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marlockj:
Loo



Weda pretty or not.

All girls are the same.

I have Neva seen a pretty pusssy, if u r black ur pusssy is also black Jst as chika ur house girl.

If u are fair you pussssy if fair Jst as nneka d saloon girl.

A preety girl or beauty queen has clitoriisss Jst as ur neighbor nkechi or house girl or ur girl frnd Ada.

Beauty queen pee And uses toiletries to clean it up,Jst as ur street girl.

Beauty queen fix hair,they Dnt have special hair Lik whites,you too fix.

Beauty queen deliver through the same place,evri girl deliver.

My question is what is special abt all this

I once dated one of the Beauty queen of 2010,then we in skool together.

She became a Beauty queen 2010 for ha state,And fail as Miss Nigeria. My question is I dated this girl before She became a queen,what's is special abt ha,Cuz She is n still d same as other girls.

As I speak we still talk,She tells Me what it took ha to win as state queen.

Wat is special abt ha pusssy.

brother you can imagine, if not that some of us are naïve, why would a lady take advantage of you,because she is beautiful, and so?

I have told a lot of them that, if they think that their beautiful body holds a water against me, then they are on a long thing..

Durentt:
sverwe. Dont quote me again.

you are suffering!

Durentt:
go nd watch por.n then

you and your friend halfrica bu ndi ara...

Durentt:
Now getout of here

this must be the 11th commandment*

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simplisity:
Varnity upon Varnity! All na varnity. There was a time wen 3310 was in vogue, now it is bygone, varnity. There was a time V-boot mercedez was in vogue, now it is bygone, varnity. There was a time Nitel phone was in vogue, now it is bygone, varnity. Jst be contented with d big or small u have, that is where fulfilled joy lies.

my brother

JanethEze:
Yaaaaay. My God has done it for me

always, so when do I come to see your mother, or perhaps when are you taking me to her

Ugomba:
Buhari, leave Arase alone..

abeg tell am..

JanethEze:
I don't own one, I just saw it with my friend one day.
Do you wonna marry me coz I see you talking about my bride price. Please o, hope u r serious because my mum has been disturbing me to find husband, lemme quickly go and tell her I've found one on Nairaland

you can go tell her, that's if you are the type of woman, that was made for me, and tell her also, not to high your bride price and yes am serious..

JanethEze:
69k

69k? Chai,that would be enough for me to use in paying your bride price, you know.. Anyways in 2 days time am having my birthday,so won't you be kind enough and gimme that beast as a birthday gift

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[quote author=JanethEze post=39650185][/quote]how much is the phone ?

vansly:
hello guys, its another week. sorry i didn't post games Sunday its because of church things but i ll start posting games this Monday. stay tuned

any success over the weekend ?

Great, and thanks to God....

Please any idea of how much, a test for genotype is?

Please you have an idea, of how much a check for genotype, would cost?

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha. Now you're just being straight up mean.

I can't help it.....

PunkyVeer:


And please keep a huge slice of cake for me

if you are coming to collect it, then I'll order for 1 for you, but if not, I'll make 1 and finish it....smiles*

PunkyVeer:
Wow ok. Well, all the best with whatever it is you plan on doing.

thanks.......hmmm! Its well..

PunkyVeer:
Lol, it sounds like you have an ace up your sleeve. Hmmm...

I do,''' yeah, its a big deal...

MizMyColi:
Oh my!
I thought I replied with "Done Sir"
My network hasn't been friendly.

I actually did pray for you, and passionately so.

Amen and thank you, aplenty......remain blessed!

PunkyVeer:
Lol, just go easy on the alomo. Promise? I'm sure you'll have a splendid time. Just have fun & celebrate.

I'm good.

yeah, promise* no worries, eh? Of course its gonna be the day, destiny is fulfilled......

MizMyColi:
Thanks.
I appreciate.
If it weren't for the moral support, I prolly would have felt down.
There's a saying that "after all is said and done, we'll remember, not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

Yeah, I saw your post on the thread.
Tbh, I don't blame you one bit. We all have our ways to process angst and however anyone chooses to go about theirs within acceptable limits is fine by me.

I saw the screenshots and I felt a tinge of regret. It made me rethink my past actions.
If these things came to light then, I prolly would have maintained my lane. All the same, these things happen for a purpose and I'm thankful for being an instrument of hope and succour at the time.

Well, it's all good.
People make mistakes, and everyday presents a chance to better our lives.

Exactly my brother!
What's the use when one'll feel bad after engaging in e-fights? No need, trust me.

Nothing much really.
I was simply reminded of my life's purpose as a peacemaker and minister of reconciliation, and how I'm to hold my peace because I happen to be among a people blessed with the gift of piety.
Anyone can say negative stuff and get away with it...just not us. We bless, even in the face of persecution.

Lol
Even if you see me lose my cool and take anyone to the cleaners, just know that I will have to go through a rigorous "flogging" to rid myself of such negative energy.
Sometimes, when I think of what it'll cost me, I take the easy way out.
I bless, forgive and pray for them.

I was expecting a reply from you, on my request, perhaps you thought I was joking??.well I take back my request...

PunkyVeer:
Awwwww. Anyway, happy new month to you too. Birthday things hey. It's a countdown until the big day.Well, I hope you'll have a blast. Be safe. Enjoy. And be blessed. I mean that from the depths of my soul

Amen to that, thanks I wish you the best too...
I won't have a blast, but I won't enjoy it without my alomo....how are you?

IYANGBALI:
yes now

wait when I finish drinking, then I'll tell something to you..

PunkyVeer:
Wags finger at you for boozing on a Sunday

hahaha* don't blame the man, blame the distance and the weather, you know.. And tonight I wanna have a sound,rare, unprecedented and a blissful sleep..smiles*




Happy new month, my dear, you are gonna miss a lot this weekend....its sad..

IYANGBALI:
no way. Her toto no clean and its already a borehole courtesy of people like you

ehn!

PunkyVeer:
I don't owe you answers. Go figure.

shhh? #IYANGBALI

IYANGBALI:
what is ok?are you a marketer?

and what if she is? you get plans? And by the way if your leg can carry you faster then you will, meet the small alomo remaining on my table....

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Durentt:
And how is dat ur bizness?? People pokin nosing into wat doesnt concern dem

you must be from Oyo state..

Trendishine:
first borns are very mature in their behaviour by default. N most are very enlightened

true.