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firstking01:
Morning.

morning! Say wetin? I know what your plans are, opening this crap of a thread, I thought you to be smart and capable, enyi, I say it again you dey fall hand...


well I understand, but I pity your victim...

Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone!

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too?

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant this is the funniest
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut?

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen

and so?
Wetin make we do, and how is that a problem to the universe?

firstking01:
This is one aspect of my being i hate


Just fighting so hard to put myself together....really been decades i felt this hurt, and this is why i hate bringing out my heart to love any girl

just look at your self, guy you fall my hand, abeg go sleep..

Monalisa185:
[b][/b]

please, do you mind if we talk privately, there is something I want to confirm from you?

Monalisa185:
linusella

is that another type of lie?

Anything the matter?

I am not guilty of any, I mean why person go enter bathroom 5minutes the person still dey baff...

And you should have indicate that number (2) is specially for the ladies or what has shampoo got to do with me bathing?
Monalisa185

ChidinmaRose:
English = Zero

clap for your self, you got the attention you seek...

Onye mpi anya ..
English teacher

Monalisa185:
@the bolded...

its amazing though, that after your stay in the north, you are so good with the English language, you know, I was expecting you, maybe to murder the language with 'gworo' chewing intonation..smiles*

where did you stay in the north,by the way?

Monalisa185:
okay, what are you talking about? I do not have an idea...

yeah, I did English in school.. nah, not in Awka.

don't worry about a thing....



No surprise about that, English language and your mouth/brain is just like 5 and 6...

Alright, I thought you are.

missbronze:
Have been doing well. thanks

yeah, do you mind if I call you by the weekend?

missbronze:
The one that is annoying most on this issue of love, is the crazy circle of it.


You love person.., person no love you back.


You no love person..., person come dey over love you.


why can't we love and be loved in return?
Why is mutual love so difficult to come by?



I am beginning to lost hope in that word "mutual love".

hmm!
well, nowadays you hardly find mutual love, because some of us are so not patient enough and lacks understanding( maybe pretending we lack understanding) don't lost hope though.
How have you been doing?

Monalisa185:
begging for an understanding? hehehehe, seriously? oya goan read it again....so if I open a thread about pregnant woman, that automatically means I'm pregnant and begging for an understanding? weldone sir!

well, pictures can portray anyone anyway, it's only when you've seen someone physically that you can be sure of what pictures are portraying!

nodded..well, let's say you are right, because we have not met for me to know what type of woman you are..but i sure know what I am talking about, you too know what I am talking about..

you did English in school?

you are right, about the picture stuff...well, shrugs* make I no wish to see you physical...
you are in awka?

I dey come..

[quote author=Europija post=44443434][/quote]east Europe and you are looking to marry a Nigerian?
Why?

Monalisa185:
my dear, I've not been online on Facebook for quite a while, as a matter of fact, my account there is as good as abandoned, I'm a lot more active here... buh once I check in, I'll send a request..

fall your hand? how?

you have not been active there, abandoned account, yet you refer there to me?

well I hear you.

Monalisa185:
@ the bolded, you kidding me right? well, lemme enlighten you..

if you know who/what you are and you are not proud to admit it to anyone, then you have a serious low self esteem...

if you know who/what you are and can admit it, then you have no business with "low self esteem"..

forgive me, Buh I don't know what "low self esteem " is doing in your write-up..

by the way, why do you always fight with "comma(,) each time you type? you and the thing get beef?


really? I look different? how so?

I wasn't talking about the word 'short' but some of the things you listed, there you were sounding like you are begging for an understanding...you go like to dey fight....and biko how many plates of English you dey chop in a day? Smiles*

you see that comma I have been trying to stop typing that sh!t but my finger, always goes there.....

Two of your pictures that I have seen before you look fair, and light but here you look tick and with a chocolate skin colour?
English teacher, see ya Yankee..hahaha!

Europija:
.....Not being lazy but waisting time in wrong person....u can read my.topics..

ah, it is not late, just free your mind and be for ready for any man that comes....
by the way, which village in ibadan you from?

segcymoor:
Sir many things on my head o.
Do remind me of d conservation

yeah, I thought as much. Its about the aluminium windows?

I have been waiting you know, right? Monalisa185

Why don't you just tell me what you have in mind, or think, you know that I am expecting to hear from you?
please don't fall my hand.

segcymoor:
Master's closet

still waiting to hear from you? please don't forget.

Monalisa185:
maybe because I'm short as well... and yes, it's quite funny



@dp, yes

you are short?? you saying that, makes no sense, at all...
because you are implying that you been short, then you have low self-esteem..well!

you look different, there really..
What were you doing there?

Monalisa185:
to OBAMA

no, I think at this present time, buhari would forever appreciate having you close to his ears, always...
How are you doing?

Tkester2:
America is not silent, the truth is that during the war America was busy with Vietnam and it distracted them from what was happening in Naija, so they left britain to handle it. But most unfortunately that time we didn't have a decentralized media as we have today, so most jurisdictions of the world didn't know what was happening.

But thankfully today we now have IT at our finger tips, and this something Bihari and his co almaji.ri don't understand. Do you know Nigeria specifically sent her high commissioner to Britain to ask the British govt to deregister RB but Britain declined their request, this is just to tell you the world we live in now.

Just recently Huffington post in U.S. Carried Biafran news in their cover page, and you know who owns Huffington? The Jews. I'm beginning to see a lot of alliances come into play in this issue. IPOB says they will resume their protests and only this time it will be transmitted live, I think these people are laying some land mines for bubu.

The days ahead will be filled with surprises.

and about the huffington post, it was posted here last week, some mumu mod, hid or removed it, hmmm...
some people are still living in denial, in this modern time, we shall see...

spyder880:
How can I forget my people, anytime I can, I will bring in outside expertise, just keep reminding me bro.

no wahala, thanks a lot..

I'll keep in touch, often..

well done! Happy new month..

spyder880:
....... And so we land in Umuahia

Welcome to our pages once again, we are gathering here to document our works in yet another building project. We have a contract to handle the rest of the stages in the completion of this building pictured below. Details of the project are as follows;

Project: Completion works for a duplex building in Umuahia
Location: Umuahia, Abia state
Client: A nairalander
Contractor: Tigerkenn Homes Ltd

My men just arrived this site a few days ago, work is already starting out, everything is planned to give this house a unique, yet fantastic completion towards making it, A HOME.

Welcome.

I admire your way of working, please no forget us?

Monalisa185:
if you met her, and after a few days you decide to ask her out, she might ask you for enough time to try think it through, considering the fact that she barely knows you..

But, if you've known her for quite a long time, probably on a friendship level, and you guys have grown fond of each other, once you decide to ask her out, you should get a straight answer on the spot, except of course, she's a confused fellow, who probably doesn't know what she wants..


by the way, this your "TOAST HER".... she be bread?

special adviser to..............? Smiles*
you dey make sense a lot, and I tell you, if I use that your sense , I go top Forbes richest list....

Monalisa185:
lmao, wetin person no go read for this Nairaland? use super glue or sellotape and hold the mouth for the mean time na...

how wicked can you be? Eeh monalisa..

Hahahaha..wahala, see wetin enter your head?

This is some how funny, and I wish that I would say something on this, but I don't think its necessary..
how did you come to the conclusion, that its what short women understands, by the way?


Is that you in the dp?

Rip bro.
I saw this, this evening on my way home....

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joey150:
well but to fit in well in social media you need more pictures..say 4 or 5. Excpet your not really into chatting and meeting people.

you are right, I do have some pictures there, yeah, I am not a social kinda person, but when I spared a time for you, I'll do my best..

joey150:
lol.. Bros you sef change picture na..

Yeah they wanna check you out from all angles to see if your loaded oh.

abi, so she fit help me offload am, nah...
Well she is(was?) on a long things..

Who pictures don, help?