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terrymason:
This thread too fast! Am always behind! Jumping from old page to d recent one! Mk una dey hold break small!

Hey! been a while in here, hope ya good?

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Fraiser mi, I see you, you're the only one who asked of me I love this my twinnie

QueenValerie:
This sholuda been on the first page cause more of them need ta see this.

Elxandre:
You know it could be a serious admirer who just has no time to mingle on NL.

Elxandre:
Why don't you girls even pm guys too na ?

Elxandre:
Guys, have some self respect and stop sending Mails indiscriminately I beg you .

Some actually need to see this.
Imagine a guy sending PM three different times in 2hrs, I had to mention him to ask if he knows me!
If we haven't crossed path somewhere in a thread and you send a PM, expect it to be dismissed because you are a stranger so to say.
We keep saying, if you want your PM replied, get acquainted first.

MzzTega:
You still a baby. Some body feels bad about your relationship and you are thinking of doing what she wants. That means you can be talked in and out of a relationship.

justified10:
u knw say u black. I no wan make u use black ink...

bleach ur writing abeg.

After you then

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#signingout
Good night/morning guys.

Rukkyola:
pressy dah mornin no b small tin.so u mean u sef no knw sey ur country baje 4 ur head dat mornin wey dem cari bomb com tro 4 hea.

With the way you talk here Rukkyola, Ban is not far from you o. Your words are really funny But sometimes bullets. Not everyone has a bullet-proof

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Justified10, red fa
Lemme just be like this ehn

Kbs468:
Fraiser now seems to be a perfect comical fit and match for Rukkyola thus performing the nerves relieving job of your hubby and awaiting Minister of jokes and laughter-Shammak already especially at this trying time of ours in Golden City.

like you righly said, I was sagaciously 'unavoidably absent' but I believe that the precedence bug to that suffix have been completely overwhelmed, outrunned and outgunned to death already.

sure I'm fine now and as you can see from my ability to post again

Aww! I guess it's another confirmation of the fact that the targeted goals of our founding fathers are being Met again and again just as acknowledged in the recent past by both bolagabriella and Alhassanu not to talk of those b4 then.

I suppose the invited guests were busy disecting amodu's attention and I sure believe that all of us would advise him to look in their direction b4 they cut him to pieces

Much comfort, as I can read from you again.
I second that, Fraiser and Rukky. That's the way my Twin always crack our ribs at home here, anytime he's around, trust that the house will never experience any dull moment.
Shammak, Bae sends his greetings, He confessed that he missed everyone too.

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Amodu, Thanks Thanks! Your cake is Handsome and sweet! May God increase you this your new year.
Gosj01, yea, all will be well. infact, all is well. Even in the well

Fraiser:

7. U no need certificate or sor for camp, all u need to do is just to come see me make i sign autograph for ur cheek make you go show camp officials.

That got me really laughing! Fraiser ehn!

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kbs468, you have been unavoidably absent almost all day, I believe you are doing fine. I honestly miss reading fresh words from you.
Senator Amodu, Sure your Birth day went well. Are you Trying to say there is no cake for us in this Golden city

Sent4rina:
whalai u don naughty finish..

Nahh, you know your friend's twinnie isnt
omoalhaja7 doesn't want to go for Service again, so up there was an alternative.

Omoalhaja7:
With ds useless & frustrating tym table nysc bring now, i no dey go service again. I don vex.
DTOBS, sent4rina, logodwhiz, make we enter Alaba go huzzle.
After all,wives n pikins go chop

Loll
Ehn, since you no dey go service again, e get one of my friends wey need to go on NYSC badly, But e be like say Doors don Shut for am, shey make I call am to swap with you?

eaglevision:
Thank God u said wickid nt Wicked,50kg when u were in SS1,mehn we NYSC mgt don't want people like u in camp,we dnt have enough camping facilities to cater for ur bogus needs o

You and I know that I am not a biggie.

Cutehector:
epic.

Cutehector! Honestly, something told me you would quote me when you see this... I actually kept my fingers crossed

eaglevision:
Told peeps b4 that March isn't feasible,2days after reg is so close but dis march 30 get as in be,all is well jare. U weighed 50kg b4 + 2kg nw, common dat is okay for u maam

Jeez! 50kg you are wickid
Mr A16, you are wickid I was 50kg in my S.S.1

noblealuu:
Consider it a blessing in disguise. Yes, add more flesh so you look fresh to camp. Those strenous 21 days in camp will sure make you loose some weight.

Meanwhile what's up with the NYSC stuff?!

Alright, noted
What up is that NYSC extended our lone days beyond imaginations, camp date is now 30th March.

Fraiser:
i no here wen den dey fight d fight o, i won make d tin start again now, hw den go dey fyt wen i no dey around

Twinnie, everybody dey vexing mode, no make the fight start again o. I trust you though

eaglevision:
You can still giggle and laugh jare cos d TT is still incomplete nd unstable,we might just wake up 2mao again nd Orientation wudda bn brought back to March 8,hehehe, by d way,watch ur wait o soldiers wnt be nice on ur fatty body in camp

that would be the Best news ever March 8, but honestly I was doubting the possibility of Orientation starting on 2nd when registration ends 28th, But I never imagined 30th, Mehn! !! Thats extreme

Its not like I want to be fat, I just need some more kg, since November up till now, I only added 2kg

MissEvey:
I'm good,thank you. how are you?

clementy117:
I see a lot of guys do not like the new update. Sorry!
But I like it, for personal reasons, I wish I will be assigned stream II.

na just my opinion and preference.

Ok! Good for you
You are probably engaged with one or two things.

chymi:
Please I need advice on the states to choose. Thanks

Really!!!
Ok, check this thread, https://www.nairaland.com/2847218/know-pros-cons-states-want
You'll find it very useful. Enough suggested states there.

eaglevision:
For ur mind o,well I can make use of ur legs sha,bt Ogun isn't where I want ur legs to take me to,let it take me to California,I wantu be a ghost corper lol.

eaglevision:
Lol,like ur so sure u gonna get ur Ogun,well I know u've got 'long legs', Nysc shld just end registration nxt week because it seems 70% of PCM's gonna register on monday frm what I'm seeing sef

I'm 6ft already so my legs are long

eaglevision:
Its a FRHIGHDAYYYYY!!!Good morning beautiful people of dis ciry,how y'all doing dis morning? 3 days to start of online reg,just came back from a cafe nd I found out that some peeps had gone to do pre-reg o,pepo dae para no b small,I mean 50 PCM's already have their name nd details penciled down,I tink I'm also gonna hold a vigil frm sunday night@ d cafe,but I heard that even if u register as early as 12:01am it doesn't guarantee u having ur 1st choice,is that very correct? Cc-all

Good morning
Infact I think there will be traffic on the site on day 1. if you still register on tuesday or Wednesday, you're good to go.
Ama go there majestically on tuesday afternoon and my Ogun state is non-negotiable

justified10:
yes, I understand u..I really do..



but dis thread still solve people's problem as far as nysc is concerned.. it solves it better and more rapidly Dan d oda thread which doesn't accommodate side attractions..have wondered many times why pple still prefer dis thread to: www.nairaland.com/2633116/nysc-questions-answered ..

if u check d above thread, u will see many unanswered questions.

dis city hasn't lost her vision sir.

how are u bro?

TIDDOLL:
This what happens,when you have a 24year old silver back male in Jss2.

ayaoba1997:
The most important level is absent

Which is

adren:
yaaaayyy!!

she don catch me today..

**walks out of thread**

fraih, where have you been all this while??

we can both make level 2 a dream come true.. you know??


kneels with 25 karat stainless steel ring in hand


will you.....

JaneJoanJohn:
Triple J is fine by me,it's a case of talk your own,I talk my own...I'm cool with everyone here.#NoBeef

johndanny:
100 likes..

IghravweIG:
Lol. Morning Dear.
Nah! I'm not igbo o.
Sorry abt the tooth. Glad it didn't fall out
I am urhobo.

Smiless, it didn't
Oh Alright then
Good morning.

Rukkyola, I see you.

JaneJoanJohn:
No apologies,I actually think you're IDLE..and No,I'm not quitting this thread and I'll make my grievances known as I see fit. As a matter of fact,go back to that quiet corner and begin your reflection for the second time!#ENeverDoYou

Can I call you Jane?
I'm Fraih, we are one family, please dont start.
We actually care.

boboLIL:
The new system now is if u ask a question,, u tag name,, if not,,, u won't be attended to.... Disgusting like poo..