₦airaland Forum

PunkyVeer:
Just as long as there won't be any hurt feelings, I don't see how it wouldn't work. An open marriage. The perfect solution.

QatarPlayboy:
Slumber? the last time i checked, slumber is synonimous wit sleeping. so hw come am currently nt just online bt also posting comments when am sleeping according to u? use another word in place of "SLUMBER" sweetheart.

PunkyVeer:
Why?

Btw, sounds like a groovy arrangement. We can each go out & meet at the door with few questions asked.

PunkyVeer:
Why?

PunkyVeer:
That's all good just as long as he won't mind me having a side entertainment of my own. Two can play that game.

Trinxie:
I didn't ask.

Trinxie:
Lilian's Friend: Lilian darling, i'll arrange a really good makeup artist for your wedding.
Lilian: Never mind dear, my mother-in-law's twin sister's cousin's aunt's dog owner's grandpa's wife is a makeup artist(kinda)
(on wedding day..........)

PrettyHausaGirl:
Nope. Just a music columnist.

mcyemite:
thirded

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

nickkylawve:
proudly second child I still gt 70% sense

rejoicebae:
,,it seems lyk there aint really nice pple on nairaland,,tnx guys so far for yr comments#sobs#runs awtta thread#(need yr prayers tho#prayer point is,,[color=#006600][/color]UnIZIK SECOND LIST AINT comING OUT WITHOUT OP'S NAME ON IT)tnx guys in anticipation.

rejoicebae:
Gwdmawnin dearies,,am 17+,,wen ah was 15,,one cute dude approached me and asked me awt,,ah was filled wid much delight and fantasy den,,was infactuated wid him,,didnt know wah luv was den,,buh ah told him dah ah wud date him as soon as ah turn 18, dah mum wud kick mah ass if i date den,,nd he agreed nd said he wud do anyfn for d gurl he loves.
Wen ah turned 17,,ah fell for anoda guy whox currently mah bfwend,,,fwends m turnin 18 oon dec,,wah do i do,,aw do i tell him widawt hurtin him cos hez been remindin me of mah 18th bday,,pls help!

batulakarada:
I don't know and neither does 90 percent of Nigerians.

kristie26:
he looks local

Holuwakemmy16:
I prefer meek mill here coz he look responsible compare to kcee

MzVixy:
Thanks you!

Kjking:
this is what happens wen a kid gains access to the internet

sinaj:

sinaj:
I think u got fixated during childhood

Mikkyboy008:
All blushed up.Someone once told me sense of humor and I came out From the same womb,2 seconds apart
And Yea,ur right.Durex is a battery alright..Same way ruff ryder is also a musical group..i dont know if they've got any homonyms

Estharfabian:
"" taken by the holyghost!

wtfCode:
thats actually what i wanted to type.