₦airaland Forum

is Admi is toilet or what? Man City is leading so please update o biko

gooooaaaaaallllllll Jesus Man City 2 Vs Madrid 1 we are citizen

we are citizen we are breakthrough this night

these guys will just enter Nigeria and start selling low quality stuff for us in high price
no be them fault na

Ilovebigboobs:
Sometimes I wonder how we bought this Clown for 70m+...he's way too Useless. He can't even save any shot!


14 out of the 47goals he conceded this season, He didn't move.

can you imagine, 70m+ for this basket
because he is white, can they buy a black keeper like? definitely no

Don't be surprise that this Buhari might even get shocked to know that this country's name is Nigeria

I love this type of news

Slymonster:
Clearly stated on the profile that it's a parody account na.

go back up and reread it
because he put "not GEJ? is that what you call "clearly stated"?
that someone is gentle does not mean he's stupid

I will never reject her proposal
she's damn hot
this is the type of older women i wanna have things with

we only focus on the foreign scene when it comes to stuff like this
are we not doing the same here?
are people not tying dogs in sacks like this here too?
we need to focus more on our own issues than bringing what we have no power on here

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As a Christian i am beginning to believe that Muslims are doing better than Christians on this racist stuff

in Islam, both white and black people will sit and worship together without hatred
but the reverse is the case in church
we are worst than the people we are preaching to

tell me you are looking for s*x mate randomly
with the type of picture you have on your profile, you want to evangelize to guys like me abi?
are you from Christ Embassy?

StarUp:
We know the numbers are more than that...

Now that government is about lifting lockdown to enable people go to markets between 10am and 2pm daily in Lagos, Abuja and Ogun...expect the numbers to soar...

#Staysafe

they are doing that because they foolishly refuse to do the needful by providing financial help to the citizens to stuck home with foodstuffs before locking down

Adaogwashi1:
Azungwu any problem with that sir?





I still remain Ada ogwashi

no problem at all I only wanna know, my mum is from Ogbenti Obi nice to meet you

Adaogwashi1:
Lagos and abuja






I still remain Ada ogwashi

please where in Ogwash-uku are you from

nairafame2:
A man of God, Pastor David Daniel has received the beating of his life after he lost concentration and tried to deliver a woman sexually in Lagos.

The Police at Ejigbo Division led by CSP Olabisi Okuwobi have rescued and arrested a 40-year old pastor, David Daniel, who reportedly went to conduct deliverance on a single lady in Lagos but started masturbating after seeing her captivating bums.

A report by PM Express revealed that the incident happened at Ailegun Road, Bucknor Estate, Ejigbo area of Lagos, where the lady resides and does her business.

The lady, simply known as Happiness, raised alarm and the neighbours, who heard her voice, rushed in. They reportedly joined hands and beat up the pastor before the Police went there and rescued him.

According to the victim, Happiness, she was in her shop when Pastor Daniel came and gave her prophecy about her family and her life generally, which she said were facts and she was convinced that he was a man of God.

She said Pastor Daniel went further and told her that he needed to go to her house to anoint it with olive oil since she just moved into the apartment and she accepted. She said it was when she got into her bedroom that he brought the olive oil and wanted to rub it into her private part. She reportedly resisted him before he asked her to get up and face the Bible. He was said to have moved to her back while praying; using his mouth to caress her bum.

“He asked me to pack my clothes tightly so that the shape of my bums will show and started praying. While he spoke in tongues, i looked back only to see him using the olive oil to masturbate his dick and later went to the toilet” she said.

However, after the encounter, Happiness said she realised that he was not a real Pastor but before then he had forced her to sow seed with money and collected her perfume.

She further narrated that after the prayers and the purported deliverance in her house, Pastor Daniel then told her that he wanted to marry and will making love to her.

It was such illicit move the next day to have s-x with Happiness that landed Pastor Daniel in trouble as he was thoroughly beaten up by the neighbours when she raised alarm.

Pastor Daniel is now being detained at the police station. He will be charged to court for his conduct.

https://pmexpressng.com/pastor-escapes-lynching-conducting-deliverance-lady/

one sided story

neweraomo:
Imagine this nuisance, zaga dat for your father in law

Father-in-law for girlfriend?

iHart:
Its not Nairaland that led to his arrest. If you read the full report, you will see that he has been under surveillance. His fraudulent dealing with Unatrac got him exposed, not his Nairaland post.

his Nairaland post lead the investigator to his twitter account (it seems his twitter account was attached to his nairaland profile)
And his twitter account lead to his IG account

sheedy407:
Sakamaje

original sakamaje see the skin of the woman that is in the prison who dey fool who

with the comments i'm seeing here, it shows that a particular tribe in this country will permanently remain slave and cowards too

when IPOB were protesting to release Nnamdi Kanu then , i know what most of this cowards were saying "kill them all, jail his ass, declare IPOB a terrorist group etc", but now the tune has changed because this protesters are northerners,
the cowards tribe is no more shouting "kill them, jail him or declare shites (or what is it call) a terrorist group, what I'm seeing now is "Buhari should release him na, please release him for peace to reign, we don't want trouble o"

listen to this
until there is equal playing ground, there will be no peace
until there's no more first class citizens or second class citizens, there will be no peace

joseph1832:
Nice. Perhaps they can do a collabo let's hear what it'll sound like.

It sure will be nice to see Beyonce dance gbe body e or soapy.

she feature in two different tracks from Beyonce upcoming album .........not only her though, and some other naija, Ghanaian and Cameroonian musicians

Barryseal:
What's the essence of getting married if you can claim a child who you haven't married the mother?
Ubulu and Ogwash-uku people don't do free promo giving their children away like that.
If you're married, you won't be saying this. Better ask an elder in your family.

"if you are married "? this is one of the reasons i don't comment on social media because you will end up arguing with a toddler
for your information i am a family man with kids, don't take everyone on social media as your mate
I'm done with you