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Ekiti state is now into Music and Literature.. A good venture if you ask me, for a state dying in penury. Shame! |
ckmayoca:What's the official language of China ![]() ![]() What's the official language of Nigeria ![]() Good Evening. |
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BeeBeeOoh:No wonder the rate of Unemployment in Africa... Pity.. |
calebo101:
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doctokwus:You won't blame him... PDP made standard of government and development so low that anything goes... Building a block of primary school for over 700 pupils is an achievement to PDPsssssss |
Seeking relevance... NDI EWU |
calebo101:NO WONDER YOU CAN'T SPELL... |
Political activist, Kayode Ogundamisi (who supported Buhari's presidential bid) has called out APC's national spokesperson, Lai Mohammed and presidential spokesperson, Shehu Garba for denying promises Buhari made while campaigning to be elected president. https://mobile.twitter.com/ogundamisi/status/638274745411207168
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RIP Mate.. |
[b]Olabisi Alofe-Kolawole is the first female force public relations officer (FPRO) of the Nigeria Police Force following her appointment on Friday by Solomon Arase, the inspector general of police.https://marapolsa.com/meet-beautiful-mrs-olabisi-kolawole-nigerias-first-female-police-pro-photo/ Cc lalasticlala
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My people my people.. |
Freemanan:Okay then. |
mekus15:Am telling you my brother.. |
Omotayor123:Freemanan come and hear this.... |
DEHN DEHN |
President Muhammadu Buhari was inaugurated May 29, but, three months after, he was yet to send names of his Ministers to the Senate for confirmation.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/how-ministries-are-coping-without-ministers-under-buhari/
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A guy asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father
gave him this form to fill. After reading the form, he told his
potential father-in-law that he need to use the rest room
which he obliged.
Immediately he got to their toilet, he just scaled through its
window and ran out of the
compound....!
DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you
were in my shoes !
Over to you !
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a month between five
hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not
continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back.
If all your answers are YES,
Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give
respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my
hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________________
___________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by
women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
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10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the
kids between the father and the mother?
________________________________
Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________
________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below
which will be used as advertisement in a popular national
newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only
if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in
case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES. cc lalasticlala Ishilove |
NL moderators and Boobs... issokay |
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) on Friday said it had secured over N200 million bank facility for disbursement to corps members as loans to enbale them start their businesses. Director-General of the corps, said this when the Commander, Guards Brigade, Nigerian Army, Brig.-Gen. Musa Yusuf, paid a familiarisation visit to the NYSC Headquarters in Abuja. “That has been a challenge; we train these corps members in the camp after the camp we have partners all over the country where corps members also receive training throughout the service year. “Now, the issue is that when they get this training they don’t have start-up capital but we have been doing a lot to see there is opportunity for them to get startup capital. We have the NYSC foundation as we speak, the NYSC foundation has just approved loan worth N10 million for corps members. “ Corps members based on the business plan they submit could get as much as N250, 000 and N400, 000. We have also signed an MoU with Bank of Industry though it is yet to take off but we are working on it. “ A couple of months ago, I also approached Heritage Bank and Heritage Bank is setting aside the sum of N200 million under a package where corps members will get a soft loan and the only collateral they will have to drop will be their discharge certificate. “ We are also talking with Central Bank Governor to see that a micro credit loan could be arranged specially to address corps members in this category.” He debunked allegations that the corps has yet to provide skill acquisition and entrepreneurship development to corps members, adding that the exercise had been ongoing since 2012. According to Olawumi, the NYSC has so far trained over 400,000 corps members since the commencement of its skills acquisition programme in over 12 different skills. He said that the NYSC, under the sponsorship of the World Bank, was currently partnering with an international organisation to train corps members interested in going into the building and property development sector. Olawumi also called on the Guards Brigade to continue to assist the NYSC in ensuring the safety of corps members serving in the Federal Capital Territory as well as those serving in other states. The director-general also directed the Director, Skills Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development (SAED) of the corps, Mrs Mary Dan-Abia, to commence partnership with the brigade’s skills acquisition centre in Keffi, Nassarawa State. Earlier, Brig.-Gen. Yusuf assured the NYSC that the brigade had made adequate security arrangements to ensure the safety of corps members serving in FCT. Yusuf said that part of the security arrangements put in place included regular patrolling of the FCT, adding the safety of corps members was one of the priorities of the Guards Brigade. He also assured the NYSC boss that the brigade would continue to support and partner with the corps in the area of training of corps members and other related needs. “I am here on behalf of the Guards Brigade, officers and their families to commend you on the collaboration and support we have received from the NYSC so far. “ I want to promise that this collaboration, support and understanding will be maintained. “ If there is anything we need to improve on in terms of our relationship or training to new corps members or any other area the Guards Brigade is here to support and assist.” www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/nysc-secures-n200m-bank-facility-for-disbursement-to-corps-members-as-loans-dg/ |
Delta state University 2015 Post Ume which was scheduled to hold from this week to run through to next week was today rescheduled by the school administration. Today at the School Site 3, it was announced that due to some unforeseen circumstances, the Post Ume is to be shifted and it would be Pencil and Paper written and not computer based as planned earlier. Candidates are to keep their ears on ground as dates will be out soon and print outs are to be re-printed. Delta state university admin apologises for any inconveniences this may cause Candidates. gossipdelsu..com/2015/08/delsu-post-ume-update-delsu-reschedules.html?m=1 lalasticlala fynestboi
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The authorities of Adamawa State University (ADSU), Mubi, have recruited 80 vigilante men and hunters to ensure the security of the university community. Vice Chancellor of the university, Prof Joshua Shall, disclosed this to newsmen in Mubi on Thursday, just as the institution resumes academic activities. Shall said that the institution was aware of the complementary role played by the vigilante groups and hunters assisting the military to recapture Mubi town after it was over ran by insurgents in October 2014,and therefore decided to recruited them to continue with their complementary role. Shall ,who said that 95 per cent of the students had resumed for classes, stated that the institution lost 11 staff and three students, while property worth N5 billion were destroyed by the insurgents. ” They (insurgents) broke into all offices, staff quarters, hostels, laboratories, stores and looted properties,” he said. The vice chancellor said that the school managed to re-opened following the intervention it received from TETFund which supported it with N250 million. He said that TETFund also approved a substantial amount of money for the institution which his management was now trying to access to sustain the ongoing rehabilitation work in the university. While lauding TETFund for the support, Shall also commended the national body of Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), for donating N21 million to its members in the university. He said the university had also compiled the lists of damages incurred by its staff and submitted same to the Victim Support Fund, for possible assistance. ” We hope that when the fund commence rendering assistance to victims of insurgency, we will be remembered”, Shall said. (NAN) leadership.ng/news/455172/boko-haram-adamawa-varsity-reopens-recruits-80-hunters-vigilate-to-boost-security cc lalasticlala Ishilove |
The lack of respect for human rights by some bad eggs in the Nigerian Armed Forces came to the fore yesterday when 39 soldiers from the Nigeria Army School of Military Engineering (NASME), attacked a community in north bank area of Makurdi, the Benue State capital. The soldiers, who reportedly went berserk, vandalised over 100 vehicles and made away with mobile phones, TV set, radio and other personal effects belonging to the residents. The rampaging soldiers also beat up the Divisional Police Officer (DPO) Samuel Attah while the windshield of his new Toyota Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV), was smashed. According to THE NATION, the soldiers went on rampage because a girl courted by one of them was given out in marriage to another man in the Hausa-dominated community. Governor Samuel Ortom, who returned from Abuja on hearing the news, immediately visited the community. Ortom, who toured the affected areas, said about 33 of the soldiers involved in the incident have been arrested and detained according to a brief from the commandant. A visibly disappointed Ortom, who commiserated with the victims, stressed that the era of impunity was over, vowing that the soldiers who committed the act must be sanctioned. He said: “No soldier will go scot free. This is senseless, this is madness. My heart is bleeding with blood. Why should those who are supposed to protect us turn their guns against us? “This is unacceptable and it would be the last attack on Hausa community who are peace -loving”. Gov. Ortom also commended the Commissioner of Police and Hausa community for not reacting to the needless provocation, promising to get to the bottom of the matter. The All Progressives Congress (APC) leader of the Hausa and Muslim community, Sheik Ibrahim Aliyu, informed the governor that it was the fourth time the soldiers were attacking them. www.informationng.com/2015/08/39-soldiers-attack-benue-community-over-girl.html lalasticlala Ishilove |
Orfankwagh:For real? |
vislabraye:They are trying surely... But They are nowhere near these guys... African special forces lack tactics and tech... |
10. GIGN – France Starting off our list are the National Gendarmerie Intervention Group (GIGN) from France. The GIGN, like many European special-forces, trace their origins back to the hostage massacre at the 1972 Munich Olympics. The French had also experienced a prison mutiny the year before in which hostages had been taken and murdered. The result of these experiences contributed to the creation of a force which today stands at around 400 members. Specializing in anti-terrorist and hostage rescue, the GIGN have seen their share of action. Past operations have included rescuing 30 school children held hostage in Djibouti, capturing war criminals in Bosnia, battling Somali pirates and, of course, the dramatic assault and hostage rescue of passengers aboard Air France flight 8969 in Marseille in 1994. |
9. SSG – Pakistan In 1956, the Pakistani Army created its own special forces known as the Special Services Group (SSG). This force was modelled on the British SAS and US special-forces and its size remains highly classified. Selection for this force is rigorous and only 1 in 4 recruits end up making it through the nine-month training, airborne school and extensive hand-to-hand combat and physical conditioning elements. The SSG is trained for a variety of environments including mountain, desert, jungle and underwater. During the early Cold War, SSG forces trained and served alongside US special-forces. It is alleged some of these forces served in Afghanistan, fighting alongside the mujahedeen against the Soviets in the 1980s. India alleges that SSG forces have attacked their soldiers on more than one occasion in volatile border regions shared by the two nations. More recently, the SSG has focused on local anti-terrorist operations, taking part in ending the 2009 attacks on the Lahore police academy and rescuing the hostages of another 2009 attack on the Pakistan Military Headquarters.
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8. Sayeret Matkal – Israel This Israeli special-forces unit is focused on reconnaissance, anti-terrorism and hostage rescue outside of Israel. Sayeret Matkal was formed in 1957 to fill a void in Israel’s special-forces and is made up of candidates selected for their high physical and intellectual characteristics. Candidates undergo eighteen months of training which includes basic infantry school, parachute school, counter-terrorism training and reconnaissance related training. The force has taken part in many large scale operations since the 1960s. The most famous of these, Operation Entebbe/Thunderbolt, demonstrated the determination and reach of Sayeret Matkal to the world. The operation came to be after several Palestinian and pro-Palestinian terrorists had taken hostages onboard an airliner which was flown to Entebbe Airport in Uganda. Many hostages were released but over 100, mainly Israeli and Jewish hostages, were kept in the airport terminal building. A group of around 100 Israeli commandos, including an assault force of Sayeret Matkal assaulted the position, killing the terrorists and freeing almost all of the hostages.
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7. EKO-Cobra – Austria As a result of the attack on the Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, Austria created the Einsatzkommando Cobra for anti-terrorist operations. The force is made up of 450 men who have served in the Austrian Federal Police Force. Training, like every special-force, involves several months of specialized courses focused on marksmanship, languages, hand-to-hand combat and tactical and assault training. Of course, only those who pass strict psychological and physical testing qualify for the full training. In order to be as diverse as possible, extra specialized training often follows this ‘general’ training and focuses on things like explosives, diving and sniping. While EKO-Cobra hasn’t had any sorts of operations like the Sayeret Matkal, they have ended a hostage taking in Graz-Karlau prison in 1996 and are the only counter-terrorist team to end a hijacking while the plane was in mid-flight. In this instance, in 1996, four Cobra members were on a flight when a hijacker demanded the plane be diverted. Needless to say, the hijacker picked the worst flight to make his move and was subdued by the Cobra members.
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5. JTF2 – Canada Created in 1993 and expanded to several hundred members following the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks, Canada’s Joint Task Force 2 is an elite counter-terrorism and special operations unit. Composed of military personnel from the Canadian Forces, JTF2 undertakes a range of operations. They have been known to escort VIPs and provide site security at events like the 2010 Winter Olympics. More covertly, they have operated in many world hotspots, whether it be rescuing hostages in Iraq or hunting down Serbian snipers in Bosnia. The force’s time in Afghanistan is largely guarded but it is known they were involved before most ground forces arrived and worked beside other special forces, like the US Navy SEALs. Their operations were so secret that even the Canadian Prime Minister was unaware the force was involved in Afghanistan during the early days.
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6. JTF2 – Canada Created in 1993 and expanded to several hundred members following the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks, Canada’s Joint Task Force 2 is an elite counter-terrorism and special operations unit. Composed of military personnel from the Canadian Forces, JTF2 undertakes a range of operations. They have been known to escort VIPs and provide site security at events like the 2010 Winter Olympics. More covertly, they have operated in many world hotspots, whether it be rescuing hostages in Iraq or hunting down Serbian snipers in Bosnia. The force’s time in Afghanistan is largely guarded but it is known they were involved before most ground forces arrived and worked beside other special forces, like the US Navy SEALs. Their operations were so secret that even the Canadian Prime Minister was unaware the force was involved in Afghanistan during the early days.
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4. Alpha Group – Russia What about the Spetsnaz? Well, to keep it simple, any list which gives ‘Spetsnaz’ as a distinct force is just plain wrong as that term is a general name for all Soviet/Russian special-forces. Within the Russian special-forces, Alpha Group is as bad as they come. This force started out in the mid-1970s and came to fame during the invasion of Afghanistan during which members of Alpha stormed the Presidential Palace in Kabul, killing everyone in the building. In 1985, a group was dispatched to Beirut to try and rescue four Soviet diplomats. When the diplomats were killed, Alpha Group allegedly hunted down relatives of the hostage takers and returned them to their families in much smaller pieces to send a message to would-be terrorists. It apparently worked for over 20 years. Domestically, Alpha has been involved in most of the major anti-terrorist/hostage operations in Russia such as the Moscow theatre siege of 2002 and the Beslan school siege in 2004. Both events demonstrated the rather heavy handed nature of the Russian special-forces as hundreds of hostages were killed during operations. |


. Dem swear for u?