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eeerrrmmm No!!!


tpbm has a bad memory,

may-august, well working,


who knows tomorrow?

Slimmy

B O,

lol does she know that

well



tpbm likes to crack jokes

why??


tpbm has insomnia

i gotta be-- jagged edge

@ rhody Lo.l he singing sweet music to u eeeh?


how did you get here---debra cox

Bebe and Cece Winans,

Lo.l they are not a couple , u know that right

we cant be friends---debra cox and rl

card


whip cream or sour cream

ken




cash or check

awww stormz am sorry to hear that,

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain (Boneyface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat , and for those of youwho can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardesswho will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

ENJOY Nigeria Airways !

Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were.
The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box."

The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week."

The third just sits there quietly.

So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."

The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train

BORIS kodjo(Das ma baby )
shemar moore
mooris chestnut
T.I


basketball player( tyson chandler, allen iverson, emeka okafor, dwayne wade)

drogba( dat boi be fine ooo)

chidi mokeme

sorry dm , but no theres NOT!!!

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon
could offer him a solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The
new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I
can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to
his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his
surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."


"Well, an ear is an ear, what's wrong? Can't you hear?"

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a
thing!"

Women are like telephones , They love to be held. They
love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button,
you're DISCONNECTED.

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"

* He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple,
* Two calves that will never become cows,
* A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere,
* A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything,
* Twenty nails that won't hold a board,
* A chest that won't hold linen,
* Two tits that won't give milk,
* Two buns that won't feed anyone,
* A belly button that won't button,
* Two balls that won't roll,
* An ass that won't pull a plow,
* An organ that won't play music,
* A cock that won't crow,

, And what are YOU laughing about?

You've got a pussy that won't catch mice!!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office
alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe
disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores, as this could
further his stress.

Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his
stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by
wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs. Encourage
him to watch some type of team sporting event on television.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this
for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

free

rap

if you ask me to--patti labelle

i've been to canada , toronto, just for a week. visiting a family member
canada is alright though,

georgia--ray charles

O-loser

luteinizing hormone

seasons--donald lawrence