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dominique: 1. There's this hair cream mainly used by men called Morgan's pomade, makes hair dark and strong. You can try it and see

2. No idea

3. I don't think human growth hormone (HGH) is administered here in Nigeria. Even if it was, you would have been too old for it. Just accept your height the way it is.

lol @ no 3,anywayz tanks alot,really appreciate

phemmy johnson: bro,its nt 15000 candidates, cbt candidates are up to 91000+ candidates.Go check the stats again..As per the issue of 5 people in a center changing types,u cant tell me this is the first time jamb discovered change of types by candidates..Every1 of those jamb officials are always aware that candidates do change types every here..Last year,every1 did ppt and 70% changed types buh still evry1 passed very well..WHY DZ YEAR? all observations leads 2 d use of cbt..

guy,u are so on point!more grease to ur elbow

No source?BTW, wats d title of dis movie?

I want u guyz to help me......

1:i want my hair to be dark,so wat cream do u suggest i use for dark hair &hair growth?(especially dark hair)

2:wat do i use so as to make my lips pink?

3:wat do u tink i can do to make me taller?tho am of average height,bt wud luv 2 be taller.wat do u suggest i do?

hoping ur comment/comments will be positive,tanks in advance

bory09: why pepsi won't drop wizkid when the reason he was signed is no more valid. They signed him because of his hip hop song and melody but i see wizkid singing fuji and apala this days, So thats why o, though its not yet certain whether he won't be signed anymore but i see more of the impossibily here due to some reason have highlightened there and don't all see the way am seeing, that JAYE JAYE track look a beer parlour song and you all know pepsi sells more in eatery. So lets hope for star, Gulder etc endorsing him rather than pepsi

wetin dis 1 dey talk?pls take a sit!#badbelle

traze: Hello prospective candidates of OOU...i would like to congratulate you on your journey so far...i want to use this medium to tell you that you are all welcome to bring your various needs, inquiries and assistance needed to our notice/office simply call 07052525220 for admission assistance, inquiries and help...thank you

oga yaungdee,pls who d f*** is dis?

Yaungdee: Hope its first choice as non-indigene and if not just aim higher in postume..

yup,infact 1st&2nd choice sef

Irewumi O.:
Passing byyyy

oga mi wetin dey xup na,are u guyz still on the matter(strike)?

Yaungdee: Jambites where una dey, oya post the course u applying for, ur jamb score, and ssce combinations..for procedures and advice..

jambscore 187,jamb combo:maths,eng,govt,eco.course;bankin&finance,1st&2nd choice,non indigene,ssce:credit in all subject except account D7.wich way?

Why are dere protesting na?i heard 2 students were killed....oh God come nd intervene oo,i wana leave home dis year! @ all OOU students stop the protest & go back to class....biko

Awww so sad,people are wicked sha anywayz all hope is nt lost u can still 'port' to a state skul just lyke me,dere all accept 180.Good luck

WTF!we say no to amnesty 4 RAMS!

Doctor20002: Up PHCN OOOOOOUp PHCN OOOOOOUp PHCN OOOOOO

lol,see 21st century AGBAYA

dr.genius:
i'm in yobe and its peaceful

ok. do dere write post-ume over dere?

Yaungdee: UNAD(eksu) nko?

i tink dere are currently on strike,so its understandable,by d way wen will u start ur examz?

Irewumi O.:
OAU NKO?

OAU too?i'm suprised sha

dr.genius:
u ppl should leave OOU And come to YOBE STATE UNIVERSITY

LOL,guy shey we (admission seekers)offend u?why do u wana send us to our early grave na?by d way are u in yobe nw?

Simplefemo: Enough of this, must you post the video online?
Just because you want to generate traffic in your , is that not?
I advice you report this squalid to the pupils' parents.

wats wrong wit dis dude?report dem to d parentS?does he know d studentS&their parents?abi wetin u smoke dis night sef?if he didnt post d vid online u will still come here to say d story is fake!GERROUT JOOOR

Upon all d plenty money,OOU dey very slow sha,its d only skul i have seen so far dat is yet to write its 1st semester examz!SMH.if only JAMB had not misbehaved....

Welcome to Nigeria....

Irewumi O.:
Bro Abayomi,Yaundee,Uncle Kunle i grit u all.Let's start dis rubish 4 2day again,4 most of u disturbing me and ask me on how 2 gt Oou post jamb quest, Av got all falculty 4 u 2day.If u truly nid it pls signify.no b me dey sell am ooo nd no b ma Papa dey sell am ooo.I jst go 5nd am coz of sum pple asking 4 it.Pls and pls no b by force oo.if u nid it signhfy so i can no d numba of pple i go jst register 4.tx u all.

me am interested oo,banking&finance

Rule no 8:do not post false information on nairaland




in oda news.....OP GETS A BAN &THREAD CLOSED!

olivia222: pls my fellow jambite, is there stil hope for those dat their results are showing "No result yet",pending or"withheld"? please can some1 help us tell Didu to pls release our result for us. cos is like the only issue now is those without thumbprint and am happy for them. pls God hear our cries!

yup,dere is still hope for pending results,it happened 2 me last year tho it wasnt as long as dis.just kip praying bt if its witheld NO HOPE.good luck

Irewumi O.:
Passing by! Feel fri 2 ask any question abt science based courses.

guy,wen are u starting ur examz?

Yaungdee: Now is the time to start preparing hard for postume, even wen the statistics provided by jamb to the public says the performance of students this year is better-of last year's. We all knw that it is nothing but a blatant lie. I checked the results of over 20 students, and wht I could see was below 180..this is to tell you that admission has now become even more of a "survival of the fittest" where the unfit or the weak is believed to be left out of the system rather dan help and make a social reform..if u re among those that attained 180 and above believe me u re lucky, and its just a step ahead. Having passed jamb is not the real deal, but getting admission is..there is no difference btw a person that scored 280 and still didn't av his/her admission into the university. And someone who failed jamb honorably...if u re applying for admission in the social sciences(pol, sociology, ILR, psychology, transport, accounting, banking & fin, etc) these are wht u need: 2013 current affairs, work on ur mathematics(not technical part, just basics), english lo ba tan..then the sciences shud read dere chemistry, physics..these Words are enough for the smart

noted!

Yaungdee: Now is the time to start preparing hard for postume, even wen the statistics provided by jamb to the public says the performance of students this year is better-of last year's. We all knw that it is nothing but a blatant lie. I checked the results of over 20 students, and wht I could see was below 180..this is to tell you that admission has now become even more of a "survival of the fittest" where the unfit or the weak is believed to be left out of the system rather dan help and make a social reform..if u re among those that attained 180 and above believe me u re lucky, and its just a step ahead. Having passed jamb is not the real deal, but getting admission is..there is no difference btw a person that scored 280 and still didn't av his/her admission into the university. And someone who failed jamb honorably...if u re applying for admission in the social sciences(pol, sociology, ILR, psychology, transport, accounting, banking & fin, etc) these are wht u need: 2013 current affairs, work on ur mathematics(not technical part, just basics), english lo ba tan..then the sciences shud read dere chemistry, physics..these Words are enough for the smart

noted!

zhukafa: The once I have done for some people, immediately you submit it , it reflects. The card goes for 2500 naira at any jamb office close to you.

really?anywayz noted

Mad jam!front page abeg

Harjibode: i did change of institution,after d reg i was asked to reprint but when i reprint no chnge occured please what may hve occur...am i expected to buy e-facility card or wait for it to be rectify/

i heard it takes upto 24/48hrs to reflect & it will be sent to ur email,by d way were did u buy d form & hw much?

busket: This is my first jamb and I'm hoping it's my last. I scored 195, I applied for political science in ABU zaria. Is there hope?

yes very well, bt u have to score very high in ur post-utme to gain admission dere,beta still change ur skul to a state skul to brighten ur chances, all d best

professor_maths: stop nyashing and fvck ur azz

*yawns* nyashing, fvck, azz,dats d only tin u spill out,boring boy!GET A LIFE!

professor_maths: all oou aspirants are baztards

U & UR GENERATIONS BASTARDS