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damn it.!!! u mean Nigeria soldiers retreating.?

eeemh...is dis d making of WAR OF D DAMN

Fourwinds: what about University of Shekau

where anatomy of child's molestation is studied... only terrorist specialise in dis field

adrelanine: CLASSIFY EPITHELIALTISSUES WITH RELEVANT EXAMPLES.

hmmmm...dats y I like nairaland

what about University of Shekau

Josh1000: .


Unilag? 5? Are u whining me?
like seriously??

it is not in particular order. he only listed dem

asadike: unn should b d first on dat list

he did not say in rank. dis is not in particular order

tosin2013: Unilag no 5!

Bros ur list na rubbish. No offence

note he gave d list not in particular order

dis is serious....

simpleseyi: My friend Pastor, you better go and take alomo, origin and koboko, then cool down for Jesus. When journalists were reporting and promoting your staged and 419 miracles, you did not tell them to mind their business. This your church business is everybody's business, so we are all minding the business.

Imaging all these yellow half unclad babes for you alone , your wife said that you have been jumping to bed with them all, while single poor guys are left in the cold . I am jealous of you joor. Now, it is time for the consequences of your bed actions with the half unclad ladies that flock your church.

Modified
Your fellow and neighbour Pastor Chris Okotie has told us that you are a fraudster, only a fraudster can identify another fraudster, we all know that Chris Okotie is a fraudster and we believe him when he identified you as a fellow fraudster.

I still insist dat as a man of God u must be very very conscious of what women can do. he enjoyed d show when he surrounded himself with dose women. his wife would have serve as a barrier but he decided to send her away to a far country. dis is glaring

jnrbayano: The media that helped him garner his fame? The media that helped publicize his church and miracles?

Give me a break Chris.

oh so d media has gone negative on him. remember dey were d ones dat lifted u up by air..ing ur programmes so dey have stalk in dis too

Donmarrius: My brother,one million likes,for this comment.
People are just being unnecessarily stupid,and hence,has thrown their thinking faculty,to the pigs.
People just swallowed the trash of this Australian,perharps it cos' he is a 'white man',and everything he says,is right.
Can't blacks think for once?.
Do people think that,boko haram will truly tell this man,who is sponsoring them?.
By the way,is the Australian a kinda 'god',that will make boko haram reveal the 'real truth' to him?.
One thing we mustn't forget in a hurry,is that,both men,whom boko haram lied to be their sponsors,in other to be punished,are boko harams arch-enemies.
I can vividly recall when boko haram,was asking the government,to prosecute Ali Modu Sherrif,and they will stop.don't people make use of their common sense anymore?.If Modu is boko haram sponsor,how can boko haram demand his prosecution earlier before now?.
The same Ihejirika that decimated boko haram,is being fingered by boko haram,and people wouldn't know that this idiots,are playing the script written to them,by some people,who are hell bent on tagging Gej incompetent,by making the country 'ungovernable' for him.

u nid be smart and careful believing what dat Australia man his saying. because if Ihejirika his sponsoring BH., how come in some quarters he was accuse of genocide when he lauched an offensive against boko haram. like in d bible if a house is against itself can it stand. well I'm still watching to where d wind blows

pls can u send me recharge card....before I will reply ur messages..some.eskimi-girls. sabi de place na to chat. supposing d person on d oda side says come here make I bleep ur ukwu...will u not call it madness. until we define a relationship properly., we shall continue to deceive ourselves.

Kachisbarbie: I love it all...
Pouting is just a trend, and I do it when I wanna kid around and it sure fits me...
Girls demanding so much on a date, I used to think it's something that happens only in Nigerian movies, till it happened to my hubbys' friend

...this guy has refused to marry over the years, finally started hooking up with 1 girl and said she is the one, went to her sch to pay her a visit nd she came with four friends who made multiple orders. He said he could have easily stopped them, but he just wanted to watch them mumu. After that he broke up with the girl and he has refused to marry again...hahahaha

The first time my hubby took me on a date, I ordered meatpie/fanta...lol.

dats y I said greed doesnt pay. she ate her future at once thinking she is smart. pooooo to d girl

Afghanistan: na that kind of your lips we dey talk about. Shey u no know sey the thing no fit you ni?

y u dey corner dis girl now

OP u bad ooo. u hit ROMANCIELLA below d belt. heheheeeeeee

truely. if girls can imbibe dese points of urs we won't have problem getting good wives. dey will simply not follow I know. looking d oda way because of greed and in most times dey reap what is unpleasant

handysuzy . 21 gun salute for you

Bobby4090: The Man's residence thats off Opebi street, Ikeja is called "white house". Its big and painted house. While his family have been out for 16 years, the "White house" is being populated by single unclad girls who call themselves church workers and the man is comfortable with that arrangement for reasons best known to him. This was one of the early roots of the divorce case because the man has refused to send them away or rent a place for them even after the wife and his daughters told him to. I was there once December last year, looks like a club house.

hmmmmm. can u see how man uses his hand to destroy himself....den says it is d devil

lahit14: please put the family in the timetable too. The times you don’t have any engagement, please come home.
I need you and the children need you. Please bear in mind she has been here since 1999 and she was just about 30
years old then as a married woman with 2 children. So for almost 16 years of her marriage, no husband at home for
straight 1 week, no dad at home for the children. No christmas, yet he has party with the staff that we all watch at
Christmas.

I agree wit this part, men of God serve God somuch they forget their first servic is to their family, u want to serv God completely u don't want any distraction, pls don't marry, sav ur prospectiv wife a life long torment. Its hard enough tryn to make ends meet, some of us work far awy frm whr our family liv so we tak consolation frm women around to reduce testosterone spikes but wht abt ur wife. Pls mak out time frm time to time as often as possibl to be wit ur family and Bleep ur wife's brain out, its part of her marriage benefits, God will be proud of u

dats y I always make emphasis on dose dat take church so serious and relegate deir home to d background to be careful.

focus7: gud questions. Even the angel will fall for the temptation from those ladies.

I repeat.!!! dis was d reason y angels came down from heaven during d time of Noah.

Truckpusher: Just to tell you how dumb these Nigerian Christians can be and sometimes they are just so annoying.


Begging somebody to accept a gift so that they can be blessed ,honestly if I have this woman as a wife I'd be filing a divorce asap citing that I can't put up with a mor0n of this nature at home.



Anita and Chris una see una life?

Sotay una dun brainwash person wife....smh

oh.! u don't know some Nigeria women. dats y pastors are deir first call point if dey have problem before deir husband gets to know. flat tyre...pastor.,terrible dream....pastor., query at work... pastor., in-laws...pastor. making d husband look like a fool.

kai danboroba. wana kitten ama koboko froblem ne. pastor wana gindadi

let see how effective dose tanks can be

harffie: This applies to moi....infact I jes I spent 3k for bukka inside Lekki!
Crazy when I saw my bills!

hmmmm..big boy

blakky97: Using kerosene stove and buying kerosene everyday and washing back of pot instead of buying gas cooker and refilling it every 3 months

infact I'm quilty of dis one. I don dey plan to get dat gas now. kerosene no dey last maybe dem dey mix am with something

donttouch: My Papa used to said, "an old poor man was once a young gambler". And I find that to be very true

oboy. we no get people to dey give us dis kind wisdom again ooo.

tobechi74: Patronising prostitutes

some guys no sabi hold deir anaconda so it is a trouble for dem. dey always visit konga

logic. look in between d lines?

olimeh13: I just finish ma$turbat!ng.... I feel free now

u are in trouble...pooo

davidif: Wait, WHAT?!?!?!? i should go and get my facts from a movie?? are you serious? no thanks, i am not that gullible?

Your logic is so flawed its not even funny. Its shocking that people actually think like this. If you did the research, You would know that there have been multiple Ebola outbreaks since 1976 and everytime there has been one, the most effective way to defeat the disease has been to quarantine those infected to limit the spread of it because the disease has a high mortality (death rate).
Chai!!! my Naija people, una no try o. I am sure you are probably one of the same people that believes that the US invented HIV to kill black people right?

yeah. some people die of ignorance. some have eyes but dey can not see

great sacrifice. laying down ur life for odas to live