard Human Kpekus- See Why by fortunateme: 3:03pm On Dec 24, 2023
After watching the video on YouTube you will agree with me that with this you will have;
No period
- No headache
-No faking
- No puddles
- No cheating
- No menopauze
- No talking
- No problem having watching you football at the
same time
- No arguing
- No presents
- No compliments
- No sweet talk
- No complaints
- No gravity problems
- No trick questions
- No mother in law
- No jealousy
- No divorce
-No child support

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Family / Re: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by fortunateme: 5:33pm On Oct 19, 2023
YelloweWest:

Because of dream

What if he dies (like all people do) and she has nothing to do with it?

I remember a case like this between husband and wife in delta state that were always having issues. The last time they went to police the dpo said they should go and settle. Na so the man take cut em wife head.
Man is spirit being. If u align with the spirit you'll get the leading of the spirit.
Family / Re: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by fortunateme: 10:42am On Oct 19, 2023
Handsomejok:
I have been a victim of fake proohet which has destroyed my home in the past. My wife and I were separated before and we have reconciled although our marriage is not the best but we are managing staying together for the sake of our children. I have a problem bothering me that I keep dreaming about her wanting to kill me this dream is coming more often and I strongly believed she has no intention to harm me but I remember once when we were arguing I asked her why she has decided to come back to me if she doesn't want to do any effort to amend our marriage. She said she cane back to me because she had nowhere to stay with the children. When I think about what she said and also the way she treat me like her enemy I am scared and I started to think of what if she came with a plan to harm me to revenge back all the suffering I have put her through. I am confuse and I don't know what to do right now please advice me?
Baba, use ur head. Put your self first else you'll end up where you dream of.
Is the house yours or rented? Will she inherit your property in the of your demise?
Do this
Avoid her food or you two must eat together. Don't sleep in the same room and finally, don't keep quiet about it. Report her to your family and hers and even the police let her sign an undertaking.
Fear woman

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Politics / Re: Too Much Leniency Will Mar Tinubu's Govt: Arrest Atiku Now by fortunateme: 2:03am On Oct 06, 2023
gare:


Strategic and was caught with Forged certificates
As a rule, every criminal must leave one trail (mistake) behind.
Politics / Re: Too Much Leniency Will Mar Tinubu's Govt: Arrest Atiku Now by fortunateme: 5:47pm On Oct 05, 2023
AllenSpencer:
I am not a fan of Putin and Xi, but when it comes to discipline and elimination, I love their stances.

Peter and Atiku should be in prison buy now, or both tied to a drum and executed with a short range missile.
Tinubu is 10 000 times more strategic than you. This is a fullish take.
Politics / Re: Too Much Leniency Will Mar Tinubu's Govt: Arrest Atiku Now by fortunateme: 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2023
fayomim:



meaning?
Space booking to address the fullish take
Politics / Re: Too Much Leniency Will Mar Tinubu's Govt: Arrest Atiku Now by fortunateme: 5:41pm On Oct 05, 2023
A very fullish vituperation from a cornhead.

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Politics / Re: If Tinubu Certificate Was Forged, Why Have CSU And USA Not Prosecute Tinubu Yet by fortunateme: 2:23pm On Oct 05, 2023
Enjoy your self-induced amnesia, and change your source of kpoli.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Raised Nigeria’s Profile By Opposing Niger Republic - Mohammed Idris by fortunateme: 4:02pm On Sep 06, 2023
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Religion / Re: Apostle Constance Friday Burns His Academic Certificates, Books, Regalia etc by fortunateme: 10:12am On Aug 23, 2023
He didn't burn his brain? You can't mock God

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Romance / Re: Problem Started When My Wife Had Orgasm For The First Time In Her Life by fortunateme: 3:48pm On Aug 07, 2023
petesunday:
I am newly married and our sex life has been great. My wife told me initially she has had only one boyfriend in the past. A few months ago she came when we were having sex and couldn't stop talking about it. She later told me this is her first time of coming. The problem is that she is so obsessed with orgasm now that if she doesn't have it she feels frustrated whenever we have sex. I always feel so guilty anytime I come before her.
Some of man, it is easier to drill for crude oil than to drill to satisfy a hoeman. You can get her some sekxtoys like that senator did or drill to death. Just know that another man will continue from where you'll do.
Save your self first or die drilling a hoe sorry hole.

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Technology Market / Re: New 45k Tv by fortunateme: 3:15pm On Jul 30, 2023
Olajumoke459:
Please can I get an affordable new tv@45k,if yes, kindly recommend good one

Regards
Yes you can. I can help you place order from jumia but you'll pay on delivery. Dm if interested.
Politics / Re: Tribunal: The Difference Between “Rerun” And “Runoff” Election. by fortunateme: 2:20am On Jul 28, 2023
QGist:


You didn't still learn, you used disqualified and still put Runoff, you should have said rerun.
You need to learn other perspectives in law. If Tinubu is disqualified, and obi failed to meet up with 2third of 36 states, and Atiku scores < 25% in fct, it means there's no clear winner. This is the condition for runoff btw the duo.
Politics / Re: Tribunal: The Difference Between “Rerun” And “Runoff” Election. by fortunateme: 2:27pm On Jul 27, 2023
If and when Tinubu is disqualified, the runoff will be between Atiku and Obi. Akpabio can be the acting president cos he is next in line to the throne.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Their Are 50 State And Washington Dc In Usa. Only Our Things Differs by fortunateme: 9:19am On Jul 23, 2023
Dc14:
Usa do not joing thier capital with thier state but see nigeria here things are different always missing up things. Why is it not state that nigeria has 36 state and abuja fct
.. because we use Nigeria's 1999 constitution which recognizes Abuja as a state for some matters.
The trap was actually set by the framers of the constitution against a certain region but bushmeat don catch the hunter.

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Humiliates Zimbabwe Minister Of Information by fortunateme: 2:25pm On Jul 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Odehyin is a scallywag. An uncultured boy. A common Ghanaian refugee.

He was scared to dėath that he was gonna be extradited to Nigeria the Kanu way. 😂

I diss him with “Cry Babies”(Oh No) by Ludacris. Great jam!
If u a luda fan then you must be around 38 above. U need to behave man and stop clowning.

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Crime / Re: UK Police Officers Had Sex With Women While On Duty by fortunateme: 10:06am On Jul 20, 2023
These retvrds think with their payneese.
Politics / Re: Why FG Should Not Increase Minimum Wage For Workers by fortunateme: 9:11am On Jul 20, 2023
Are you on your messes? Is everything ok?
Sure your answer is no hence, I wish you get well soon.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Declares State Of Emergency On Food Security by fortunateme: 7:23pm On Jul 13, 2023
Renewed shege

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Nigerian lawmakers demand Increase in salary & Allowances by fortunateme: 10:14am On Jul 13, 2023
Lock corruption up for our general good.
Fashion / Re: Men, What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut In Your Area? by fortunateme: 7:21pm On Jul 11, 2023
Question is, how much was it before and what's the new price in your area.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Job Hunting In The City Of Abuja by fortunateme: 12:19pm On Jul 03, 2023
chuksanambra:
Typical trash written by someone with nothing to offer upstairs. Na macbook and air ticket dey freak you? Such an intellectually barren fellow.

Tell us the skills which you learnt that got you a job. Then, tell us how you apply those skills.
Tell us how you've excelled and how others can learn from it, you are telling empty stories.

Oga be calming down at times. No take big hammer kee ant.
Business / Re: Naira Now Undervalued After Float, Bank Of America Says by fortunateme: 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2023
JasonScoolari:
This is just the beginning.... First thing tomorrow, hike in Electricity Tariff will hit everyone hard.

Sad thing is that one Kwara Polytechnic Nd2 dropout, living in the suburbs of Ilorin as a part-time agbero, with a heavily padded Itel A2 as his major property and traits of mental disorder will come here to abuse Obidients and everyone who speaks against Tinubu and his tax killing government..
Guy plis apply FIFA fair play in this vawolens. Haba, pipu wey the use bow and arrow fight you(obidients) you go carry ICBM NUCLEAR BOMB THROW. It's not fair.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by fortunateme: 6:37pm On Jun 21, 2023
pappydeewhy:
.My own interview questions were based on my discipline. What is management,Two examples of behavioural theory with explanation,two examples of classical theory of management with explanation,roles of NDLEA then lastly the name of NDLEA chairman.
Please any info on ssce junior Cader? And is any shortlist out yet?

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