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Sporadic shooting in my area near Akure

Kidding....

You guys should vote mimiko labour party, its time to shame Tinubu and his cohorts and business empire ACN

You bring an igbo man, a christian, an hausa man, a muslim, a Yoruba man, a confised religionist. All with different cultures, values, ideals, ideologies. You forcefully bring them together under one cursed entity called Nigeria at the ecpense if millions of life and you want us to clap for you.

Take your gratefulness with you to london where you have been hiding before you get the fulani treatment your kinsmen are getting in jos.

Andre Uweh: Alh Uche, don't let Eko ile see this your post lest you not be in trouble.

Which one is Alh Uche again? Haram will not kill me

ikekings: Eheeee now... Her husband is an igbo man... That's what she said... So does that make her an igbo woman?

No!!! She's a traitor

shymexx: I don't smoke, "what were you thinking?" - would have been more appropriate...

Haha, the great thinker. you dont smoke really?
How come you post sometimes like someone in a locked room full of cocaine

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The election thing is worthless to me, and i requested for my name to be removed and you are hyperventilating over that?

If it helps you sleep better this night, be my guest and continue with your pointless epistles. . .
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oh please... It was worthless to you and you bothered to click. what a hypocrite. You obviously were not happy when you rushed and clicked in, that with the larger than life image I hear you are trying to grow on nairaland, you found your ID on the bottom of the list. Ain't that. It wouldnt have been worthless if you rushed in to see your Id up the list so you can get a feeling of approval your dictatorship. piece of cacophony.

Hope you are also able to sleep this night with this reality.

shymexx: Only folks with higher minds can understand my signature, it isn't for simple minded folks....

The colour combination and the message has a meaning...

I just asked you a simple question: what were you smoking when you wrote that. you should have spared me the sermons

ballabriggs: Dede, Dede, Dede kanyigeso onejeje onalaala Dede kanyigeso

Dede, Dede, Dede kanyigeso onejeje onalaala Dede kanyigeso

Dede, Dede, Dede kanyigeso onejeje onalaala Dede kanyigeso

Dede, Dede, Dede kanyigeso onejeje onalaala Dede kanyigeso

Dede, Dede, Dede kanyigeso onejeje onalaala Dede kanyigeso

Dede, Dede, Dede kanyigeso onejeje onalaala Dede kanyigeso



AKABO LELEOOOOO

yeah, the officials should note this is double nomination.

Why I think dede1 is the best for this job is because of a reply he gave one igbo guy that talked about how ojukwu caused him to lose aunties in the war. I wish I will have the time to post that response here. That response made me realize some people are really about this culture and also very knowledgeable about igbo affairs and also he is not the political correct kinda dude. He says it as it is. I dont usually do this but I found respect for him.

dayokanu: You can nominate anyone for loolo

No one should just touch my achukwunet

you mean achukwubisiola? you are in the wrong thread.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Thank you sir. I am very sorry it came late.
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lol, just stay around to keep cracking me up ok. with the way you are complaining, it would seem as if you have 100 nominations.. you should have let this slide. come on, 1 irrelevant nomination from one of those boring non igbo people you train in 'your section' and you are making noise like you just rejected being president of Nigeria. damn.

shymexx: For the 'lolo' - I nominate my e-wives; stillwater and okwanuzo3..

guy what are the meaning of those things you wrote on your signature? what are you smoking on? I need some of that.

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Abiola was one of the biggestfraudd in the history of Nigeria (even though we shouldnt be speaking ill of the dead.) Go and listen to fela's international thief thief. Dont come here acting like he's a saint. I never wished or voted him as my president.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I have no interest in what is of no benefit whatsoever to my life on Nairaland, and i request that my name be removed from that list. . . Thank you.
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lol, is this not the guy they call the worst moderator in the history of web forums and even though I dont know the benefits being a moderator has on his life on Nairaland. Guess this stuff is a charade for him to have been nominated in the first place. ooops I just checked. 1 nomination. You have no chance, why complain.

take dat: Guess we need Age Restriction cos I don't understand what toddlers like the Above Poster is doing on this forum. You should still be listening to folklore and not come here to circumvent what matured minds are discussing with your childish mummy told me tales.

I like it when nitwits like you are uncomfortable with the truth. You dont need age restrictions, you need common sense.

Nickydrake: Both were made available to him, but there is nothing in Mr. Annan's narrative to suggest that he read either.

In any case, if i were thrown in jail under the same circumstances as Abiola was, i would read and meditate deeply on even the Kama Sutra, if it was the only available piece of print.

In the dank, dark and depressing depths of solitary confinement, almost any collection of written words would provide a compass by which one may safely follow the path of reason when lunacy presses in on every side.

well explained..
but it seems you have had that experience
just kidding.

He had only a Koran and Bible?


was this not the same fraud that sank a shipload of Bibles.

Kofi may be doing some embelishment to his memoir. How true was that?

Fashola should know that a good, neutral, well spelt and all embracing constitution automatically drives itself. For instance we have 4 year tenures for political office holders, whether you have the worst attitude as a politician, you cant go past that, the constitution will naturally take its place. we dont need to beg people to beg people to obey the constitution if its feasible. Its a general agreement and does not respect persons. All Americans dont have the best attitudes but they appreciate the constition and what it can do. The problem its this present constition respects persons or zones against others, its faulty. its something wrong with it.

Andre Uweh: The man you call a senile cripple went through a ghastly motor accident and survived it, but believe me, when yours shall come, you will not survive it.

He doesnt have any more chances of survival. He's already a dead man walking.cant you tell from his posts on NL that his brain is as empty as a big empty overhead tank.

Eko Ile: I wasn't expecting much from your type, you are a sad by product of the same divisive achebe.

Just as you are the happy bye product of the same genocidal awolowo..


you will kill me with laugh omo eko

Eko Ile: And you wonder why this man was never considered for the Nobel talk less winning the Nobel with his work and preoccupation. Everything about him including his work remains tribal and divisive.

It's 2012 and while the rest of the world is moving on to better things, this man at 82 years old is still immersed in tribalistic and divisive behavior.


At his setting age, he lacks elderly wisdom to pass down to unite us as a country and the only outcome of is decisive and corrosive behavior taking us back to square one, he started fresh distrust and enmity that we don't need and can not move us forward as a united country.


Tribalism and jokes apart, Achebe is not a wise man.

Tribalism and jokes apart, you have never been a wise person so I wonder how a foolish person can tell us who is a wise man and who is not.

Now they want us to believe what Achebe said about us but they wont believe what same Achebe said about their criminal ancestor. What a bunch of hypocritical, double mouthed twats. Yes we agree with Achebe but I wonder any exhibitionism anywhere in the world that can beat owambe.

Inasmuch as I respect Kenny and Dayo, I don't think there is any need for apologizing for the truth. We dont see them in the red carpet. Comedy has always been an awkward, funny way to say that which can not be normally said. The truth is that Kennis started this stuff but just like some failed companies with strong beginnings, Kennis music has fallen apart. Ok that was not what AY meant.. Whatever, I said mine.

Popular comedian Ayo ‘AY’ Makun has apologized to media moguls Kenny ‘Keke’ Ogungbe and Dayo ‘D1’ Adeneye for saying a joke about thePrimetime Africa bosses which they found derogatory.

In a open letter written on his Facebook page, AY explained that it was only a ‘harmless joke that meant neither vilification nor slight’. He further explained that the ‘joke was only a spontaneous exaggeration by a comedian who needed to just lie to the world and make a living from it’.

Read the open letter below…

Dear Sirs,

It is with deep sense of respect that I greet you. With profound esteem as well, we appreciate your invaluable roles in the growth of the Nigerian music industry in particular, and the entertainment industry in general. What the combination of your robust personalities means to most of us is nothing short of being a blessing to our generation as enviable mentors. My own respect is not just fraternal, but somewhat avuncular as well. You have been championing the business of entertainment with phenomenal contributions as veteran producers and all-encompassing showbiz personalities. Thus it wouldn’t be out of place if something like a knock descends from on high, directly from the ancestors and lands on the head of any of us, your very junior colleagues for disrespecting the colossuses in the entertainment industry.

As a standup comedian I have come to discover that various sectors of the global entertainment industry are systematically tied together like a bunch of firewood. It is practically the case of a healthy rapport of mutual promotion. It is what has enhanced the meteoric upswing of the Nigerian entertainment industry. The story of the comedy industry, which I happen to be part of, is equally making headlines. And yet, not without some mutations in line with the spirit of our time. As a matter of fact, dynamism and creativity are attributes of the entertainment industry. Hence, the comedian has transcended the era of tortoise-squirrel tales, cock-and-bull story, narrative rambles, and redundant fart jokes. Comedy has beautifully developed into social commentary, what the public can exhilaratingly identify with without ado. Regrettably, the content of comedy in most cases has shifted from just anybody to celebrities. Today, the big enchiladas and the Mr Somebody have come to have a place in the comic chat. And it is simply a waste of time and words querying why it is so. Therefore, it doesn’t sound bizarre to anybody anymore that the American president has been the focal point of many American comedians. While alive, Mark Twain and George Carlin never spared the American government. But the government spared them, digested the humour in what they were saying and left them in their clownish babbles. Actually comedians and clowns are brothers – nobody takes them seriously even though they habitually provoke serious laughter. Nevertheless, no comedic license to insult folks is intended.

Obviously, it is not just about the American president. With due respect, it must be stated that other highly influential parsonages across the globe are involved. More still, Her Majesty, the Queen and His Holiness, the Pope are not excluded from the humorous drama. What do they do? They only smile and overlook the facile act of the jester, or at best call on him to put more smiles on people’s faces. We are indeed in a world of humour. Coming home, if OBJ had paid any serious attention to the flimsy rants of comedians about him, for sure, the king of comedy Alibaba and some of my colleagues would by now be staggering with castrated tongues or even conduced to the fate of extinct dinosaurs. To him we all pay homage for his paternal encouragement to the industry, but more for providing inexhaustible materials for our business to thrive. In the same vein, Tuface Idibia, Wande Coal, Dele Momodu, Weird MC, Segun Arinze, Chris Okotie, Don Jazzy, Banky W, Tonto Dikeh, D’Banj, Omobaba, Alibaba, the Jonathans and others deserves constant applause as well for having not drawn the sword of enmity against me and my colleagues. I am very sure that who ever is reading this piece can relate the above mentioned names to numerous jokes done by comedians. The truth of the matter is that only those revered by society enter into the contemporary comical repertoire. Please may all VIP’s note this down.

In other to flee parochialism in this slim letter, let me quickly draw our attention to a relevant point from one of the fathers of African literature. Achebe writes: ‘Some years ago at an international writers’ meeting in Sweden, a Swedish writer and journalist said to a small group of us Africans present: “You fellows are lucky. Your governments put you in prison. Here in Sweden nobody pays any attention to us no matter what we write.” We apologized profusely to him for his misfortune and our undeserved luck!’ (Chinua Achebe, The Education of a British-Protected Child, London, Penguin, 2011, p. 121) If it were like this for intellectuals like Swedish writers and journalists, how would it be for the lame Swedish comedians? Definitely worse! It must be noted that this manner of apathy towards comedians is replicated across the civilized world. I guess the point should have been clear by now.
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Dear Kennis Music, permit me to modestly state that it was an harmless joke that meant neither vilification nor slight when I said “ we all saw an advert on television confirming that Kenny and D One were going to cover the Red Carpet at the last Grammy Awards in America for our viewing pleasure back home in Nigeria, Only for us to find the two of them interviewing their own artiste Jawon (around an American 3rd Mainland Bridge very far from the venue) without having access to the venue and foreign celebs at the event”.[/size] That joke was only a spontaneous exaggeration by a comedian who needed to just lie to the world and make a living from it.The naivety and clumsiness in attacking you aside, you and I know very well that any attack on you by any comedian is as pointless as a wild-goose chase. However, my sincere apologies if I exaggerated in my jokes. Please no harm was intended. It was rather a confirmation of your significance to society. The several great artistes you created will witness better to this than my little self. Again, by ‘agelessness’ I intended the lasting glamour of your presence in the entertainment industry, and the future and perpetuity you stand for in the music enterprise. This is it; no equivocation was intended. Please forgive and forget.

Best regards.

Sincerely,

AY

http://thenetng.com/news/ay-apologizes-to-keke-ogungbe-and-d1-over-grammy-awards-joke/

manny4life: Like I figured, Crazy man and his cohorts will come to cause chaos and then leave....

Abeg, you people should take out sexkillz or whatever his name is, VERY UNFIT...

was never considered. or.. no, I don't think so. okija whatever too is a clown

My Solidarity...

I didn't participate in the first election and that may explain why I regularly had disagreements with Onlytruth during his soon to be elapsed tenure - especially when he started backing Peter Obi which I saw as a support of retrogression.

Having said that. I respect the opinions so far on the thread (except of course those of our almajiri 'neighbors' who have no job but trolling). For the Eze, I would appreciate someone that will not be bias when assessing our leaders, whether governors or whoever, Someone that will promote the return of Igbo investments to AlaIgbo (Yep. we need to start rediscovering ourselves). Someone that is, pragmatic rich with igbo history and will not easily be swayed by opinions of nincompoops all over this site. I see odumchi is leading the pack already but I don't even know him that much, I don't see him in the field. We don't need someone that is not active. And I think his being a MOD as was stated earlier will really tie his hands (I may be wrong).

Finally, I don't believe in the entity called Nigeria. It is never realistic anyway, so I will nominate the people that share this same same ideas. Its on these premise that I nominate the following.

Dede1
One Naira
FSU
I hope any of them wins..

Peace
Peace