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LMAO,kindly move dis 2 the joke section pls....btw wey d proof sef?

Emmy35: Lol, i'm from benin(Oredo LG)

lol.ok,guess u are done wif ur exams &wen are u guyz resuming for 2nd semester?

I hope dere wont be toll on dis IPP

ucboy19: Are we out of the competition?

NO,we just won the competition

Emmy35: Lol, where in Edo state?

ehmmm,sumwhere in edo sha i no sabi d spelling offhead oo*covers face*(d name hard wella,u understand nay lol).wat abt you?

Irewumi O.:
Guy pls read wella 4 ur post jamb exam & God will help u.

Amen, tanks bro

Emmy35: Lol, where in Edo state?

ehmmm, sumwhere in edo sha (d name hard wella,u understand nay lol).& you?

Yaungdee: For those of u asking about wen d postume form would be out, just hope for july precisely middle of july...and one more tin, with d way tins are being run in dz new system of administration I guess the postume is gonna be a computer based one..becos recently the GNS exams were conducted using computer..so I guess its very certain u guyz are goin to be using computer, so be wise get accustomed to using a computer now!

no shaking na,as long as d computers aint faulty,m gud 2 go

Emmy35: Jamb score: 226
Post-utme: 40/50
Aggregate: 68.25
My name was on the merit list even though i chose d school as my second choice and i'm not an indigene(Edo state).

really?i'm frm edo too,40/50 u sabi book 2 much oo(hehe edo winch *joking oo*)

CFCfan: Omeruo and Oboabona will have their hands full that day.

ewww, infact more dan hands full sef, i pity both of dem sha,ppl wey nor fit mark chicharito.i still wud luv 2 see yobo in dat defence,he had a fantastic season wit his club + his experience wud be needed.God help us see draw sef

Guy, go & join d OOU thread its better over dere, cos dere have students of OOU over dere,who can help wit d lastest info,(ama aspirant of OOU tho)

Emmy35: I pray u get the admission

Amen oo.by the way,wat did u score in ur post-ume & jamb?

femijck: hello guys .....pls i planned to change my younger brother institutn from unilorin to uniosun....after he scored 191 in Jamb........but unfortunately i wasn't aware of the sales of d card until d last minute....pls who knows if changing is still possible by any means.......he chose mass comm as d course of choice.....thanks any solutn to that...

change of course & institution as been extended to 7th of june.UNIOSUN do not offer mass comm,wit his 191 he is only qualified for educational courses. for management &social science:
economics edu,political science edu &english edu

Emmy35: Political Science. I'll be through with my exams on Thursday. What dept are u looking unto God for?

banking&finance

Emmy35: All five questions were from the passage. I was asked sumtin about hemisphere or sumtin lyk dat and how many seasons we have in Nigeria.

tanks alot.by d way wich dept are u reping?+ are u done wif ur exams?

Emmy35: 5 questions from each subject so the total is 25 questions and ur score will be over 50. No current affairs but read ur textbooks like about 3 tyms sha.

ok,for the english,was the whole 5 questions frm the passage?can u still rememeber 1 or 2 quetions frm d geography?i neva do geography b4 oo.kindly help.....

Monkey D Luffy: Check thier website

wats their website?

Kai! does ppl frm dis gal 'villa' i hail una oo,dis 1 dey spiritual.....RIP 2 d dead

Oga op,were is ur source nay?or u knw d VC personally?abi wen&were did d VC say dis?

ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Reasons why i said dat.....

STUDENT:majority no longer study hard again,dey prefer to facebuk,tweet,flirt on BBM,2go etc..thus wanting 2 cut corners durin examination(myself inclusive)*wink*

parents: parents now encourage their wards 2 cheat, by paying for 'chips' for dem(i saw dis live during jamb)

TEACHERS:most are no longer commited,dey wil just teach anyhow weder u understand or not dey dont care,also most of dem are very lazy,dey dont attend classes regularly,all dey do is 2 just giv d captain note write 4 d rest of d class 2 copy,even in MATHS!(very rampant in public sec sch,ama victim of dis system)

GOVT: ewww were wil i start frm sef,schs are nt properply funded,neglect,no package 2 motivate teachers,d list is endless jare!abegi make i stop here i don tire,pheeew

Willie_A: I think they refused the hotel because the 'night girls' in that part of town were too expensive. This is not Nigeria where they get things for free.

wetin dis mumu dey talk?

Emmy35: Yea, it was cool. Maths was binary numbers, govt was Waec govt, Eco was just there sha and geography was from another world

ahh geography ke?wahala dey oo.anywayz hw many questions were dey in each subjects?also any questions frm current affairs?

Emmy35: I wrote the post utme last year and they copied(word for word) the english passage from Jamb 2012.

really?like seriously?

davajons: Scholars in the house please, is it possible to gain a direct entry admission into a university in Nigeria with a National Diploma of Lower Credit GP(2.59)?

Or will it be possible to still get admitted into a university with an HND result, so that i can make my result up by then to maybe a distinction or upper credit?

I just need to get a BL C degree. I was not given admission the first year i applied for, that was why i decided to put in for a polytechnic as time was nobody's friend.

Please guys, help me to know how i can go about this.

jeez!wats wrong wit dis dude?so why upload ur pic?does it makes sense to u?by d way,WTF is BLC?u luk unserious 2 me,my advice......GO LEARN WORK!

Irewumi O.:
Gud Pm 2 u brodas nd Sistas here on Nairaland. Dis is anod Stupid ,Rubish,Idiotic,Nonsense and Crazy News 4 2day.Let's stat.1 Dis is 2 inform all Oou applicants dat Oou general cutoff 4 all courses is 180mks,nd general post utme cutoff mark is 20mks.pls if u score below dat jamb cutoff pls nd pls chill til anoda oportunity 4 u wil komes. 2 Abt Oou past quest quest,am gona make it available 4 evry body on ur request,so u pple kan av it wen u kome 4 ur post jamb 4orm. 3 Oou Mbbs gat small cutoff mark bt is stritly 4 indegen b it 1st or 2nd choice,all Mbbs aplicant make u na no say u no hear o,no b say dey no dey admit non indegen bt na 2 out of 30. 4 On ur post utme exam date,by Gods grace is gona take place by August xo pprear wella. 5 4 doz dat av iterest in doing Oou pre degree sci,am gona update u here anytime is out. Lastly 4 doz pple dat dia parent kan nt afford 2 pay ova 100k as tuition feez 2 pls kip off 2 avoid ..................ASK AL QUEST AND AM GONA ANSA U NW.

@ no 4.do u mean it's only in d skul 1 kan get d post utme form?

seniormallam: Some ladies were just engaged by my office yesterday and that same yesterday two among them was given a ride by different coleague and they came back today with some self explanatory pix that they actually do-the-do, damn it,

so?ogbeni wetin concern u?abi u bin dey eye d gals b4?u beta up ur game make u sef 'do-the-do'*dont dull*

kariz: really i do not understand what you mean by underground runs, im a student of uniben in my finals and i can tell you categorically that the system is 92% free and fair.... all you have to do is study hard

abegi make we hear word joor,is UNIBEN not in nigeria?d guy understands wat he is sayin & we all do.dont pretend!92% free and fair?guy clean ur mouth jare

Dygeasy: he isn't! Its so unfortunate many people failed. Thing is Jamb isn't as difficult as peopje make it seem. 90% of the total candidates can always scale through the 200 pass mark every year but the high-handedness in the screening of a candidate's initial result makes the marks drop.

What then do you say about an exam without any form of result screening? Failure? Dude, the CBT people also studied for the exam. Why should they fail?


Selfish! Simply selfish!

guy,wat are u talking abt sef?i'm nt saying d CBT candidates shld fail or dere didn't study hard.wat we are saying here is dat jamb deducted marks of PPT candidates.i have seen many CBT candidate who cudnt finish yet scored abv 210!i have a frnd who just managed too finish 2 subjects,infact he didnt answer abt 22 questions in his maths yet he scored 51! 238 in total,u can imagine!i knw dere was mass cheatin in d PPT exam,bt y deduct d marks 4 does who didnt change their paper in all 4 subjects?nuff said jare,GOD PUNISH jamb sha

Awww gud idea, wud luv to see tolu oniru AKA TOOLZ celebrate her wedding dis way......