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swisscarter: and most of all YOU WILL ENJOY A VARIETY OF CUSTOM ROMS LYK A BUFFET
dats all!

wat do u mean by dis,?

swisscarter: thats my p4

how is d ba3 performance n memory capacity of p4?

am now considering gionee p4, tecno f5 with m3 ba3 n infinix zero......plsss wat r d demerits of each of these phones n which would be d best deal

swisscarter: gionee m2 with 4200mah ba3....up to 24hrz or more with heavy usage

which one else other dan gionee m2?

swisscarter: small sim nw....smaller dan d regular size

dey have
mini sim-micro sim-nano sim (used by iphone)

so I can't use my previous sim on d micro sim slot unless I buy a new micro sim?? and were n how can one get d micro sim?

swisscarter: You have innjoo i2
Gionee p4
Tecno F5
Gionee p2s
Opsson d1
Gionee M2(21500)

bt i presently use a gionee p4 cuz it has good camera quality,so many custom roms, quad (4)core processors, 1gig ram, 8gig Rom, 4.5 inch screen nd i bought for N16500

which of these has d best battery lifespan

swisscarter: sim 1 is micro sim bt sim 2 normal

hw can a quad core processor lag neva

wat do u mean by micro sim?

epoxide: 4gt that infinix first... specifications = gr8.
ba3=wack.....no matter hw good the ba3 is , 1920 isn't enough

is d ba3 as bad as dat of tecno f5?

darlingnuel: Infinix zero would be the surest bet!

wat r d specifications and price?

swisscarter: You have innjoo i2
Gionee p4
Tecno F5
Gionee p2s
Opsson d1
Gionee M2(21500)

bt i presently use a gionee p4 cuz it has good camera quality,so many custom roms, quad (4)core processors, 1gig ram, 8gig Rom, 4.5 inch screen nd i bought for N16500

am considering gionee p4, hope it doesn't lag wen playing HD games. can an external SD card b put in it? and r both sim slot for normal sims?

plsss what's d best android phone I can get with N20000. plsss I need ur suggestions with reasons, specifications n price. I was considering tecno f5 but I heard d battery is poor.

Sparrow13: And what make's them expensive ?

d extra botanical name given to it

interviewer: if u have enough money, can u retire?
frank: yes, I can retire, at least no need to come to work. I want enjoy the labour of my fruit....the fruit of my work....the work of my...........

he is just too funny. his facial expressions alone engages u into ur laughing gear.

cannot just stop laughing after watching Frank donga interview series. let's share some funny moments from his interviews.

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FOOL FINDER: Make sure HIGHYO sees this trust me he'll give you the preaching of a lifetime.

who is highyo??

Abbey2sam: @ bold, it's actually an hausa phrase "uwar"
Meaning mother,"uwarka" is like saying your mother in hausa language, the five finger mean your mother, you can just stretch your fingers without saying a word, it means your mother

shege means bastarrd

hmmmmmm.....wat of Dan-iska?

profjingo: U worwor sotey rain no gree fall ontop ur face

lol

lwkmd...we rily get original ajekpako for here ooo...how many people remember dis:
who mess na olu, olu say teacher, teacher say don't worry na my class people mess am, tooz!!!

weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

lmaooo....person wey dy go yab dis one go just dy cry blood ooo.

Ijeawele: -See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!!

truly dos were gud old days. were u go yab someone e go dy cry lyk pikin.

I just thought of some crazy tins I did as a child, and I could help but laugh wen I remembered those moment wen u challenge someone to a yabbing(cursing,insulting) competition. you will b like:
- ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot.
-d tallest man 4 ur village dy use ladder climb maggi.
-u mess, all d fishes for river die.
- dy give u beer, dy give me fanta, I drink n said dis fanta is fantastic, u drink n said dis beer is beerbeerstic......and so on, I just can't stop laughing.
let's keep d list rolling if u had such childhood experience....
- u mess, d mods moved dis thread to front page. wow!!! front page at last. i dedicate dis to all d people dat were victims to yabbing n dose wey dy yab sote dy cry. anyway such is life, those r d moment dat made childhood memorable.

3. One I learned on here. The male giraffe will
continuously headbutt the female in the
bladder until she urinates. The male then
tastes the pee and that helps it determine
whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it’s
business time.
I find dis very amazing.

1. If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die.
Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
2. The critically endangered Kakapo bird has a
strong, pleasant, musty odour which allows
predators to easily locate it. Hence, it is
critically endangered.
3. One I learned on here. The male giraffe will
continuously headbutt the female in the
bladder until she urinates. The male then
tastes the pee and that helps it determine
whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it’s
business time.
4. Abalones (a snail) have 5 assholes.
5. Banana Slug joysticks. First off, a banana slug
can be 6-8 inches. The slug’s erect penis be
just as long. Also, their joysticks emerge from
their heads. After s*x, banana slugs eat each
other’s joysticks. They’re also the mascot of
UC Santa Cruz.
6. Dead people can get goosebumps.
7. A full head of human hair is strong enough to
support 12 tons.
8. The blood from a human erection has enough
blood to keep 3 gerbals alive.
9. The word “facetiously” contains all 5 vowels
and “y” in alphabetical order.
10. The national anthem of Greece has 158
verses…
11. Dragonflies have shovel shaped joysticks so
they can scoop out their rival’s sperm.
12. Honey does not spoil. You could feasibly eat
3000 year old honey.
13. There was a ten foot tall ape called
Gigantopithecus that is now thought to be
extinct. The fossil record also indicates that
they most likely buried their dead, which
indicates a cognitive level that only one other
ape possesses.
14. There are more possible iterations of a game
of chess than there are atoms in the known
universe. It’s called The Shannon Number,
here’s a wikipedia article about it
15. If you were to remove all of the empty space
from the atoms that make up every human on
earth, the entire world population could fit into
an apple
16. Duck vaginas have developed “dead ends”
over time to protect them from being raped by
other ducks.
17. The song Coconut (“She put the lime in the
coconut, she drank ‘em both up…”) has only
one chord in the entire song. It is the only
song without any chord changes to reach the
Billboard Hot 100 chart. It reached #8 in
1972.
18. The average blue whale produces over 400
gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only
10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
Happy Swimming!!! :-)
19. A mantis shrimp can swing its claw so fast it
boils the water around it and creates a flash
of light.
20. That completely blind people don’t see
blackness, they see nothing.
21. Llamas are born with an extra pair of fighting
teeth that they use to bite off other llamas’
testicles making them the only fertile male in
the group.
22. Only Asian people have black hair. Every
other supposedly ‘black’ hair colour is
actually really dark brown.
23. The Indonesian Mimic Octopus can not only
change colours, but will mimic the shapes of
other animals, like the flounder, poisonous
lion fish, and sea snakes.
24. One species of jellyfish, Turritopsis nutricula,
are immortal.
25. A blue whale’s penis is 11 feet long.
26. Cats sleep for 70% of their lives.
27. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes and a male
lion mates up to 50 times a day.
28. male elephants sometimes use their penis as
a 5th limb.
29. The brain named itself.
30. Mozart wrote a canon entitled “Leck mich im
Arsch,” which translates as “Lick me in the
arse.”
which one dy very unbelievable?? n which u lyk pass??

he's just too legen*wait for it*dary

Idrismusty97: I was here and i am the first to comment.In case my account is deactivated, i am Idris Mustafa AKA Idrismusty97. I am not a NOBODY!!.

lol

Ziona Chana is the head of the world’s largest
family with 39 Wives, 94 Children and 33 Grandchildren according to the Reuters.
This man just remind me of the bible passage dat says go ye into d world n multiply.
ONE WORD FOR THIS MAN.

pls I nid 2 hear ur views on this

I am writing this not to question God about anything or doubt his great wisdom, cos d bible says dat d ways of God r not d ways of men n God does his things in a mysterious way. 1 cor 1:25 says dat d foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom. But some times i can't help but wonder "wat was God thinking then?". There r these times when I read d bible, I wonder why will God do this or allow this to happen or didn't he foresee this?, since he knows everything about d future. Such things like:-
The creation: why did he throw Satan to earth? Did he not foresee that man will surely be deceive by devil n eat d fruit?
Why was d law created since it was by it sin came?(romans 7:7-12)
Then some actions in which I wonder d extent in which God get angry e.g why will God kill uzzah who out of reflex action was trying to prevent d ark from falling?(2 Sam 6:1-7).
There r other times too in which God seem foolish. But like I earlier said, I am not trying to question God or said that he is foolish, but I just want us to share our views on these n share some of those moment in which u had such thoughts too.