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Love is what am all about

errrm no


tpbm dont know how to ride a bike

vombieeeata

oooh why not

temptation

when ppl lie straight up in ma face


why is life sooo not fair

doesnt know

si si


tpmb doesnt how to treat a lady right

_{lol ok rhody (eerrrm i really dont know blood}

sheiii both



God or the devil

obligation

errrmm errrmm


gossiping or not

am not


tpbm dont know how to write a check

ghana


plantains or yams

yeaa lol that was the joke

wat would i do with a ship



liar or a cheater

T.I is not ugly , i know you know that,

1. A mink in the closet.
2. A jaguar in the garage.
3. A tiger in the bedroom.
4. And an ass to pay for it all.

My wife dresses to kill . . . and cooks the same way!

i will give it a 5, am not really feelin the song

(especially when you share the same major!)

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a
substitute for his Mother.

SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the
relationship.

RELIGION: Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses G-d

ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the
other of trying to dig it up.

THEATRE: "OH MY G-D! Life is, ENDED, as we KNOW it!"

BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"

PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes
up must come down.

JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and
Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks, "

WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"

BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much
money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by
something the other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to
avoid each other.

ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."

ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can
supply.

ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter,
complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion,
that doesn't really say anything substantively intelligible.

EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship
was a learning experience.

COMPUTING: "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface"
and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."

E. ENGINEER: "It's just so shocking, I'm sure there are
positives and negatives, but, "

ARCHITECTURE: "There just wasn't much to build on
anyway, "

JEWISH STUDIES: "OY! You should feel so guilty!"

PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no
one to witness the breakup, are they really single?

ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked
sophisticated communication skills.

PHYS. ED.: They punch each other out in frustration.

CHEMISTRY: "It was just the wrong chemistry
between us, "

COUNSELING: Each urges the other to, "Get help!"

MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in some parts,
a country song) to express his or her sorrow.

LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating
agreement.

Men are a lot like fine wine. They start out as grapes.
Then women stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
become something that they would like to have dinner with.

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her
mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't
even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of
us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

A small village priest was very fond of the hens he kept in the hen house behind the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about a dozen hens.
One Saturday evening, he noticed that the cock rooster was missing. He suspected that cock fights were taking place in the village, so he decided to do something about it at church the following morning.

The next morning at mass, he asked the congregation, "Does anyone have a cock?" All the men stood up.

"Oh no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up.

"No, that wasn't what I meant," he said. "Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half of the women stood up.

"Oh dear," he said, "that wasn't what I meant, either. Has anyone seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up!

Amazon

tall dark and handsome



school or no school

lately--divine

national

through the fire---chaka khan

have anyone heard the song'' am in love with a stripper'' by T-PAIN

yeaa i've heard that song,

a man that willl love me for me , and will be there through the good and the bad, the highs and the lows

eerrrmm


a useless boy/man

never



when was the last time you had a bad day