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Romance / Re: Advise To Girls Sending Unclad Pictures To Guys (A Must Read) by Francon(f): 11:46am On Aug 30, 2016
A lady once told me of how the boyfriend took record of the s-e-x they had. She said even though her face didn't show, she deleted it after the act. I laughed at her and said she wasn't smart. She didn't understand. So I told her there were other places the video might be at that moment. She doubted and I proved to her with my phone.


Some days later she revisited the boyfriend. Had access to his phone and went straight to what I showed her. Lo and Behold what she deleted was in another file that automatically duplicates your uploads when using a mobile data or WI-FI grin grin grin That was how I saved her.


Whenever a guy ask me any sex related discussion, I always have a handful of replies. For example:

Boy: Baby, what are you wearing?
Me: The full armour of God

Boy: I'm feeling cold
Me: Try and cover yourself with the blood of Jesus or better still drink coffee or take cigar

BOY: Are you wet?
Me: Yes because out of my belly shall flow rivers of the living waters

AND MANY MORE

Your dry bones (Preeq) won't rise again. It will die a painful death.



Girls should just stop entertaining these clowns that remembers them when they are hor ny. If you can't keep a secret, don't expect someone else to keep it for you. Anything that leaves your territory will be shared. The earlier you take note of this, the better.

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Sports / Re: Government Policy Stopped Us From Paying Siasia – NFF Head Of Media by Francon(f): 11:39am On Aug 30, 2016
hungryboy:
aunty wetin carry devil enter dis Mata nah?

You didn't read the second version grin
Sports / Re: Government Policy Stopped Us From Paying Siasia – NFF Head Of Media by Francon(f): 11:35am On Aug 30, 2016
God Punish Devil and punish those that won't let me reap the fruit of my labor.

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Travel / Re: Motor Accident Along Lokoja-Abuja Expressway (Graphic Photos) by Francon(f): 11:25am On Aug 30, 2016
Ministry of road and transport should better address this. Road safety officers should step up. This is becoming scary.
Celebrities / Re: Dancers Welcome Patience Ozokwor In Kumasi, Ghana To Win Souls For Christ(Video) by Francon(f): 9:06am On Aug 30, 2016
Mama G what accent is that? I love it though
Romance / Re: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by Francon(f): 8:59am On Aug 30, 2016
stephenonyx:





Lol. Na d event make u dey quote bible like dis?....nawaooo


Wetin make go do na? No be to dey declare the word of God! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by Francon(f): 10:53pm On Aug 29, 2016
Congratulations to them. I tap into the unmerited favour. Amen

Proverbs 31:

10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.

12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.

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TV/Movies / Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander by Francon(f): 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2016
Pascalville:
u could do that dear... email me any of ur social media contact for better chat.


I actually deactivated all. Email me your contact please.
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Timaya's Daughters, Emmanuella And Grace by Francon(f): 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2016
Like seriously? shocked shocked shocked

How did they come about? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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TV/Movies / Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander by Francon(f): 8:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
Pascalville:
aww rest on my shoulders


Don't wanna soak you with my teary glands cry
Crime / Re: How I Was Robbed This Morning By A "One Chance" Syndicate by Francon(f): 4:13pm On Aug 29, 2016
so sorry
Crime / Re: How I Was Robbed This Morning By A "One Chance" Syndicate by Francon(f): 4:11pm On Aug 29, 2016
Change

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Romance / Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by Francon(f): 3:46pm On Aug 29, 2016
freshcvvs:


Only pointing out the other scenario and not if it was wrong or right.


Ok.... But no matter what, having extra marital affair isn't healthy.
TV/Movies / Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander by Francon(f): 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2016
Pascalville:
yea am doin perfect... Wash ur eyes off.. A great week lies ahead.. smiley


It is beyond washing of eyes cos tears have become my food. All I do is cry. cry cry
Romance / Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by Francon(f): 2:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
freshcvvs:


What if she was the one doing the starving?


So the best way to get satisfaction is to nack another woman?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Invited Me To His Church, What The Pastor Said About Him Shocked Me by Francon(f): 9:26am On Aug 29, 2016
lol


This prophesy reminds me of Mark 16:17


SIGNS AND WONDERS SHALL FOLLOW THEM THAT BELIEVE

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Elendu’s Child Dedication In Lagos (Photos) by Francon(f): 9:25am On Aug 29, 2016
prettysolid:
So u are a fellow faddy Babe. Were u in green house too


Once a feddy babe, always a feddy babe grin grin grin
Career / Re: Learn From My Mistake-make Hay While The Sun Shines. by Francon(f): 9:22am On Aug 29, 2016
Such is life. I don't regret my choices. I can only learn from them.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Prepares For Get-Involved Initiative (photos) by Francon(f): 9:17am On Aug 29, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Lies lies lies
She is with POTUS 1st Lady as we speak.

Why do I feel this photo looks like either past pics or photoshopped? Na only you be the media wey dey report am with no link. In PEJ's voice Continue
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Prepares For Get-Involved Initiative (photos) by Francon(f): 9:14am On Aug 29, 2016
I cant be fooled

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Romance / Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by Francon(f): 8:54am On Aug 29, 2016
Stay faithful or stay flirting


CHOOSE THE FIRST THAT YOU MAY LIVE LONG



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That thing by his left looks like an extention socket. I just hope he wasn't electrocuted. I noticed he has a cut on his chest. It looks fresh as well. I feel sad for your madam. You will starve her of sex and be acting ashawo for one disloyal side chic.

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TV/Movies / Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander by Francon(f): 8:51am On Aug 29, 2016
Pascalville:
honey so so sorry i fell asleep.. Good day and how re u


I woke bright. Though my eyes are reddish. Hope you are fine. Have a great week.

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Agriculture / Re: Jigawa To Export Goats Soon by Francon(f): 7:52am On Aug 29, 2016
Any importation from the east is banned. It is okay oh. As long as they are satisfied.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Elendu’s Child Dedication In Lagos (Photos) by Francon(f): 7:48am On Aug 29, 2016
Congratulations to Snr Uchechi Elendu. I'm proud of who you are and who you have become. Looking at you now, I can only thank God for the beauty that radiates all around you. You made my stay in FGGC OWERRI worthwhile. I love you kiss kiss kiss

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TV/Movies / Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander by Francon(f): 10:13pm On Aug 28, 2016
Na wa... E no follow
TV/Movies / Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander by Francon(f): 10:12pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville
Politics / Re: Okorocha Holds Thanksgiving To Mark His Return From Abroad - Photos by Francon(f): 10:10pm On Aug 28, 2016
Okoro don repent
Culture / Re: Throwback Photo Of Emir Sanusi As A Boy by Francon(f): 10:09pm On Aug 28, 2016
Good for him
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Fakes Pregnancy With Ballon (Photo) by Francon(f): 8:59pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
anytime dear.. Am always here for you

Thanks for your TLC
Pets / Re: 100 Lawyers To Defend Joachim Iroko Chinakwe by Francon(f): 8:54pm On Aug 28, 2016
fredola77:


shocked shocked like seriously! Ure cuming? shocked shocked


Na so lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: Jeremiah Omoto-Fufeyin Punches A Demon Spiritually At Christ MercyLand, Warri by Francon(f): 8:52pm On Aug 28, 2016
Lol
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Fakes Pregnancy With Ballon (Photo) by Francon(f): 8:51pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
am so so sorry bout ur loss darl.. Be strong,everything will be alright.. Hope you are feeling better... Stay strong... So we can be good friends. cry


Thanks for condoling with me at this grievous time. I will be fine.

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