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Some are just stupid and jobless here on Nairaland
What they do is to be moving from thread to thread looking for girls PIN or NUMBER to add

Imagine someone adding my pin and telling me he pick my pin from nairaland that I show him my picture

I told him I'm a guy like you so why requesting for my pic

His response was
"Oh sorry, I tort you are a lady"

And he deleted himself

So looking for girls on NET has now become job for some guys

When the news gets to Madam Joy who has been trying to find out the predicament with her son
at first she thought of what to do and later vowed to find out the predicament.

Madam Joy was endowed with the gift of setting dispute for people
So to know the truth, she carefully inspect her child untill she emerge with the truth about him
she claimed that her son had emulated a strange character but not secret cult she believe that the influence of his friends in boarding school add to it

 people mocked madam Joy that her son which was taken as the savior of the family is now far from the road of success.

One day Joshua had a dream
A dream of where he was on a mission to save some students from the satanic agents
in his dream, he fought tirelessly with the forces that appeared to carry the students.
a voice sounding so terrible was calling onto Joshua

     "Joshua! Joshua!! Joshua, Arise go and save my children bring them back from the agent for behold the time is near"

Joshua woke up very confused, seriously worried because he couldn't understand the meaning of the dream.

Again Joshua slept and had another dream
in that dream Joshua saw himself in the midst of demons, the demons drew closer to him, Joshua was frighten as a result of the fierceness of the demons, he needed not to be told that they are ready to tear him apart.

  "I think you are the only problem to our kingdom"
 said one of the demons,

 "I don't know what you are talking about please don't harm me" says Joshua

" ha ha ha ha kill him" shouted the queen of coast but before they could raise their sword against him, an angel appeared, the brightness from his garment was beyond description to the demons.

The angel opened his mouth and something like a pillar of fire came out and tormented the demons, the angel raised Joshua up but he was afraid of the glory upon the angel.

Then angel console him,

    "don't be afraid for I bring to you a message from the Lord"

 the angel raised his staff and commanded Joshua to go and save the people from the hands of the wicked

"save them from the agent of darkness for lo and behold the Lord is thy strength"

Joshua bow at the feet of the angel to reverence him but the angel resist him

" I am only steward in the house of the Lord as you are"

Joshua screamed aloud as he work up from the dream breathing and sweating profusely throughout the night he was sleepless reflecting on the interpretation of the dream till morning.

Early in the morning before 7:00am Joshua left the hostel without waiting for the breakfast he was very calm in the school his friend ask him the problem with him but he remained calm some of the teachers where surprise to see Joshua in such a quiet mood because he is always troublesome kind of person but none could approach him as a result of his insultive manners and his friend were amaze.

When the lesson for the day was over he went to scripture union (SU) fellowship for the first time since he came to the school.

After the sermon by Nneka an alter call was made and Joshua gave his life to Christ
the people in the hall prayed to God on his behalf, asking God to assist him remain faithful to his promise, while they were praying the spirit of the Lord came upon James and he gave those words to Joshua

"Arise go and save my people from satanic hands thus said the Lord of Host, Joshua was deeply troubled hearing those prophesy"

While must this words follow me everywhere, Joshua murmured in his heart oh Lord in you I rest my case, after the prayer James ask Joshua if they could be friends he accepted with interest, with James becoming my friend things can get better since it seems James know something about my predicament.

"James who told you those words you were saying when we were praying"
Joshua ask

I wasn't saying any words to you instead it was the Holy Spirit that talks to you.

" Does it mean that you are the Holy Spirit or at times you will turn to the Holy Spirit?" Joshua ask like a confuse man

No my dear, we are just instrument that the Lord uses to achieve his purpose but don't worry with time you will understand.

I have to find the secret and the source of this boy mysterious power Joshua thought within himself.

 "Joshua, see you in school tomorrow."
James said and he departed

Hello everybody,
I don't know if writing a (christain) story in this section is against the section rule
Please MOD kindly let me know if I'm going against the rule here

This is a christain story
Writing by NCEE CLETUS
And co-edited by myself (frainc)
Sit back enjoy and make your life more sronger in the lord

If you can't wait for the update here
Kindly visit my blog to catch up


....NOW THE STORY.....





Good day dad!!!

   "Oh Sophie my daughter you are back"

   "Yes dad" she answered

  "How was your day girl?"
 
  "Fine dad" Sophie replied

 "What of your assignment on Barkassi peninsula, I hope you did well?"

 "Yes dad, mine was the best in the class"

  "sophie, you are already a historian, did you know that you have known the story of Barkassi Peninsula more than I do?"

 "Thank you dad, let me get off my dress I will meet you here or do you have any intension of going out now?" She asked her dad

 "Yes daughter, I will be at the parish meeting by 4.00pm.

 "ok dad may be at night you will tell me all you know about professor Uwabunkeonye Joshua the Nigeria Ambassador to Dubai, we received a letter that he will be visiting our school during the weekend.

 "Ah daughter, everyday you gave me trouble asking question on people's life and history, any way remind me after dinner I will help you" she promise

Ok dad

IN THE EVENING

 "Dad is already 8:30pm, so you need to tell me all you know about Professor Uwabunkeonye Joshua

Ok duaghter, do you have your writing material here with you?" He ask

Yes I have them.

  "What joy do you derive in disturbing me when am suppose to be sleeping or resting?dad complain

Dad I need the information to know where to start attending to human problem in the future". Sophie replied

Since you insist" he agreed

THE STORY

Joshua is the son of Mazi Uwabunkeonye Amadi.
Mazi Uwabunkeonye Amadi is a native of Umuntu in Ezeala Local Government he was in his early 50s before his death he was fair in complexion tall and slim. Mazi Amadi was well respected and feared throughout Umuntu community for his braveness; he hardly speaks without sitting down for long to arrange his words.

He was a Christian during his life time but his own Christianity can be regarded as a mere church member since he hardly attends church activities though he hardly to miss Sunday service.
He was married to two wives with eleven children; Joshua was the last child of his parent. He was fondly address as lastborn Joshua father died when he was eight years old, his mother madam Joy does all she can to make Joshua feel happy, Joshua is very handsome admired by almost everybody that came in contact with him.

He is brilliant and he always keeps innocent face that even if he killed someone you will hardly suspect him. Joshua grew up as a good boy respectful to the elders helpful to those in need but one thing about him was that he hardly change his decision, this made him entirely different from his sibling.

Joshua was known throughout his community as a good boy during his days in primary school but when he gets to secondary school he started dancing the tune of his friends whose influence affected Joshua negatively which led him to the possession of bad reputation. During his days in his JSS2 he had three girl friends as if that wasn't enough he kept applying for more. Most of the girls Merit international secondary school cherished him because of his handsomeness this attract him more presents.
Many have on different occasion asked him to be their boy friend while others keep sending text to him, these made Joshua think he was the most handsome being on the planet earth.

Joshua had many names which friends call him such as Don Smart, lover boy all these names always make him feel big this was how Joshua grew up from good to bad boy many of his teachers complained to him but he ignored all, before Joshua could get to JSS3 he decreased academically due to his less attention to his pursuit.

As time goes on Joshua became more handsome he can hardly being differentiated from a boy to girl he has a small sweet voice like the girls to all color to all these.

Joshua was gifted: He is a dancer, he can compose songs and he can perform any function on a peripheral device like expect.

Day after day Joshua became more notorious and troublesome, he paid deaf ear to many of those that questioned his sudden change.

In school he was insultive fearless arrogant and disrespectful to teachers, one thing that baffles the people is that despite his notorious and useless act he still maintain some of his good character like helping the poor encouraging the younger ones and respecting the elders these made the people believe that the sudden change was a supernatural some said that someone was behind Joshua unusual behavior while others belief he was initiated into secret cult.

Many withdrawn their children from associating with Joshua, people believe mostly that he has been initiated into a secret cult due to his strange change in character. The news spread like a wild fire to every nuke and cranny in Umuntu

Hmmmm this world is really funny
I mean really funny

Op, this thing you are complaining of
Is what is bringing issue between my wife and myself

Before she will allow me for just one round in TWO WEEKS, na war
I will have to beg her
Fight her
Or buy her gift before I can do my wife

Bro, I wish we can switch o

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dharay99:

doesnt "bunmi"
eva get tired of all dez rltnshp reports.?

Nawa o0.

that might be her calling na

dharay99:

harsh tag

don't take my space next time o

Hahahahaha funny
But the truth is that
No matter how dangerous they might be
Women still remain the sait of the world

That is the bitter truth

Read this

My cousin forces himself on me

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/my-cousin-forces-himself-on-me/#sthash.nQTkWgLE.dpuf

texanomaly:
Why is this in romance? Shouldn't it be in crime?

mail the mod for that

Good morning nairalanders

I heard this on radio this morning
So I chose to bring it, at least to see some funny comment

If you have the power to change just one thing (it could be anything)
What would that be?

For me, I will bring my mum back to life

Dear Bunmi, (vanguard staff)
From time to time, I spend the holidays with my mum’s elder sister and I used to get on well with my cousins. But early last year, I woke to feel the hand of my eldest cousin under my nightie.
I was so frightened though curious that I pretended to still be sleeping. After this, he tried to have full s.ex with me, but I pushed him off. Then he started being very nice to me, introducing me to his friends and giving me presents. I was having such a good time that when next he came to the guest room, I let him have s.ex with me. He now thinks he could do that any time he wants but I’ve told him to stop.
Recently, he’s been forcing me to have sex with him whether I like it or not. I enjoy the s.ex but I’m only 16 and he is my first cousin. How do I make him stop?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/my-cousin-forces-himself-on-me/#sthash.nQTkWgLE.dpuf

CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and
just as he was about to
remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call. The beans
I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiance was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells
signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly
fanned the air a few more times with my napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiance returned,
apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner
guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses.....If you were in her shoes, what will you
do?

FrancisTony:
Lmao!

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala hail from Anioma and she's proudly Igbo.

Even Amaechi you mentioned said he's Igbo.

don't mind those mofos
Okonjo-Iweala is from Ogwashi-Uku (my mother's town) and Ogwashi-Uku speaks no other language than IGBO

Abeg leave dem jare
Dem go just dey comment without research

itsoscar:
South south can never be part of Biafra....so u pipo should know ur boundaries. IMO,Enugu,anambra, abia n ebonyi.....mind u any act of including ss in ur greedy struggle will lead to war so u. pipo should go n make do with ur 5 states. As for me I'm just waiting for it to be announced so that i will locate any clean mansion that belongs to any ibo man close to me n inherit....God bless 9ja.

any IGBO speaking person in south south that does not believe in BIAFRA might remain a slave for life

I'm from Delta State, IGBO speaking part
I know my root because I know my history

Pls include ANIOMA to that your list
ANIOMA will soon become a state and the state will be under BIAFRA

BIAFRA I represent

For my side 'UBULU UNOR' in Aniocha south Delta
The bride price is not up to #1000 for outsider
And you will also buy other things like Abada, palm wine, drink, kola and other small small things

Even when a lady brought a white guy home for bride price
Na only #5k dem collect from the guy (dem even dey happy say dem don dupe the white guy)

Our girls are among the best you can marry
Believe me, you are about to marry the best wife so far

Cheers

naija1stpikin:
Happy bday sir

thanks man

My people,

I just want to thank God for adding another year to my years

For the first time
I want to ask Nairalanders to bless me (as a gift) by liking this post or a good massage


Happy birthday to myself (frainc)
Thank you all
Cheers

My people,
I'm not here to comment on the topic (forgive me for that)
But I just want to thank God for adding another year to my years

For the first time
I want to ask Nairalanders to bless me (as a gift) by liking this post


Happy birthday to me (frainc)
Thank you all
Cheers

kennyrony:
@OladeleNihi

thanks buddy

Abeg na who get dat guy twitter handle?

Jesusloveyou:
I am a curse to my family, buhari is a blessing to nigeria

fixed

jaybee:
GEJ & YOURSELF frainc ARE CONFIRMED F00LS; YOUR FATHER SINCE HAS NOT OPENED UP TO PROVE IT FOR HIMSELF.

Must you always think with your anu?

Please, who loss this fatherless dog?
Jaybee, I was thinking you are a human being
You just comfirm that you are nothing but a senseless and toothless local dog

I'm done with your type

moscobabs:
u never tell me the clueless is ur real father


bastard

if you have a reponsoble father
You won't call another person's father 'iddiiot'

If you have a good family
You won't call someone's husband an iiddiot

If your parents are good in training children
You won't have call mr president an iiddiot

Your comment shows that you are suffering from been train by a rejected prostitute

moscobabs:
ideeot did not do 5th year remembrance for the Great President Yar'adua

selfish Animal

your faa.ther is an ideeot
How do you feel?

In fact I wan sell my GOTV
Who wan buy
Lagos buyer should cantact me