₦airaland Forum

Is Buhari telling us that no one among the youth have what it takes to be in gov't?

Nigeria has become the corruption that corrupt the world

Even the SATAN cannot withstand our corruption

foriz4u:
Hmmm.... D comment I c here is totally discouraging and alarming and a call to national attention on building on the minds of graduates. Could it be that all dos commenting re kids or sth? Infact.... I fink NL should start making age discretion as childishness is now very common in here.
Back to the point now jare, OP there're tens of businesses u can do with 50k...a frnd once told me abt cattle raring with a starting capital of 25k, u can also go into importation, roasting of plantain, liquid soup making...lot more... I can link u up if u don't mind...just inbox me.

Ur case is very common. People have millions in their a/c with no idea on wht to use d money for and can't even help an idea wen someone comes begging

Pls what and what can I import with #50k or #100k?
Thank you

luthorcorp:
the worse part of madness is not knowing you are insane

and the worst sickness is when you start seeing everything around you as nothing.

I'm done with your type

Bonapart:
See what joblessness has caused so far

you call it joblessness?
If this news is from Canada or us, will you have call it "joblessness?

This is one of our local program that need to be promoted

When you promote your own, you promote yourself.

Obiodunukwe:
Is that the Picture of the bridge that they have been constructing for the past 6 years?

When will they finish this bridge?

Jonathan scammed we the igbos because we are gullible.

Why do we igbos need Zoogeria to build a bridge for us?

How can we want Biafra and at the same time also demand a bridge from the Zoo?

you are a yoruba man, I can feel it

PunkyVeer:
Proof please

that's Is the proof baby

PunkyVeer:
Because he's hot. Ha!

then I'm hotter

jonaifame22:
lol! Did u call her back?

no, I didn't
She Called back some days later

To cut it short, we met and what she said was "baby, do you know there is something we didn't do before we separate"

I ask her what could that be

She said "we separated without having a goodbye s.ex, I think that is not good enough"




(may your soul rest in peace STELA)

She's late now anyway so I don't want to say more on that. (hope u understand)

PunkyVeer:
I don't know about that lol

You are giving him too much attention,
I'm jealous ooooooo

Two years after we break up, she called and ask "do you know who is calling"

I answered "no" (I know she is the one)

Then she said "if you want to know me, call me back"

Madness fighting madness

That is nice,
If to say na white man land na, we will call it "creativity"

We will soon get there

I did and I will do it again

I saw the pain and the tears

Right from that spot I made her a promise to love her more.

But guys wey no get mind should not try it o (u fit faint)

After everything that day, the nurse on duty told me there was a day a man fainted while watching his wife in the delivering room.

otabuko:
To our own Nigeria?

no,
To they own Nigeria

Na ritual turn him down jo

Too much noise on this " war on corruption"
When will the noise turn to action?

Noise making party

If you can be proud of what you are doing
Then you are good to go

To me, your hustle look more real than our politicans

Blojob o, kick job o
Job na job

imsuboi:
I never really joined the bandwagon for this gator nonsense. I used to see it as one really childish thing.


Even till now, my opinion on this hasn't changed; childishly mediocre

"gator nonsense?"

Abi una no get money buy pressing iron den?

I believe the truth reason behind this relocating of BH prisoners to SE will soon show

The Nation is about to go down

More shock to come for APC

I don laff die with comment here
Una no go kill person
So papa BlueHary don turn to water nah

It is finished
Naija shut down

Some are just stupid and jobless here on Nairaland
What they do is to be moving from thread to thread looking for girls PIN or NUMBER to add

Imagine someone adding my pin and telling me he pick my pin from nairaland that I show him my picture

I told him I'm a guy like you so why requesting for my pic

His response was
"Oh sorry, I tort you are a lady"

And he deleted himself

So looking for girls on NET has now become job for some guys

When the news gets to Madam Joy who has been trying to find out the predicament with her son
at first she thought of what to do and later vowed to find out the predicament.

Madam Joy was endowed with the gift of setting dispute for people
So to know the truth, she carefully inspect her child untill she emerge with the truth about him
she claimed that her son had emulated a strange character but not secret cult she believe that the influence of his friends in boarding school add to it

 people mocked madam Joy that her son which was taken as the savior of the family is now far from the road of success.

One day Joshua had a dream
A dream of where he was on a mission to save some students from the satanic agents
in his dream, he fought tirelessly with the forces that appeared to carry the students.
a voice sounding so terrible was calling onto Joshua

     "Joshua! Joshua!! Joshua, Arise go and save my children bring them back from the agent for behold the time is near"

Joshua woke up very confused, seriously worried because he couldn't understand the meaning of the dream.

Again Joshua slept and had another dream
in that dream Joshua saw himself in the midst of demons, the demons drew closer to him, Joshua was frighten as a result of the fierceness of the demons, he needed not to be told that they are ready to tear him apart.

  "I think you are the only problem to our kingdom"
 said one of the demons,

 "I don't know what you are talking about please don't harm me" says Joshua

" ha ha ha ha kill him" shouted the queen of coast but before they could raise their sword against him, an angel appeared, the brightness from his garment was beyond description to the demons.

The angel opened his mouth and something like a pillar of fire came out and tormented the demons, the angel raised Joshua up but he was afraid of the glory upon the angel.

Then angel console him,

    "don't be afraid for I bring to you a message from the Lord"

 the angel raised his staff and commanded Joshua to go and save the people from the hands of the wicked

"save them from the agent of darkness for lo and behold the Lord is thy strength"

Joshua bow at the feet of the angel to reverence him but the angel resist him

" I am only steward in the house of the Lord as you are"

Joshua screamed aloud as he work up from the dream breathing and sweating profusely throughout the night he was sleepless reflecting on the interpretation of the dream till morning.

Early in the morning before 7:00am Joshua left the hostel without waiting for the breakfast he was very calm in the school his friend ask him the problem with him but he remained calm some of the teachers where surprise to see Joshua in such a quiet mood because he is always troublesome kind of person but none could approach him as a result of his insultive manners and his friend were amaze.

When the lesson for the day was over he went to scripture union (SU) fellowship for the first time since he came to the school.

After the sermon by Nneka an alter call was made and Joshua gave his life to Christ
the people in the hall prayed to God on his behalf, asking God to assist him remain faithful to his promise, while they were praying the spirit of the Lord came upon James and he gave those words to Joshua

"Arise go and save my people from satanic hands thus said the Lord of Host, Joshua was deeply troubled hearing those prophesy"

While must this words follow me everywhere, Joshua murmured in his heart oh Lord in you I rest my case, after the prayer James ask Joshua if they could be friends he accepted with interest, with James becoming my friend things can get better since it seems James know something about my predicament.

"James who told you those words you were saying when we were praying"
Joshua ask

I wasn't saying any words to you instead it was the Holy Spirit that talks to you.

" Does it mean that you are the Holy Spirit or at times you will turn to the Holy Spirit?" Joshua ask like a confuse man

No my dear, we are just instrument that the Lord uses to achieve his purpose but don't worry with time you will understand.

I have to find the secret and the source of this boy mysterious power Joshua thought within himself.

 "Joshua, see you in school tomorrow."
James said and he departed

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This is a christain story
Writing by NCEE CLETUS
And co-edited by myself (frainc)
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....NOW THE STORY.....





Good day dad!!!

   "Oh Sophie my daughter you are back"

   "Yes dad" she answered

  "How was your day girl?"
 
  "Fine dad" Sophie replied

 "What of your assignment on Barkassi peninsula, I hope you did well?"

 "Yes dad, mine was the best in the class"

  "sophie, you are already a historian, did you know that you have known the story of Barkassi Peninsula more than I do?"

 "Thank you dad, let me get off my dress I will meet you here or do you have any intension of going out now?" She asked her dad

 "Yes daughter, I will be at the parish meeting by 4.00pm.

 "ok dad may be at night you will tell me all you know about professor Uwabunkeonye Joshua the Nigeria Ambassador to Dubai, we received a letter that he will be visiting our school during the weekend.

 "Ah daughter, everyday you gave me trouble asking question on people's life and history, any way remind me after dinner I will help you" she promise

Ok dad

IN THE EVENING

 "Dad is already 8:30pm, so you need to tell me all you know about Professor Uwabunkeonye Joshua

Ok duaghter, do you have your writing material here with you?" He ask

Yes I have them.

  "What joy do you derive in disturbing me when am suppose to be sleeping or resting?dad complain

Dad I need the information to know where to start attending to human problem in the future". Sophie replied

Since you insist" he agreed

THE STORY

Joshua is the son of Mazi Uwabunkeonye Amadi.
Mazi Uwabunkeonye Amadi is a native of Umuntu in Ezeala Local Government he was in his early 50s before his death he was fair in complexion tall and slim. Mazi Amadi was well respected and feared throughout Umuntu community for his braveness; he hardly speaks without sitting down for long to arrange his words.

He was a Christian during his life time but his own Christianity can be regarded as a mere church member since he hardly attends church activities though he hardly to miss Sunday service.
He was married to two wives with eleven children; Joshua was the last child of his parent. He was fondly address as lastborn Joshua father died when he was eight years old, his mother madam Joy does all she can to make Joshua feel happy, Joshua is very handsome admired by almost everybody that came in contact with him.

He is brilliant and he always keeps innocent face that even if he killed someone you will hardly suspect him. Joshua grew up as a good boy respectful to the elders helpful to those in need but one thing about him was that he hardly change his decision, this made him entirely different from his sibling.

Joshua was known throughout his community as a good boy during his days in primary school but when he gets to secondary school he started dancing the tune of his friends whose influence affected Joshua negatively which led him to the possession of bad reputation. During his days in his JSS2 he had three girl friends as if that wasn't enough he kept applying for more. Most of the girls Merit international secondary school cherished him because of his handsomeness this attract him more presents.
Many have on different occasion asked him to be their boy friend while others keep sending text to him, these made Joshua think he was the most handsome being on the planet earth.

Joshua had many names which friends call him such as Don Smart, lover boy all these names always make him feel big this was how Joshua grew up from good to bad boy many of his teachers complained to him but he ignored all, before Joshua could get to JSS3 he decreased academically due to his less attention to his pursuit.

As time goes on Joshua became more handsome he can hardly being differentiated from a boy to girl he has a small sweet voice like the girls to all color to all these.

Joshua was gifted: He is a dancer, he can compose songs and he can perform any function on a peripheral device like expect.

Day after day Joshua became more notorious and troublesome, he paid deaf ear to many of those that questioned his sudden change.

In school he was insultive fearless arrogant and disrespectful to teachers, one thing that baffles the people is that despite his notorious and useless act he still maintain some of his good character like helping the poor encouraging the younger ones and respecting the elders these made the people believe that the sudden change was a supernatural some said that someone was behind Joshua unusual behavior while others belief he was initiated into secret cult.

Many withdrawn their children from associating with Joshua, people believe mostly that he has been initiated into a secret cult due to his strange change in character. The news spread like a wild fire to every nuke and cranny in Umuntu

Hmmmm this world is really funny
I mean really funny

Op, this thing you are complaining of
Is what is bringing issue between my wife and myself

Before she will allow me for just one round in TWO WEEKS, na war
I will have to beg her
Fight her
Or buy her gift before I can do my wife

Bro, I wish we can switch o