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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by gbaskiboy: 9:03pm On Dec 16, 2013
Oyibo man ask u hw do u do? U reply gbogbo wa ladudu ni naija... They ask u to buy family biscuit u go call all ur family.... Childhood tinz can't just 4get it...... Aje borra dey miss die

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by crisycent: 9:04pm On Dec 16, 2013
U mess nepa take light
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by kstyle2(m): 9:05pm On Dec 16, 2013
U fall 4rm 100 storey building...nothing hapn 2 u but ur pant make gwolugwolu
U mess,akpu fly gate come dwn
Imagine make ur size no size u
Ur mama get bush road 4 toto(God 4giv me 4 those kids i said dis 2)

Criously,wats evn funny here...n i liked it dat tym
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by henryblaze25(m): 9:09pm On Dec 16, 2013
U and your brother wear the same pant, una begin sing d same d same pant


See your tum tum belle like skaliwawa
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by PrettySleek(f): 9:15pm On Dec 16, 2013
With ur black yansh like devil tom tom
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by scholes23(m): 9:18pm On Dec 16, 2013
U mess all d fish inside river niger do common entrance na only titus wey pass.
U drink kunu, u dry belle 4 sun
U drink petrol, u run pass molue
Motor jam u 4 corner, u say na corner kick.
D fastest man 4 ya village dey run 100metres 4 frying pan
U mess Arsenal win Bayern Munich
U mess Arsenal win treble
U mess ASUU call off strike
U mess 5 akara form voltron
Ur guy name na sunshine morocco african broken bottle your mama your papa animal
2 kuli kuli attack ur village, nobody escape
U mess akpu fly gate, akara catch penalty

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by pappilo(m): 9:19pm On Dec 16, 2013
Hello Mr Vaseline
Mo jarun meji lobo iya
Mo fi kan toku gba penarity
Thank you

Tirin tirin wonu obo iya e laiye

Skesi lobo iya e

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 9:20pm On Dec 16, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin...I love y'all. Una funny wella
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by demolaprof(m): 9:20pm On Dec 16, 2013
Bak in d dayz. Ur yansh black like tom-tom factory
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 9:27pm On Dec 16, 2013
Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by OrlandoOwoh(m): 9:28pm On Dec 16, 2013
-U no be thief but anytime you pass something dey lost.
-With your tear tear knicker kike Etiaba.
-U dey bombolo ciger.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Glocee(f): 9:29pm On Dec 16, 2013
U mess all d fish wey dey inside river say ' o di mma ' .
See as u short like our headmaster blue biro
see ur face like devil signboard
see ur teeth like isi egburu egbu

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by YOMITEWIN(m): 9:31pm On Dec 16, 2013
You dey craze, u dey mad, u dey poponlo ciga, u go marry opolo, opolo go giv u belle

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by freecocoa(f): 9:50pm On Dec 16, 2013
Sylvyangel: u grew up in d east?
In the north.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by swtxt(f): 9:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
Ours sounded more like intercontinental balistical mesidiated baboon, medicated intete, born by mistake, go and brush your teeth before talking to me... Funny thing is, till date, I don't still get what " medicated intete" or "mesidiated" ( is that even a word?) means grin another really stewpid thing we used to do was open a dictionary, get any 'big word' and add any animal, voila! A new yab is born grin grin grin case in point "flabbergasted baboon" cool rotfl

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by emorse(m): 9:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
Soreza: Wot sort of childish topic is this, shocked,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii
Bros/babe no vex. I think I have an idea of what childhood was like 4 u.
BTW, you drink petrol s'hit fire!
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 9:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
beebee5000: Damn I feel nostalgia

I have some
You mess five akara form voltron.
you sh1t here, sh1t there you dey find the one wey resemble you.
see your bend bend leg like bendel state.
you mess all the fishes for river Niger shout halleluyah.
It's been a long time time can't remember more but it was fun those days grin grin grin

Brov, you stole those 4m me. grin
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by loveabletd(m): 10:00pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lolxx, i love this thread,,,,,,,, u mess kulikuli wear canvass........u mess akara wear coat..........u mess all the fish in the water say odinmaaaa.....motor jam u, u say nah ojoro......u fall down from cocoa house nothing do u ooo but ur pant caght fire,,,,,lolxx 1995
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 10:00pm On Dec 16, 2013
weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngoziigrin
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now


You be real pickin. Tear koko
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by sarzwizard(m): 10:02pm On Dec 16, 2013
1.a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool, I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong? 2.Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when. 3. I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time. 4. I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless huh? 5. Teaching ur own mother how to use nairaland is like willinly signin ur own death warrant. 6. Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips. 7. UCH:: says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by emorse(m): 10:05pm On Dec 16, 2013
packman: [size=20pt]NOW YOU WANT ME TO CATCH FUN WITH THIS SHIT undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

AFTER 500 FAMILIES ARE NOW HOMELESS

AFTER A 15 YEAR OLD KID WAS BEING INTO SLAVERY TO AN ANIMAL

AFTER STUDENT STAYED HOME FOR 5 MONTHS (YA SMILES)

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT THAT THOUSAND OF GRADUATES ARE ON THE STREET

AFTER THE FACT THAT BILLIONS GET MISSING EVERYDAY

AFTER KNOWING THAT NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE NOT PLANNING FOR THEIR FUTURE

AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THE POLITICAL GREED IN THE NATION

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT OF OUR RELIGIOUS AND TRIBALISTIC DELUSION

AFTER THE FACT THAT 2015 WOULD BE ANOTHER SELECTION ARENA (ELECTION I PRAY OOOO YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT)

AFTER THE FACT THAT G.E.J IS A CLUELESS AND AN ABSOLUTE RETAARDD


YEA I AM GLAD HOPE YOU VERY GLAD ALSO angry angry angry angry angry angry angry[/size]
Kill yourself you hear?! Like all these started today.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by AbuMikey(m): 10:10pm On Dec 16, 2013
weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngoziigrin
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now



Nostalgic! cry

Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Rejoice5000(f): 10:13pm On Dec 16, 2013
If you kill big insect na Babangida u kill.each time i see big fly i will be running up ad down to kill it when i succeed i believe then Babangida is dead,when i did not succeed i will went and tell my mum that i spare Babangida's life today.LOL
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by eaxes: 10:13pm On Dec 16, 2013
U̶̲̥̅̊ dєч mad
U̶̲̥̅̊ dєч crase
U̶̲̥̅̊ dєч bobo ciga
U̶̲̥̅̊ dєч sholokotor
U̶̲̥̅̊ dєч licky ma yansh
Ekpa olodo mai mai granut cucky ijebu
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by officialmsright(f): 10:15pm On Dec 16, 2013
Never really understood the language and they knew that's why they never used English. I knew they were yabbing me but I would just be standing there looking at them. SMH its good to speak your language sha. cry
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by eaxes: 10:16pm On Dec 16, 2013
U̶̲̥̅̊ mess e n☺ make pine e n☺ make poo pangolor say tupetu
U̶̲̥̅̊ mess akpu fly gate
U̶̲̥̅̊ mess all the fishes in ∂ sea say "arε̲̣̣̣̥ ψє safe"

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 10:17pm On Dec 16, 2013
lwkmd...we rily get original ajekpako for here ooo...how many people remember dis:
who mess na olu, olu say teacher, teacher say don't worry na my class people mess am, tooz!!!

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by emmybliz(m): 10:18pm On Dec 16, 2013
Dz ones are upgraded : you get two(2) left leg. Your bow leg start from ya waist. Your father tie rappa dy find pocket. Your mouth odour get serial number. For more: like dz ones

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by scholes23(m): 10:23pm On Dec 16, 2013
emorse:
Bros/babe no vex. I think I have an idea of what childhood was like 4 u.
BTW, you drink petrol s'hit fire!

Looooolllll!!!!!
This is what I call 3 pointer
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Yemzy6(m): 10:25pm On Dec 16, 2013
Ur face lyk mama kebi frying pan....ur yash lyk cabin biskit...u dey crazy u dey bonboro ciga
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by uncleck: 10:27pm On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=packman][size=20pt]NOW YOU WANT ME TO CATCH FUN WITH THIS SHIT undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

AFTER 500 FAMILIES ARE NOW HOMELESS

AFTER A 15 YEAR OLD KID WAS BEING INTO SLAVERY TO AN ANIMAL

AFTER STUDENT STAYED HOME FOR 5 MONTHS (YA SMILES)

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT THAT THOUSAND OF GRADUATES ARE ON THE STREET

AFTER THE FACT THAT BILLIONS GET MISSING EVERYDAY

AFTER KNOWING THAT NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE NOT PLANNING FOR THEIR FUTURE

AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THE POLITICAL GREED IN THE NATION

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT OF OUR RELIGIOUS AND TRIBALISTIC DELUSION

AFTER THE FACT THAT 2015 WOULD BE ANOTHER SELECTION ARENA (ELECTION I PRAY OOOO YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT)

AFTER THE FACT THAT G.E.J IS A CLUELESS AND AN ABSOLUTE RETAARDD


YEA I AM GLAD HOPE YOU VERY GLAD ALSO
so after knowing all these what? If you like sacrifice your happiness for the sake of 9ja, life continues. Kpata kpakpa you die young, and no body will even remember you.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Festorich(m): 10:27pm On Dec 16, 2013
U mess agbu fly gate,
I mess e make puuu, u mess e make phileyee...

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