I think so

afanide:
Is she going to school with that Bag

Earlier today. Emanuella flies with captains in India

Saturday Jokes from Freda With Nigeria

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Who would have thought make-up could do this? The accident

Making a joke out of a car accident is not something that happens every day, but that’s what twitter user @hellocojo did.

The woman, who’d been sitting in the backseat of a car, had her face thump into the head support of the seat in front of her when the accident happened, leaving a rather large print of her perfectly-done make-up.

The accident’s force saw her face crash into the front seat head support and create this print

The print perfectly outlines her cheeks, nose, https://fredawithnigeria..com.ng/2016/12/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none_71.html

Wow

freesinzu:
Yeah, with a nice grey jacket to go with it.

Guys Would You Let Your Woman Go Out in This Outfit?

I saw this on TheNet.ng about a question being posed and i decided to ask the question here.

A twitter user sparked the emotions of many when he asked the question based on this plunging outfit worn by an American artiste Cardi B.

American artiste and reality star, Cardi B, who’s not new to controversies, posted a sexy photo of herself dressed in a very plunging-necked velvet bustier and matching designer boots and one twitter user, @rolltide916, decided to ask ‘fellas’ if they’d be okay with their ‘girl going out like this’.

So now let’s me pose this question. Guys, would you be okay with your woman going out dressed like this?

Please we are not curse o, i dont know if you are cursed from where ever you are coming from

Francis95:
Cursed country

Throwback Photo Of Simi Before The Fame

Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye professionally known and referred to as Simi.

Simi started her career as a gospel singer, (which can be seen in her picture below, it been snapped in a church).

Jamb has cancelled posting of students to various institution.

A letter on the jamb portal by the Registrar Prof. Dibu Ojerinde to all tertiary institution VC, Rector, Provost explaining that JAMB has withdraw the 2016 candidates admission list sent to various institution for screening.

The examination body on Sunday explained that the decision was to ensure that the Senate of Universities perform their statutory responsibility of conducting the selection of candidates and refer it to JAMB for confirmation in line with the admission criteria of merit, catchment and educationally disadvantaged states as directed by the Minister of Education, Alhaji Adamu Adamu, at the policy committee meeting.


The list has also been removed from JAMB website

Comedian Crazy Clown Shares younger picture of himself. check it out

Then who is this, isnt this Lagbaja

Emekayoung:
This is the real face of the mysterious african Nigerian artiste whom has been in the music industry wit his face masked for decades.
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The man and his companions sit down at a table and a waitress walks over to them to take their order.
"I'll have a 16oz Steak with all the trimmings and a bottle of champagne." The man says.
The waitress nods and turns towards the ostrich, who seems confused.
"Oh! Uh, I'll, um... I want, uh, I dunno, uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, I'll just have what he had."
Writing down the order again she looks to the cat.
"Yeah I'll have the same. But I'm not paying for it! I won't pay a single penny." He said as he turned his nose up at her.
The waitress smiles and walks off to the kitchen. She appears again later with three huge meals and 3 bottles of champagne.
After the man and his companions finish their meals the waitress returns to the table to ask him if there was anything else. The man said no and she went to fetch the bill.
"That'll be £166.95 please."
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out £166.95 exactly in cash and places it in the waitress's hand.
Her eyes widen as she looks down at the pile of cash and change in her hands. She looks up at him in amazement.
"How could you possibly have the exact money ready for me?"
"Oh thats a funny story actually, I found an old lamp the other day. After I rubbed it a Genie promptly popped out and proclaimed he could grant me three wishes." Explained the man.
"And?" Urged the waitress.
"My first wish was to always have the exact money in cash readily in my pocket whenever I needed it." Said the man, triumphantly.
"And the second and third wishes?" Inquired the waitress.
The man pauses briefly and looks to his companions.
"I wished for a dumb bird with long legs and a tight pussy."

List of AMAA 2016 Announces Nominations

Nominations have been announced for the 12th edition of the Africa Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) scheduled to hold on June 11, in Port-Harcourt, Rivers State.

The president of this year’s AMAA jury, Shaibu Husseini, announced the nominations in 26 categories at a media event yesterday.

According to Husseini, AMAA received over 420 films from filmmakers across 25 African countries of which 250 feature films and eight short films were nominated by the jury.

However, competing for the best film slot are Dry (Nigeria), Ayanda (South Africa), Tell Me Sweet Something (South Africa), The Cursed One (Ghana), Fifty (Nigeria), Eye of the Storm (Burkina Faso), La Pagne (Niger) and Behind Closed Doors (Morocco).

Husseini disclosed that AMAA received nominations from Cape Verde, Gambia, Morocco, Uganda, Togo, Burkina Faso, Ghana, Cameroun, Mali, Ethiopia, Niger, Kenya, Algeria and Egypt, including Nigeria and expressed satisfaction about the quality of the films.

“We are very happy about the quality of works that came into the competition this year and it gladdens our heart that every year the objectives of the awards are being achieved with film makers in Africa and beyond upping their game,” said Husseini.

1. EFERE OZAKO AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST SHORT FILM
1. Encounter – Nigeria
2. Le Chemin – Cote De Voire
3. Blood Taxi - Nigeria
4. Meet The Parents – Nigeria/Canada
5. Nourah The Holy Light – Burkina Faso
6. Ireti – Nigeria
7. Life of Nigerian Couple – Nigeria

2. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ANIMATION
1. The Pencil – Burkina Faso
2. The Peculiar Life of a Spider – Ghana
3. Funsie Fast Fingers – Nigeria
4. Lazare Sie Pale – Burkina Faso

3. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DOCUMENTARY
1, My Fathers Funeral – Cameroon
2. Nollywood – Nigeria
3. Tchindas- Cape Verde
4. The Fruitless Tree – Niger
5. Runs ‘I too Seek The Horizon’ – Nigeria/UK
6. Camera/Woman – Morocco

4. OUSMANE SEMBENE AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FILM IN AN AFRICAN LANGUAGE
1. Brotherhood Eye – Mali
2. Bala Bala Sese – Uganda
3. Missing God – Nigeria
4. Cursed Treasure – Ghana
5. Wako – Uganda
6. Daggers of Life (Agbe Fe Akumehewo) - Ghana

5. MICHAEL ANYIAM OSIGWE AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FILM BY AN AFRICAN LIVING ABROAD:
1. Lambadina – Ethiopia/USA
2. Skinned – Liberia/USA
3. LAPD African Cop – USA/Nigeria
4. Boxing Day – USA/Nigeria
5. MONA – Nigeria/UK

6. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIASPORA SHORT
1. Lines - USA
2. Raptors - USA
3. Across The Track - USA

7. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIASPORA DOCUMENTARY
1. Can You Dig This- USA
2. America’s Blues - USA
3. Spirits of Rebellion - USA

8. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIASPORA FEATURE
1. America Is Still the Place - USA
2. Ben & Ara - USA
3. Luv Don’t Live Here - USA

9. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN PRODUCTION DESIGN
1. The Cursed One - Ghana
2. Soldiers Story - Nigeria
3. Ayanda- South Africa
4. Missing God - Nigeria
5. Out of Luck- Nigeria

10. AMAA 2016 ACHIEVEMENT IN COSTUME DESIGN
1. Eye of the storm
2. Oshimiri
3. The Cursed One
4. Ayanda
5. Soldiers Story

11. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN MAKE-UP
1. Oshimiri
2. The Cursed One
3. Missing God
4. Soldiers Story

12. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUNDTRACK
1. O-Town - Nigeria
2. Tell Me Sweet Something – South Africa
3. The Cursed One - Ghana
4. Hear me Move – South Africa
5. Le Pagne- Niger

13. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN VISUAL EFFECT
1. Hear me Move - South Africa
2. Oshimiri - Nigeria
3. silly Movie – Nigeria
4. House Arrest – Uganda
5. Soldiers Story – Nigeria

14. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUND
1. Eye of the Storm- Burkina Faso
2. Fifty - Nigeria
3. The Cursed One - Ghana
4. Behind Closed Doors - Morocco
5. Falling - Nigeria
6. Rebecca- Ghana

15. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMATOGRAPHY
1. The Cursed one
2. Eye of the Storm
3. Ayanda
4. Tell me Sweet Something
5. Fifty

16. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN EDITING
1. Behind Closed Doors
2. Rebecca
3. The Cursed One
4. Eye of the Storm
5. Hear me Move

17. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SCREEN PLAY
1. The Cursed One
2. Tell me Sweet Something
3. The Visit
4. Eye of the Storm
5. Beyond Blood

18. AMAA 2016- RIVERS STATE GOVERNMENT ENDOWED AWARD FOR BEST NIGERIAN FILM
1. Beyond Blood
2. Dry
3. Fifty
4. Missing God
5. Falling
6. O’Town

19. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST YOUNG/ PROMISING ACTOR
1. Nyanso Dzedze – Hear Me Move
2. Ophelia Klenam Dzidzornu – The Cursed One
3. Zubaidat Ibrahim Fagge – Dry
4. Ifu Ennada – O’Town
5. Eve Esin – Oshimiri

20. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
1. Joseph Otsiman – The Cursed One
2. Uti Nwachukwu – Breathless
3. Abidine Dioari – Eye of the Storm
4. Adeolu Adekola – Taxi Driver
5. Kenneth Nkosi – Ayanda
6. Thomas Gumede- Tell Me Sweet Something

21. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
1. Thishiwe Ziqubu – Tell me Sweet Something
2. Maureen Okpoko – Missing God
3. Ijeoma Grace Agu – Jimi Bendel/ Taxi Driver
4. Bontte Modiselle – Hear Me Move
5. Nthati Moshesh – Ayanda
6. Linda Ejiofor– Out of Luck

22. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
1. Oris Erhuero – The Cursed One
2. OC Ukeje – Ayanda
3. Fragass Assande – Eye of the Storm
4. Masego ‘Maps’ Maponyane – Tell me Sweet Something
5. Daniel k. Daniel – Soldiers Story
6. Biuferi Yakoubi – La Pagne

23. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
1. Zineb Odeib – Behind Closed Doors
2. Adesua Etomi- Falling
3. Fulu Mugovhani – Ayanda
4. Maimouna N’Daiye – Eye of the Storm
5. Iretiola Doyle, Dakore Egbuson, Nse Ikpe Etim, Omoni Oboli – Fifty
6. Nomzamo Mbatha – Tell me Sweet Something

24. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FIRST FEATURE FILM BY A DIRECTOR
1. MONA - Anthony Abuah
2. Beyond Blood – Greg Odutayo
3. 8 Bars and a Clef- Chioma Onyenwe

25. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIRECTOR
1. Nana Obiri-Yeboah - The Cursed One
2. Biyi Bandele- Fifty
3. Sekou Toure- Eye of the Storm
4. Sara Blecher- Ayanda
5. Moussa Hamadou Djingarey- La Pagne
6. Stephanie Linus - Dry
7. Akin Omotoso - Tell me Sweet Something
8. Mohammed Ahed Bensouda – Behind Closed Doors

26. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FILM
1. The Cursed One - Ghana
2. Fifty – Nigeria
3. Eye of the Storm - Burkina Faso
4. Ayanda – South Africa
5. La Pagne- Niger
6. Dry – Nigeria
7. Tell me Sweet Something- South Africa
8. Behind Closed Doors- Morocco

https://fredawithnigeria..com.ng/2016/05/list-of-amaa-2016-announces-nominations.html#more

The Rivers State Police Command has successfully foiled armed robbery gunned down two daring notorious armed robbers who trailed a bank customer to rob him the money withdrawn from bank.

The incident happened around Casablanca area of GRA phase three in Port Harcourt.

Is It Compulsory To Close Your Eyes When Praying?
What Would Happen If I Don’t Close It?

President Buhari Speaks to Nigeria Press as he Departs London

President Muhammadu Buhari is on his way back to Nigeria after the anti-corruption summit that took him to the United Kingdom.

While in London the President spoke to journalists on his assessment of the fight against corruption, insecurity and how he uncovered the padding of the 2016 budget.

He said that if he had not uncovered the padding of the budget, corruption would have crept into that 2016 budget, blaming it on technocrats. http:///45vloY

Oby Ezekwesili Speaks On Petrol Subsidy Removal
See the tweet 'I'm GLAD that neither our household nor other Nigerians handed MORE of our incomes in 2012 to be SQUANDERED in the name of "subsidy removal"! "
LOL...

Maybe corruption is when you cheat MTN

Michellla:
4.Corruption is not stealing This was said by Goodluck Jonathan in 2014. I wonder what corruption is if it is not stealing.

Top 8 Most Funny Quotes By Nigerian Politicians

President Buhari has indicated that 2016 will be a tough and difficult year for the country.
No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything. The war of words is mainly observed between the 2 key competitors, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and the All Progressives Congress (APC).

A lot of statements have been issued and a lot of promises have been made… But guess what, this article is NOT about the elections, STILL about politics. Specifically, about some politicians and their quotes that have already made history (but not in a desired way). Some of them were funny, the others – embarrassing and strange… See our top 8 below:

1. “We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria” Labaran Maku
The former Information Minister Labaran Maku dropped this remark December 20, 2010, while speaking during Goodluck Jonathan’s ‘Facebook’ book launch in Lagos. Although Maku tried to thank GEJ for introducing social networking to Nigerian politics, the phrase immediately turned into a social joke.

2. “With all due respect, if Jesus Christ could come to the world and be the chairman of INEC, any election he would conduct will be disputed.” Olusegun Obasanjo
OBJ said this in 2010 in Abuja reacting to the removal of Professor Maurice Iwu as INEC chairman. Unsurprisingly, he came under fire over the statement as Nigerians accused the former President of blasphemy.

3. “Stealing is not corruption” Goodluck Jonathan
This was a conclusion from the former president’s words ”Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria, is mere common theft” Goodluck Jonathan said this in May, 2014, during the Presidential Media Chat. Reactions were not long in arriving, as the comment went viral immediately. Twitter and Facebook users joked that now they were relieved to know that there was no corruption among Nigerian politicians… only mere stealing.

4. “God is a democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” Jonah Jang
Plateau State governor made the statement in May, 2013, after having emerged the chairman Nigerian Governors’ Forum. Jang insisted that God helped him defeat his major opponent, Rotimi Amaechi.

5. “Ojukwu is a great man,he died but his manhood lives on” Patience Jonathan.
Of course Dame Patience put a noble meaning into the word “manhood”, however Internet users did not miss the opportunity to have a good laugh upon hearing it. It is worth mentioning that the First Lady is often attacked in social media over grammatical blunders in her speech.

6. “Go and die” Adams Oshiomhole
Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole said to a widowed woman The incident happened as the woman knelt before Oshiomhole begging for her little means of livelihood to be saved. After which he shouted out the infamous phrase. Not funny at all, which was immediately noticed by Nigerians. The video of the great humiliation surfaced online and got people furious. Soon the governor apologized to the widow, donated N2 million to her and offered help with employment.

7. “My fellow widows…” Patience Jonathan
another epic quote from former first lady, Patience Jonathan has a special treat. This was how the ex-First Lady started her speech in March, 2011, as she addressed women who lost their husbands.

8. “I will not die. Rotimi Amaechi
I drink bottled water. You do not drink bottled water.” – Rotimi Amaechi Rivers State governor went emotional during his last year’s rally speech held in Port Harcourt. And now we can only guess what Nigeria will be recalling from the 2015 electoral campaign, years later

Most Politicians Lie but Nigerian Politicians Are Know For Ridiculous Tales

As far as I’m concerned, Nigeria politics is still a joke. It’s filled with confused humans that do not know what they are doing other than embezzling government funds. Nigerian politicians are great liars and they use lies to get the voters’ votes. We define a lie when what is promised is not realistically attainable or when the time frame for what was promised has elapsed. Funny thing is most people still fall for these crazy and cheap lies. Nigerians need to wake up!

below are some lies our politicians told that got people talking in the last election in 2015.

1. I don’t sign sign cheques

This was said by Raji Fashola (Immediate past governor of Lagos state) while he was being screened before his ministerial appointment. I wonder how a whole governor won’t sign cheques.

2. I have no shoes

This was an emotional and persuasive line used by Goodluck Jonathan during the 2011 Presidential campaign. It wasn’t too long before Nigerians realised this was just an “emotional lie” to get their votes. In one of his campaign slogan then, he also “promised air”. I think Nigerians seriously need fresh air before these lies suffocates us

3. I did not promise stipends for unemployed youths

One of the reasons while the masses were interested in ensuring that APC won the last Presidential election was due to the promise made by their Presidential candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari, to pay unemployed graduates stipend of five thousand naira monthly. It was however funny when he said he did not make such promise.

4. Corruption is not stealing

This was said by Goodluck Jonathan in 2014. I wonder what corruption is if it is not stealing.

5. I have never received bribe

The fearless Rotimi Amaechi said this during his ministerial screening. Well, I’m not to decide if he was saying the truth, but you can decide…

6. I did not promise two million jobs

Another promise denied by President Buhari was providing 2 million jobs for Nigerians. knowing that unemployment is a big issue in Nigeria, this was an easy lie to fall for. Now the president has denied this saying, like Nigerians have short-term memories or what!

7. We did not promise one free meal for students

This was said by the Vice President, Osinbajo. This lie is to get votes from poor families and it worked. I wonder where those promises came from if not from them.

Lies lies and all lies….Kindly add yours. Let’s know the lies our politicians throw in order to get our votes. God bless Beautiful Nigeria

http://beautifulng.com/7-ridiculous-lies-by-nigerian-politicians-before-election/

checkout throwback Photo of Omotola And RMD at Alibaba's Wedding

NOCSON Protest At BEDC, Edo State


The Benin Electricity distribution company(BEDC) Edo state has been on lockdown since yesterday. No staff was allowed to enter even this morning as protesters from the Network of civil society organisations of Nigeria (NOCSON) blocked the entrance.

The protesters of NOCSON demanded that the electricity tarriff be reduced and the epileptic power supply be tackled. They made a list of other demands.

see more pics below... http:///j4hkz3z

thank God i have some that shares same thought as me

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Falz I may say yes no yes no yes no.... lil kesh No no no. What in God's name is that dude singing..his voice alone gives me headache

Please remove falz from the list.

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Soldiers Kill Niger-Delta Militants In Foropa, Bayelsa
Isa Ado, spokesman of Operation Pulo Shield – the joint force in the Niger Delta – on Tuesday said many militants were killed during an exchange of gunfire with soldiers in Bayelsa state.

Ado said a combined team of suspected militants and sea pirates, attacked his men in Foropa, a community in Southern Ijaw local government area of the state.

He said three soldiers were killed in the incident, revealing that troops had been stationed in the community since 2010.
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Kanu, Mikel, Who’s Greater?

Shortly after Chelsea defeated Benfica to win the Europa League title in Amsterdam, Mikel Obi, joined his teammates to celebrate their European heroics. Although Mikel was an unused substitute, he is an integral part of the team. Since joining Chelsea in 2006, Mikel has racked a number of individual and team medals.

But does that mean he is the most adorned Nigerian footballer? Has he really achieved more than Kanu Nwankwo? Football fans across the country have often argued this and i decided to bring to Nairaland.

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