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chucksbadt:
I saw a job post online for the position of an ICT Engineer in a firm called EXCEL LIFESTYLE. Since i haven't heard about the firm before, i decided to Google it, to my surprise i found nothing about them. Irrespective of that fact, i decided to go ahead and apply for the post. About 10 minutes after i applied, i got an invite telling me to come today(14/10/2015) by 8am for an oral assessment(i come be like God don answer my prayer today).

Fast forward to today, i woke up by 5am, did my devotion, had my bath and started rushing down to the venue(it was like an hour from my end). Got there by exactly 7:45am.

On getting there, the surrounding looked suspicious (all this old secretariat building that have been abandoned for years, very unkempt). I felt more relaxed when i met others coming for the interview. We were about 50 in number.

On being the first person to arrive, i was interviewed first by the supposed HR manager, she had this strict attitude. She asked me about my career objective on my cv, i paraphrased it and she was like i should give it to her word to word. Kindly said i couldn't. She asked some other questions and i gladly answered and that was it. She then said i should switch off my phone and not talk to anyone and wait for stage 2.

NOW THE MAIN GIST =>After everyone was interviewed by the woman, one guy (who claims to be a staff) came to lecture us for about 4 hours (at this point i was feeling very suspicious, because i have never seen this kind of lecture at an interview before). They even played videos for us on a projector.

In summary, after all the lecture (but i must confess, the dude is a smooth/sweet talker), the guy was like any one who is interested in being a public speaker like him should pay N6000. If your not interested go home. That was the end of the screening exercise.

Am a graduate, done with service. Currently work at a radio station as an ICT Engineer(Intern). Had to take permission from my boss to go face this crap!!.. God save this country.

I laugh!

MissTechy:
If you are very good, you can create pieces like this:
https://i59.tinypic.com/2wgx4y9.jpg
You like?

me like , draw me

MissGdope:
why are you always angry? Chill

I wonder!

akike:
Men act like fools.

Keep deceiving yourself

No be this world we dey wey a mistress go ask a man to send his family packing.

Receive sense o

been looking for you and I know I would find you here, now come take this sleeping pills, make your head rearrange.....

ZedX9:
[color=#150000]You're a hopeless fool.
If you were minding your damn business as you falsely opined, you wouldn't have bothered quoting me in the first place, son. . . Am I stunned by your exhibition of acute _stupidity? Of course not. Wasn't anticipating anything less from a degenerate _moronic _idiot with the IQ of a small stone. Go get some sleep boy, its obvious your excreta filled brain is rusty and exhausted.
Worthless entity.[/color]

you sef, like to speak English!

axortedbabe:
House of d rock ke hmmm..

leave her, na too much Amala and ewedu!

Tinubu, go and...........?

dakerabbi:
Abeg what's doggy style?

go ask your sister, eeh!

funkiebully:
My point is, igbo producers made them popular when they we're featuring them in nollywood films. These guys became popular and rich then started yorubawood championed by jide kosoko due to the tussle in leadership of actors guild.

This is known fact

yeah, bro, got was referring to your friend, the 1 you quoted..
And about the yoruba actors and them, been made popular by the igbo producers , so true..

ellahzy:
just negodu

gini Ka obu?

pretydiva:
Na person future wifey n mother b dis one so ...she's such a disgrace 2 herself n womanhood

preach!

funkiebully:
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Thunder blast off Ur oblong head, anu mpama!
Go ask olu Jacobs who made him what he is. Ask him why he always act Igwe.
U are a cretinous bastard!

and me never see him, act yoruba film?

funkiebully:
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Thunder blast off Ur oblong head, anu mpama!
Go ask olu Jacobs who made him what he is. Ask him why he always act Igwe.
U are a cretinous bastard!

and me never see him, act yoruba film

pinkiberry:
speak English jor . u think everybody in NL is Yoruba

and what is'jor?

funkiebully:
The above is incorrect.
U mean Clarion Chukwura is from Anambra and the father is Sir shina Peter?

read, again Oga...

femi4:
Yes now....she be Edo girl

not edo......

missKiffy:
Am as surprised as you are, never knew she's not yoruba

she said it, her self that she is not yoruba...

emusmith:
Haba, c'mon bae

you don't loosen her nut!

akike:
Pele

éwu!

akike:
Pele

éwub

Vinshu:
Oh I'm serious and I'm not aggressive. I am actually gentle and reserved but hate when men feel important.

yeah, so women don't feel important?

teamchocolate:
@ frakdon, u sef go isale eko and say Lagos is no man's land.... Shebi u too get mind..

make we try??

oluwaSmith1:
they are just greedy set of human. What's their vote during the election. Have forgotten when they are busy giving Goodluck votes and all the praises?

And as Biafra, they should just forget that, They can't get it.

you dey here dey talk as if 1 of the greedy us wants to marry you, you no go run follow am!

CreampieAngela:
arent you aware that Heeebos are the most confused and dumbest set of humans on the surface of the earth ?
In one instance they want to break away from Nigeria, in another instance they want political positions in Nigeria

this thing you typed here, go out look into any igbo person's face close to you, and tell him/she this!
Shebi, you get mind?

anibi9674:
abegi d okada man did not do anything for you rather he did for his hausa speaking brother.

and some of us, can not open eyes read and understand before commenting, look as some are jumping, up and down....

francizy:
OP, the bike rider didn't do it for you, he did it for his brother. By the way, meet him in time of crises, then if you come out alive, I'll believe what you preaching..

you can imagine oo. Ah!

you guys bargained N100 with the first bike rider but unfortunately the bike's chain cut and the second bike man you stopped asked you to give the N100 to the first (okada rider) which you did? so how is that free of charge?

ahnie:
Dont mind them,all talking and no do.yu know i had to strap my lil2 Bae on mah back and went in search of their pseudo kerosine,only to be told by one shorty attendant that,madam forte oil asaba branch doesn't sell kero.jex imagine the lubbish.

wait for your turn

Fratello:
It is N50.
| Save typing shii you know zlich on.

that's 9ja for you, something happened for back, next you go hear na for front e happen...
They sold kerosene for N50 last week

ahnie:
Dont mind them,all talking and no do.yu know i had to strap my lil2 Bae on mah back and went in search of their pseudo kerosine,only to be told by one shorty attendant that,madam forte oil asaba branch doesn't sell kero.jex imagine the lubbish.

their kerosene was sold for N50 last week

Martins301:
Forte Oil that promised to sell kerosine for N50 and effected the policy on0he pages of newpapers ONLY. Tiwa Savage u are repping a lieing company.

they sold their kerosene for N50, where me dey..

MissOpeyemi:
Tiwa Savage Exp0sed Her Priv@te Part Again On Stage


http://downloadwapaz.com.ng/2015/09/12/tiwa-savage-exp0sed-her-privte-part-again-on-stage/

I don't want to see Tiwa, exposing her private part, have seen it before....twice, now I wan see your own..
Make we know!!