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“My brother, e ku exchange rate oh.”

“Excuse me?”

“I am greeting you. I am saying how are you and the exchange rate palaver. The dollar wahala.”

“So, that is why you are saying e ku exchange rate. Is something wrong with you Yoruba people? Must you turn everything into a form of greeting?”

“You are insulting me?”

“I am making a statement”

“Meaning?”

“Any serious matter at all, you and your people must turn it into something else. E ku exchange rate? What kind of greeting is that? Yoruba will say e ku election, e ku democracy, e ku change, e ku ana, e ku gbogbo e, gbogbo e, e ku democracy. I am tired of answering you people and your cynical greetings.”
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/02/the-naira-dollar-blues-by-reuben-abati.html

Dont have any comment on this since we all dont know the criteria used.
Just wanna wish everybody happy sunday,May God pick up our calls and bless our hustle and bustle this new week.
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An Internetpreneur,Socio-political analyst,New media expert and a Dj
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They call me a multi tasking guy
An Internetpreneur,Socio-political analyst,New media expert and a Dj
See my signature for more

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They call me a multi tasking guy
An Internetpreneur,Socio-political analyst,New media expert and a Dj
See my signature for more

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See 12 Misused English words:https://www.nairaland.com/2959713/12-misused-english-words

1. Alcohol does not make you high but drunk.
Drugs make you high while alcohol makes you drunk , therefore, it is wrong to say you are high when you take alcohol

2. Still yet can't be together, therefore it is wrong to say "I apologized to him still yet he refused to forgive. It ought to be " I asked for forgiveness yet he didn't forgive me" or I asked for forgiveness still he didn't forgive me



3. Extreme end can't go together, you have to use them separately. E.g I went to the extreme end of the mountain, it ought to be "I went to the extreme of the mountain" or I went to the end of the road
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/02/12-misused-english-words.html

Note Don't get this twisted cos I'm not trying to say that being short is a stigma. It's just the discrepancy between the short and tall dudes

Lemme keep the ball bouncing


10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life of Short Guys

1. They are seen as being Troublesome

Yoruba people often say, "eyan kukuru bilisi" meaning "short people are stereotyped aggressive and troublesome". Though I don't know if this is scientifically proven but evidence has it that they don't give up in arguments, they are temperamental people, they won't hesitate to use cutlass on you when they go angry especially when you intimidate them by your height. This notion sometimes make ladies decline us which can be so frustrating

2. Ladies mainly consider Money before dating Short Guys
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/02/9-ways-ladies-frustrate-life-of-short.html

“While his hit single “Sisi Eko” is still topping Radio charts & making waves on the street, Lams Records Singer/Songwriter “Subzilla” collaborates with Alaga Ibile “Reminisce” & Alhaji “Tekno” on the Remix of his well accepted tune “Sisi Eko”. Expect this Remix to take over the industry.
Produced by Debbiekillz. Get your speakers and sound this great tune.
Check on it below and Share your thoughts.”
Download:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/02/subzilla-ft-reminisce-tekno-sisi-eko.html

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No matter how ladies pretend about hating sex, they fantacize about it, they wait for it; and look for it because all humans are born with primal sex urge.

This is because in today's progressive society, ladies are scorned for their choices especially when it comes to keeping their virginity, therefore, they all pretend (both virgins and non virgins) they are not interested in sex at all.

Don't tongue lash me cos I'm not trying to say that every virgin wants to get laid, but as a general rule, the point is that sexual urge for intimacy is a respecter of nobody

Having said all that, let's get to business
1. The "Reborn Babes".
These ones aren't really biological virgins but are virgins because they have given their lives to Christ. Just like a sinner who gives his/her life to christ (old things are past away )

2. The Ugly Babe
This one lacks opportunity because of her ugliness and poor taste in fashion. Though beauty does not in any way have anything to do with a lady being a virgin, but research and sampling has shown that when a lady is extremely ugly and has poor taste in fashion, she's likely to be a virgin because she's most likely to have few or no male suitors (this ascertion is open to criticism anyway )
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/02/10-categories-of-female-virgins.html

See why Tiwa Savage is the first lady:https://www.nairaland.com/2939652/truly-tiwa-savage-first-lady

It’s been a long wait for listeners of natural musical voice especially from lovers and fans of her, Tiwa Savage R.E.D. album came as a surprise to all music lovers, never did we know it will come so soon, the pregnancy period was an addition to her family life but a hard task on her career, we were all grateful to God when we heard of her safe delivery, but with the tasking challenge of her taking back her crown which she has just taken the step in doing that with R.E.D. (Romance, expression, dance).

What a better way to start than with Adura(Prayer) to God to listen to his children and accept our plea, save us from this evil world, not even the so called Politicians, Pastors and Imams can save us but only God can do that without asking for our returns.

Knock, Knock, bang, bang who is that? it’s me your lover please open the door to your heart, knock, knock enjoy the very best the Valentine season by knocking on your lover heart, continue the banging until he or she open its, this track fits perfectly to pass across the message of love this season to those you longing to occupy their heart, telling your lover not to go for another love, that you their lover is at hand, that after wandering across this world just knock and see him or her open the door.

Carried away in the euphoria of the reggae country Jamaica with key to the city featuring Busy Signal you will be left asking am I on to Bob-Marley himself? Never will you decode you are on to a Nigerian damsel that has gone extra miles to deliver a world class reggae with the content of Dance in R.E.D. passed across, truly it shows she owns the key to the music city in the black continent, thought only Patoranking can flow in reggae not until I listen to Key to the city and its blazing remix.

We don’t need to drag on it, all the blessings we possess comes from baba God, if we start to expatiates we may be stalked here, counting it, we may be short of numbers to quantify his blessings, now she is running the city we the help of baba God, inexpressible words, dance for baba God, drink on Tiwa bills because we have nothing but short of problems.

There are several queens in palaces but none is equal to a single first lady of any republic, Ooni has several queens in his fold, Onibadan possess bevy of queens but none can quantify the First lady of Nigeria, so also we have several queen in our industry but none can match up to the African first lady status quo.

Hope for the barren in Kolobi, that after the up’s and down that may have surrounded the fruitless that soon they will rejoice and joy will attend to their plight, just believe and it will be achieved, Kolobi, celebrate all will be well, don’t be depress mountains, road block, traffic congestion on your path will be cleared and take time to count the blessings of life.

To lovers make time for your loved ones, stay by their side always, don’t make them regret loving you, mend their broken heart and never try to break it, do what you do when you are all over them, stay with them and create time, accept blame, know the problem, no one is perfect, always say you love him or her and then express it.

Say it, say it all, say it out, if and only if is burning in you inside and you can’t control it all and your wish shall be granted don’t keep it in you say it loud, a romantic message for lovers hiding their feelings for one another.

It’s your Birthday celebrate by turning up, tweak it down and jump up in the club, pop champagne, it’s your day.
You taught you are the baddest right Before nko, we all need someone to hold us tight, somebody to treat us right, that will defend our right, love us day and night.

Yes, it’s a brown new track, brand new album, brand new dance on a brand new day, don’t dull join the crew see Standing ovation as they look keenly on our dance, let’s dance, let us dance Yes, let us dance, Shoki, Azonto and shakitibobo all together let’s dance, Tiwa oga madam, the ingredients of the track is a complete one, see as the fat and thin ones is winding it down on this.

Legendary love song for music lovers with the legendary 2face, yes no be small thing, we all want love in one way or the other no doubt about that, if it’s me that you want, if it’s love that you want, there is only one condition attached to that love me hard hard hard till you won’t love me no more, you don’t have to say the word LOVE just show it and it will profess itself, tell your lover what they want and what they want to hear, EXPRESSION of love at a high glance, love her jeje, love her tender, love hard is a no retreat no surrender love, January to December don’t play with your love, love like never before, scatter ground for her.

When you rewind how well you started your love, every day will be like valentine, you need no prophet to tell you it’s a true love, it makes you smile, it melts your heart and ignite more passion of love in you, remember the feelings the very first day you noticed and gaze at your lover, also remember love is always sweet like wine and that gets better with time.

Yes, more is still expected from her as the entertainment industry in Nigeria keeps growing as the day goes by, but What else do we expect from her than a very good Vocal Delivery, world class Original content, sonorous voice like a bird, first class beat by those who knows the names of every beat, listenable rhythm, one in town lyrics, excellent breath control which she readily administers in R.E.D.
Do we actually give a damn about what the haters opinion is about us, definitely capital NO, their opinion doesn’t pay bills and does not count.

Are you not entertained simple yes or no?

@Adedo2un_Fran6
Is an Internetpreneur, socio-political Analyst and a big fan of the First lady TIWATOPE SAVAGE.
Cc: lalasticala, ishilove, airforce1, tosyne2much, onila, prettythicksme

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It’s been a long wait for listeners of natural musical voice especially from lovers and fans of her, Tiwa Savage R.E.D. album came as a surprise to all music lovers, never did we know it will come so soon, the pregnancy period was an addition to her family life but a hard task on her career, we were all grateful to God when we heard of her safe delivery, but with the tasking challenge of her taking back her crown which she has just taken the step in doing that with R.E.D. (Romance, expression, dance).
What a better way to start than with Adura(Prayer) to God to listen to his children and accept our plea, save us from this evil world, not even the so called Politicians, Pastors and Imams can save us but only God can do that without asking for our returns.
Knock, Knock, bang, bang who is that? it’s me your lover please open the door to your heart, knock, knock enjoy the very best the Valentine season by knocking on your lover heart, continue the banging until he or she open its, this track fits perfectly to pass across the message of love this season to those you longing to occupy their heart, telling your lover not to go for another love, that you their lover is at hand, that after wandering across this world just knock and see him or her open the door.
Carried away in the euphoria of the reggae country Jamaica with key to the city featuring Busy Signal you will be left asking am I on to Bob-Marley himself? Never will you decode you are on to a Nigerian damsel that has gone extra miles to deliver a world class reggae with the content of Dance in R.E.D. passed across, truly it shows she owns the key to the music city in the black continent, thought only Patoranking can flow in reggae not until I listen to Key to the city and its blazing remix.
We don’t need to drag on it, all the blessings we possess comes from baba God, if we start to expatiates we may be stalked here, counting it, we may be short of numbers to quantify his blessings, now she is running the city we the help of baba God, inexpressible words, dance for baba God, drink on Tiwa bills because we have nothing but short of problems.
There are several queens in palaces but none is equal to a single first lady of any republic, Ooni has several queens in his fold, Onibadan possess bevy of queens but none can quantify the First lady of Nigeria, so also we have several queen in our industry but none can match up to the African first lady status quo.
Hope for the barren in Kolobi, that after the up’s and down that may have surrounded the fruitless that soon they will rejoice and joy will attend to their plight, just believe and it will be achieved, Kolobi, celebrate all will be well, don’t be depress mountains, road block, traffic congestion on your path will be cleared and take time to count the blessings of life.
To lovers make time for your loved ones, stay by their side always, don’t make them regret loving you, mend their broken heart and never try to break it, do what you do when you are all over them, stay with them and create time, accept blame, know the problem, no one is perfect, always say you love him or her and then express it.
Say it, say it all, say it out, if and only if is burning in you inside and you can’t control it all and your wish shall be granted don’t keep it in you say it loud, a romantic message for lovers hiding their feelings for one another.
It’s your Birthday celebrate by turning up, tweak it down and jump up in the club, pop champagne, it’s your day.
You taught you are the baddest right Before nko, we all need someone to hold us tight, somebody to treat us right, that will defend our right, love us day and night.
Yes, it’s a brown new track, brand new album, brand new dance on a brand new day, don’t dull join the crew see Standing ovation as they look keenly on our dance, let’s dance, let us dance Yes, let us dance, Shoki, Azonto and shakitibobo all together let’s dance, Tiwa oga madam, the ingredients of the track is a complete one, see as the fat and thin ones is winding it down on this.
Legendary love song for music lovers with the legendary 2face, yes no be small thing, we all want love in one way or the other no doubt about that, if it’s me that you want, if it’s love that you want, there is only one condition attached to that love me hard hard hard till you won’t love me no more, you don’t have to say the word LOVE just show it and it will profess itself, tell your lover what they want and what they want to hear, EXPRESSION of love at a high glance, love her jeje, love her tender, love hard is a no retreat no surrender love, January to December don’t play with your love, love like never before, scatter ground for her.
When you rewind how well you started your love, every day will be like valentine, you need no prophet to tell you it’s a true love, it makes you smile, it melts your heart and ignite more passion of love in you, remember the feelings the very first day you noticed and gaze at your lover, also remember love is always sweet like wine and that gets better with time.
Yes, more is still expected from her as the entertainment industry in Nigeria keeps growing as the day goes by, but What else do we expect from her than a very good Vocal Delivery, world class Original content, sonorous voice like a bird, first class beat by those who knows the names of every beat, listenable rhythm, one in town lyrics, excellent breath control which she readily administers in R.E.D.
Do we actually give a damn about what the haters opinion is about us, definitely capital NO, their opinion doesn’t pay bills and does not count.
Are you not entertained simple yes or no?
@Adedo2un_Fran6
Is an Internetpreneur, socio-political Analyst and a big fan of the First lady TIWATOPE SAVAGE.

While some artistes have been able to churn out hits after hits, others have courted fame with just one hit and faded to oblivion.
And although they might have released singles after their hits, it just wasn’t going to pull through and over shadow their one time banger.
Everything from hip-hop, to Galala, hits by TY Bello, Olu Maintain, Konga and pop classics by Djinee and Jodi. Enjoy!

1. Bigiano – Shayo
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/02/11-forgotten-but-alive-nigerian-one-hit.html

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Guys get insecure about all sorts of things in a relationship. His insecurities aren't your fault, but if you're both honest about them, you can figure out ways to move past them together. Here are some reasons he might be feeling insecure.
​1. He doesn't think you make enough time for him. There's nothing wrong with wanting your space or having a job that forces you to travel a lot. But if he wants to see you more and you're not sure how much time you should be investing in a relationship, ask yourself this: "In the time I spend not seeing my boyfriend, could I hypothetically be spending time with a secret family that I have across the country?" If the answer is "yes," then you can probably spare a few more hours a month.
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/01/7-reasons-he-feels-insecure-about-your.html

Baba God abeg reason my matter, pick my call and let me blow, but no be by bomb oo, na fame and wealth i mean, if say na all dis yeye ladies dey destroy my fame fight them with Mayweather blow

Guys get insecure about all sorts of things in a relationship. His insecurities aren't your fault, but if you're both honest about them, you can figure out ways to move past them together. Here are some reasons he might be feeling insecure.
​1. He doesn't think you make enough time for him. There's nothing wrong with wanting your space or having a job that forces you to travel a lot. But if he wants to see you more and you're not sure how much time you should be investing in a relationship, ask yourself this: "In the time I spend not seeing my boyfriend, could I hypothetically be spending time with a secret family that I have across the country?" If the answer is "yes," then you can probably spare a few more hours a month.
Continue:http://www.jagabanng.com/2016/01/7-reasons-he-feels-insecure-about-your.html

How will that change d lives of average Nigerians,u can as well ask Dasuki to do that or Nurse Metuh

Yoruba mothers will b like: ha o ti baye omo mi je,agabalagba yi baby

Secondary or tertiary virgin

Leave Bag for Alhaji jare

Leave toothless ranting for YBNL

Leave igbo for YBNL Leave packaging for MAVIN

Abeg leave Osunbade for vp