₦airaland Forum

This is for grandmothers abeg.

aanuoluwami14:
No he said you should do shopping together Use your brain now

No brother, Im in my bed with my neighbors wife right now. She got a good service and we are about to go shower together, mybe I will let her suck my dig in the shower again. We going to her husband and make breakfast soon.

IamD18:
You lots are quick to bring Jesus and Satan in little issues in his country.


Next thing; You'll start shouting "Satan for by fire!!"

You can only do those acts in Satan's den.

Okoyeebows:
Are you not the one who was bargaining to exchange your sister and mother for 2 plots in Abijo?

https://www.nairaland.com/5193824/2-plots-facing-lekki-epe-expressway#78484091

May the Almighty console your parents.

In Jesus name. My Almighty God shall protect me and my parents because he can Judge equally. He won't do such a thing for that car which needs to be in scrap yard, I will rip off your car the next time I will see at a fuel station again!

I know this car. He just fixed the bonnet 2 front fenders and a front windscreen. It was severely crushed into a tree. The car is smoking too. I wonder who can buy such a car

Why there's no price? Don't you want to trade with me? I will give you my sister and my Aunt for that land. Private msge me

Where's the Army. There's so many unemployed people in Nigeria why can't tgey recruit all Ibgo man to be soldiers and protect the country

I know this car, I tried to buy it yesterday. Its smoking a lot. Smoking like a burning tyre. I think the gasget is blown up. Exhaust is rusty and big holes in the back seat

rowland545:
no bad blood bro u are a stupid person I can't possibly blame u for displaying it

You flush it already? You are a technician bros.

Is this the month to go to meca?

Raymondlucky375:
Read below it

Its fake. There's nothing like this

Visit any Pastor in Nigeria �� he will bless you. They really want people like you.

These are lies coming directly from satan's mouth. That's why Internet is scary. Devil is in it. Jesus christ protect us oooo

rowland545:
pls gurus in the house my phone huawei tag tl00 does not support Google play services. pls what should I do as I cannot use my gmail anymore and I can't access Google play store...pls assist me

Do one thing. Return to the shop you bought it quickly. If its a stolen phone it means there's something hidden in that phone and they are about to catch.

Second plan is to flush it. Its easy bro. Put it in the chamber and flush it quickly then pick it up behind the bathroom. It will be good as brand new, thank me later brother.

This must be illegal in Nigeria. You are not allowed to let a dog wrap another dog. Even your Ancestors didn't do it.

Why do you get worried about her? Don't tell me you wish you were sitting next to her.

Stop lies. You are too much my friend.

Yes. Me. Send Private message now.

Eat 1kg margarine/fat spread. Finish it one shot and thank me later.

1, they don't brush their teeth.

2, they are broke always.

3, I just forgot. Goddammit. Sissy Suen forgive me

Pidginwhisper:
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� Its not like that. You only get help from those who you helped. What is wrong na. We will live like family in Lago na. You are very wicked brother.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
You don't sound like an intelligent fellow more like you thinking with your assss.

Mybe thinking of your sister's big yansh

Ibo people are just boring people. They stink ginger and garlic too much.

Which area is this fool strangled at? You must be a coward bro. You will never put your dig inside her.

I can accommodate you bros, just invite your sister the first week you move in. I will accommodate her so that she will do the house work for us. Don't worry about rent at all. Everything will be just fine bros. If you don't bring your sister you will pay rent wo.

I don't know what to do. Mybe I should move out. My neighbor is a handicapped man with a blonde wife in her 30s. They invite me for breakfast every Saturday, they are not racists at all. Im only shocked by their lack of privacy in front of me. The handicapped husband tells me about their love and romantic experiences, he also told me that since he got injured he is not able to service his wife at all. He is very annoyed by the fact that her wife used to like sex a lot and he can't do it at all. On Saturday he asked me to take his wife out every Friday night, and I said it doesn't matter if I take her out the whole night �. My question is this man telling me rave his wife? His wife already showed her weakness to me. Is this tricky somehow?

What is the Bible saying about having sex before marriage and having sex with hoe/girls.

I young man. Grow up.

Deepfeel:
most Nigerian's don't really know what relationship is, most of them go into relationship for the wrong reasons, going into a relationship cause of sex money material things etc are actually wrong reasons for anyone to be in a relationship , why not make it friends with benefits instead , but when two people are truly in love they look beyond sex and material benefits, they share responsibilities 50|50 were the guy is weak the Lady might be strong to help him were the girl is weak the guy might be strong to help her , true lovers share each others strength and weaknesses equally , but tradition and religion will say a man is the provider , a man should love while the woman is to receive and submit , religion and tradition is really the problem of Africa ,that's where that typical mentality come from

Big Fact my brother. Religion is mind blowing africans,