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VULCAN: It seems the brain boxes behind BBA have run out of ideas. A kissing task. How pathetic! Many peeps don't know that this was how BB uk went down the tubes and now no one watches it anymore. The theme "The chase" refers to what exactly? Seems BBA is focused on encouraging fornication by all means in this edition. That's why they only had two extra smart peeps in Denzel and Fatima. So we are gonna be watching a 91 day matchmaking show. By the 45th day it will just be the duplication of Bolt and Betty all over. How sad. Well let's make the most of a declining brand

Exactly my thoughts!
It beats my imagination. First of all, where did they find these bunch of boring impostors who claimed to be crazy, funny, dancing machines, models and entertainers

On their very first night, instead of Partying or doing something interesting, they were asked to wear nasty crowns and sit round the fire till daybreak. The only party we saw on sat night turned out to be a 'channel O' prog titled "Bass-ment Africa" and it airs for just one hour, hence, the party prog had to stop after one hour.
I concur with you, they are really bereft of ideas.

urchbarbie: Pls! Big Brother shld mk provision for hair stylists in d house. Beverly weaves r way too tathered n z making her look ugly(whn I knw she z not)

But Maria always comb Beverly's hair.
A stylist came on sunday morning.
I think she should remove that weavon or is it brazilian

Una don make remember all the sleepless nights I spent in school solving Fourier transformations, Larson-Miller Parameter, Laplace transformations, Root Locus etc...
Now in the labour market, just a few computer clicks... and voila!
In Naija schools,we waste so much time studying what we'll never use.
Then, my brother was always sleeping in the Architecture studio drawing, tracing....
Now, all he needs is a few minutes on his laptop and he prints drawings that should have taken weeks to produce if he still applies what he was taught in school.
Nigerian Lecturers should upgrade and stop imparting obsolete knowledge.

Kslib: Maria own don finish,na d one and only entertaining biguesas be her patner.. What a lucky girl...

A BIG Surprise awaits you.

*With the way enemies and competitors are nominating themselves.
*HOH replacing lazy people (like Bolt and Biguesas) with their enemies.
*The pattern Africa is voting out interesting and entertaining housemates and saving boring people.

BIGUESAS may end up taking the $300,000.00

ItsModella: I'm pissed that Betty is still in that house, she's easily the most boring person there.

But, at least she entertains us by Kissing Bolt and warming his bed.
The worst guy in the house is Biguesas. He is just on a smoking and drinking jamboree.
He has bored us in every way. He can't dance, can't woo a babe, can't do any chores, can't engage in an intelligent argument or do anything funny or entertaining. He should be evicted on the spot and thoroughly flogged.

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josephenang: Please guys, I need ƱƦ advice, I'm into a relation that I know I won't marry ðìϩ girl, b/cus I will not like to keep a woman in ♍♈ house who is not educated $ can not stand Ϝϫ ♍Ƹ̴. But she keep on parading herself telling poeple that I will marry her somday. All I wantet f̶̲̥̅̊
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fact and don't knw ЂƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡w to go about it, cus I don't want to hurt her.

Bros,
Where U buy the correct Ogogoro wey U drink this morning ?
Abeg, the one wey I drink this morning no good at alllllll.
E be like say the fool.ish woman mix am something.

moreeni: You should at least have cuddled and romanced her even if things won't progress to se..x. Why would she come prepared with the outfit you described if not to get closer. You are one dumb dunder-head sweetheart.You better go back and redeem yourself cos right now you're on point zero. Good luck.

WRONG !!!
I've done that before on a first date. I didn't want sex because she's a stranger and I know nothing abt her or her HIV status.
But, we kissed,cuddled,romanced and slept in each other's arms.
But, my prick almost exploded from rock solid erections and I struggled to control myself throughout that night.
I was useless to myself the next day, headache,dizzy, sleepy and my body + dick complained bitterly throughout.
So, OP was better off sleeping on the couch except he was gonna risk the free dinner offered in bed.

xtrafly: Another maga seeking advice...
My advice- Get some sense!

My brother, it beats my imagination.
With all the info, experiences, warnings being shared everyday ??
I still find it difficult to believe that in this 2013, five-star brainless Magas still exist in Naija.
Nawaaooo

Area_boy: Cyrus the Virus

"Make a move and the bunny gets it"

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Area !!!!! I hail oooo
Cyrus the virus is my all time favourite in the movie Con Air.
What a national treasure !

thoniann: why waste my time on these promicuous daughters of Eve, when i can nurse my bottles of Gulder,the Ultimate at the Mammy Market?

Hailings to all Batch B ex-corp members, Asaya, Kogi State, 2005.

Bros
Remove Head dressing for you !!!!!!!

Correct....
Asaya Camp, Ekiri Mountain, RSM, Stand a taiiiizeeee !!!!
Asaya Camp Gulder is special. It was real medication for the stressful camp parades.
I hail ooo.

How many of you actually read this
I have been trying to read it since 9am.
How then, can I memorize the laws
I really wanna be a good hubby.

How can somebody win an aircraft in a promo ??
with just 200 naira ?
If they really want to improve the life of Nigerians, can't they split the cash equivalent among 10 or 15 winners
Seriously, I don't believe them. They can't be that generous

aku626: lol? so whih of these advice would you pick? i guess all these would bring you back to where you started. just dont rush anything pray about it. when you talk about marriage i dnt material things should be the main reason to make up your mind she has 4 years experience in a bank, jude is been judgemental a bit too logical even thoug we know logic doesnt really count in this world.

My sister I tire oooo.
Anyway, Jude gave his own advice. Now NLs have given their own advice.
I guess, the decision should be mine.
All of una wey give better advice, God go bless una well well.
All of una wey just dey insult me, Jude and evrybody here, una internet go disconnect ooo.
Anyway, I thank everybody for everything.

maclatunji: What of her character, do you find her sound in that regard?

I can't really say much about her character cos I still need more time to study her.
But, so far, I don't have issues with that. I'm very tolerant and choose my words when we're together.
But, generally, I think she's got basic marriageable qualities.

Rocktation: You better not be pinning anything on Jude. Implying that anyone could reach a decision around that thrash he told you, just won't fly.
If you want to go all out and sell yourself cheap for money, at least make a conscious effort to recognise that it is only you that can actually do the sell out. That way, when you ineluctably succeed in establishing a set of perceived value for yourself that you won't be able to change, you'll also realize that you have nobody but yourself to blame.

I was not and am not interested in her money. Never collected a dime from her and never plans to. She just offered to assist with her money cos she thinks I may not have enough. I AM NOT FOR SALE. It's just that I can't see the future and can't see her heart!!!!!!! So, I need advice.

acidtalk: Rarely respond to threads if I can't relate to the message 100%. As for this, I can relate to it 101%.

I have found out most people than render advice here are not mature enough and only do it for the sake of 'make me sef talk'.

@Poster, your message is a very serious and deep thinking one.

From what I can see (based on your explanation);

* the ex banker friend of yours likes you but never liked your job. That's very understandable. Which woman wouldn't want her man to earn 6 digit figures? It is only normal.

* she lost her job during the downsizing period as as such the fear that she might not get another job for the fear of her kind of course is what is bothering you.

* you assume she wants to marry you to save herself the shame of returning to the East with her family.

Questions I will ask you are;

* while this girl had her banking job was she rude, bossy, and being in control all the time? Because you mentioned something like being 'oga'. If the answer is yes. Then I will let you know she can never change as if she gets a better job or flowing business tomorrow, she will certainly do worse. But if the answer is No! Then I will let you know you just had a complex and felt inferior to her.

* prior to when she discovered her uncle was relocating, has she ever mentioned marriage plans between you both? If the answer is No! Then I suggest you need to tell her to give you more time to prepare yourself first psychologically and financially as the news just came too sudden. And if the answer is Yes! You still need more time though.

* do you love her enough to live with her flaws? If it is yes! Then you can consider her for marriage, if the answer is No! Let he go as partners only get worse in most cases after marriage.

As for her putting you under a condition of her getting you a job after marriage, don't fall for the bait. Let her know you will ONLY marry her when you get a better job. If she can really help get a job, she will put pressure on that her under to get you the Oil and Gas Job as she won't be able to wait.

I see both of you getting to understand yourself better rathan that just rushing to tie the knot due to circumstances.

To answer yr questions :
* While she was a banker, she was not rude but always putting herself in control. I call her much more than she calls me. When, I complain, she will say she prefers bb msgr chatting (and I don't have a BB).

* No, she never mentioned marriage to me when she was working.

* Yes, I think I luv her enough for marriage, otherwise I won't be seeking anybody's opinion. But my problem is that I feel she's the wrong one and she doesn't luv me enough for marriage. I want to have a good marriage and NO divorce or unhappiness.
Thanks for your advice.

I met this girl last year September at a cousin’s wedding reception and we exchanged contacts.
We had a first date and I discovered that she is a banker and she discovered (to her disappointment) that I am a School teacher. She said she likes my personality but doesn’t like my job.

Honestly, I have been looking for a better job but U know Naija now. E no easy.
Somehow, we pulled along but no much intimacy as we only meet on weekends and maybe like once a month or so.

Anytime she comes around, she tells me stories of her colleagues, suitors etc etc and of course every one of them has a car and is richer than myself. She pings and answers phone calls of pple I suspect to be her toasters or so, she was just in control. I just played cool. She never asked me for anything and I never asked her too.

Last March, she lost her job. So, she became more available at my place. Last month, she started asking me to define our relationship, my plans for her and future, etc. But, somehow I discovered what I believe is the problem: Her elder bros she’s been staying with will be relocating to east by October when his rent expires.

My girl say she CANNOT leave lagos. With the kind of family she’s from, she won’t be allowed to rent an apartment here especially as she’s got no job.

So, she wants me to marry her before then, she says if money is my problem, that she’ll support me with 350K from her savings. She even said her bros (who works in the oil rig) can help me get a better job (since I studied Engineering), but, that’ll be after our marriage.

This came as a surprise to me cos I thought she’s the Madam here. Besides, I’ll want to marry when I’m ready and to Mrs right. I know I like her very much, but, Jude (my guy) says I should use my brain and NOT my heart.

Jude says she’s not employable again as she studied Food Science tech and has been in the bank for 4 years and that she needs marriage to secure her life and future. He says she’s turned to a liability and that she doesn’t love me.

Now, What do I do ?? What do I tell her ? Jude can’t be right, is he ?