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tnerro1:
This will be nice if implemented, you can not give someone shakabula to go and fight someone with AK 47, that is insane. Sometimes I wonder if the civilian JTF really understands the risks they are taking.

With state police, you don’t need forest or mountain or savanna guards, they will all be units inside the state police forces

Problem is, state police will be under the governor! And that police will be the ones to enforce elections and laws.
In Nigeria you know what that means - witch hunting anybody who says kpim against the governor!

mrvitalis:
Same story.. He gets sents to prison for a few days... He requests for bail

Bail I set and he gets released

Case is adjourned till he can settle with the new people in power

sekeyso:
You get the story. Nothing concrete is coming out of it, same yaya bello is now a free man after similar shenanigans

Exactly.
Compare to US senator below, jailed 11 years AND his wife 4²½ years for collecting gifts!
Will NEVER happen in Naija even if caught Gandollar style.

Nigeria is one kind country😆

datola:
That's act of economic sabotage. They should be arrested and their trucks impounded.

Normally, yes, but you forget this is Nigeria!

Steinmann:
CORRUPT POTS CALLING A CLEANER KETTLE BLACK
Why witch hunt ngige of all persons?
Why?

Why? Because he is CORRUPT in capitals.
Is that a good enough reason?

UniQue84:
Nice one..,happy birthday Pastor..more years.

While we're at it, may I humbly ask, how many birthdays did Christ and his apostles celeberate?

SixSeven:
Have you read this book by Peter Pan Enahoro

It answers your question. It's funny that it was written first in the 60s and as not changed much.

😅🤣
Thanks for this

Helinuss:
They are just having fun. Pastor Chris is very humble

Niigeria already has a problem with conspicuous consumption. Is this the example he wants to set??
Of all the hungry people, this is NOT Christ-like

PWANMaxGroup:
If a Dangote, Elumelu, Musk, Davido, or Zuckerberg had a massive party, congratulatory messages would be all over social medi,a but if it's a Pastor, tongues will wag. Allow rightto celebrate himself. If it was poorly organized, people will talk. This is the first major birthday celebration of his that people are talking about. Pastor Chris deserves to be celebrated. He has impacted souls, touched lives, and brought healing to the nations.

Stop supporting what's not right. This is person a lot of people take example from. So from now on it is whose birthday will be bigger!

Breaker001:
You deserve even more, Sire. God bless your new age 🙏

Deeserve is one thing, to actually take it is another.
Is this the example he wants to set?

BreakingNews21:
Gotta wonder if DJT will offer her executive office political asylum in the US. It doesn't look like she can return home without facing repercussions for breaking the travel ban. She wanted to give Mr. Trump her Nobel Peace Prize. Now is the golden opportunity for both of them.😉

The prize is not hers to give!😅

MarkNsukkaBread:
I find it hard to believe this story

Probably extensive Hollywood make-up, not just "wig"!

nairalanda1:
While the army is incompetent and all.......the simple reason is the man died in a plane crash, not explosion on plane.

We beleive in such a theory, the same way people believe that JFK was killed by a conspiracy, instead of the simple explanation that he was killed by one man, because if a whole COAS can die in plane crash, with all the security and service, what does that mean for ordinary people like us.? Best to believe 'they did it'

You can believe that 'they did it because Shekau' (the story about shekau in maiduguri...it is also very possible that Shekau moved out on his own without hearing from anyone in the army self...we tend to think that boko is made up of dull people)...or you can assume it was simply a plane crash.

At the same time you can believe, as I do, that the army is not handling the fight against boko well, because they are not. This fight requires specialists in assymetric warfare, not conventional warfare. Armies have always struggled when the enemy is fighting assymetrically. (It took the british over 15 years to subdue the Edo people after 1897. And the edo people used extensive assymetric warfare. Go and verify).

JuanDeDios:
Ok. But why are you dismissing the General's position out of hand? Is it not also possible that he's correct and AHQ was being run by a crook? That Shekau was tipped off?

You don't look at just one event, you look at patterns. How many head-of-state plane crashes have we had in Nigeria? How easy is it for a well-maintained military plane that carries high-level officers to crash? You'd realise that chances of such a plane crashing is almost zero. Combine that fact with other factors and you have your almost certain answer

faceland:
Zik was a dreamer. He believed in a united Africa.

Well, subsequent events have proved him a curse.
But for Zik there'd have been no civil war. Eastern region will be a separate country right now. Combine their massive oil and brains and enterprising spirit, it'd be one of the richest countries in the world. Instead this is what we have after a civil war that killed 3 million. ALL because of Zik! I'm really pissed off when I think of it. I mean, THE NORTH DID NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF NIGERIA!!
I know his heart was in good place but IMO he should never be celebrated.

just2endowed:
The problem is that down south here, we refuse to join the military. When one region occupies 80% of all strategies Location in the NA and 50% are sympathetic to jihadist course, there is bound to be compromise in the military.

Let's take the sultan of sokoto and gumi for instance.these guys we're once in the military and surely they will refer many sympathizers to join the military and many will be enlisted.

I blame Zik. He's the one that forever tied us to these Jihadists

Dzzzz:
English is the problem and glad you identified the area you missed..People like you only read the cover off the book without looking inside..Incase of next time,you should check the words in play before you open your mouth to spill trash..English no be your mate oo..

😅🤣😂🤣
TROLL!!

Dzzzz:
All these talks is because you find it hard to understand a word I used since we started this talks..I used the word”Liable and Likely” but you couldn’t process it because your head is full of arguments..You tend to argue like a child but don’t have time to teach children the meaning of liable right now..If you don’t know the meaning of “Liable” I could put it in subtitles for you..

What is this guy's problem??! My friend I'm not even almost LIABLE nor even remotely LIKELY to have anything to do with a man sexually, yet I'd have anal with a female! Why is that so hard for you to understand??
I know you're just trolling so don't think I don't know!

Dzzzz:
Ask yourself a wuestion,How were BI’s made?..When you get the answer then let me know..

This discussion has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with how Bi's, gays, heteros or anybody else are made! Keep trolling

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Dzzzz:
You don’t want to listen and that’s your problem..I done tell you my own and I go still tell you again”Any man who does Anal is liable to penetrate a man’s hole”..

And I've told you "your own" is TOTALLY WRONG!
And how am I so 100% sure? Because of ME MYSELF! I can do anal with a woman yet totally repulsed by just the THOUGHT of anything sexual with a man! Can you know me better than me? You can't! So you LOST the argument.
So go and rest!

AllBlack:
Gays kiss too right?
Gays give B-Jay too right?
Gays hug too right?
Gays go on dates too. No?

If you can do all this with a girl then you can also DESIRE to do it with a man right? Cos that's exactly what you said up there.

He's already been told this severally. I think we should stop responding to the perv at this point. He's just trolling. Just because he's bisexual he thinks everyman is!

Peterrio:
What is your definition of "gay"?

I think we should just ignore the bi (maybe even gay) guy. I think he's just trolling

This is YouTube Yoruba culture.
In the old days due to wars, etc, there were always excesss women. It was normal for a man to marry more than one wife

Dzzzz:
You need to read it again cause clearly you don’t understand what he said..

Bottom line, having a fetish with one sex doesn't mean you’ll have same fetish with the other sex. Example, you may be turned on by a female peeing into your mouth but be totally disgusted by the thought of a man doing same. Likewise, a female spanking you, or tying you up, etc.
Get that into your skull!
End of discussion.

Dzzzz:
You the one getting it wrong bro..I said”Men who do anal are liable to Bleep other men’s hole”I didn’t say there are no straight men..Your the one getting it wrong..

And you are sooo wrong. A 100% straight guy like me would be grossed out just thinking of a man's. All he can think of is shit. To such a person a man's ass has absolutely nothing to do with sex. It is hard for you to fathom because you are somewhat bi.
Sex is over 90% psychological. You'll enjoy having sex with a beautiful girl but would be grossed out by an old ugly witch, yet they both have same hole!

Dzzzz:
Read from where he said”Most guys dislike it”it’s because he knows some men do go into it..You talk about what you know and I’m telling you from experience..

Here's what he said below. Infact the "overnight" there is to indicate it is stupid.
"Most guys could dislike it because they believe men also have anal and this could turn them gay overnight."

Diamond098454:
If i said my mind now you guys will come for my head. I rather not comment than to lie to myself

Preek is always sweet when you suck it.

No one should quote me please
This is my opinion. Personal experience so, please don't come for my head

Just say "TO ME"!!
I don't like my dick being sucked AT ALL. Infact my last birthday a girl offered that as a birthday gift and I turned it down. What I love is thrusting my hips and sticking my finger and pre-intimacy.

*Nairaland bot auto-corrected "fore play" to "pre-intimacy"

Dzzzz:
You stand on your side of the fence and I stand on mine..Since you’re right and I’m right then we all right ..

You are emphatically WRONG! You'd be right if you were talking of somewhat bi men, but most men are strictly straight!

Dzzzz:
God bless you for what you just said..The last 5 paragraph is what I was telling the same guy you having his discussion with oo

WHERE did he say if you crave sex with women (anal) you must also crave sex with men??!

Dzzzz:
I go still talk am again…Any man that loves anal sex is liable to have a man’s yansh for dinner..

Me too, I go still talk am...Any man that loves vaginal sex will have his mother's vagina for breakfast!

Content.
No Nigerian woman would say this even if they're dying!

everythingtall3:
Calm down, I'm not gay and i'm not attracted to anal sex by a fellow man neither. Also, i'm not embracing anal sex, it is too risky and it's not safe, but from my one time experience I can bodily it is sweeter because anal is tighter than most Virgina and that is a fact. The pennies receive more pleasure when something tights is handling the penetration and that's why some guys can easily ejaculate during masturbation and won't ejaculate during virginal sex because the hand holds it tighter than the Virgina.

I do not like it when Nigerians make judgements because of religion or personal believes, this is the reason why we don't grow as a black nation. I do not say anal sex is good neither am i encouraging anybody to try it out. I have only shared my personal experience and the fact. My personal experience might not be the fact for everybody but the fact is the fact for everybody.

Not everybody would like it , most people would be irritated by it, most people could land in the hospital for having anal sex. Most guys could dislike it because they believe men also have anal and this could turn them gay overnight. But the fact remains that it is tighter than Virgina therefore it is more pleasurable for a man that is not irritated by it.

Who said anything about you being gay??! Read the argument I've been having with the other guy on this same thread.
From your writing I can tell you didn't have any anal sex with any Hausa woman. You're just writing what you think should be the case or what you saw in porn - not what you experienced yourself. Sex is over 90% psychological and people have all sorts of fetishes including anal which most don't actually fully do. And it is not necessarily tighter when you fully get going, only different - different but NOT better at all!

Dzzzz:
We are not talking about straight men here..Bros it’s too early Abeg,you can carry the World Cup..

That's exactly what we're talking about. I'm expert at that because I know it from inside. If you start talking about bi or gay I can only speculate and can't sound sure because I really don't know

Dzzzz:
I see you only read with your eyes and not your head..

It is human nature to assume most people are like you so I don't blame you. I'm only pissed off because you're wrong yet so stubborn about it. Most men DON'T attach any sexuality whatsoever to other men. I, for example, am sexually attracted to women like most men, but for me men have NOTHING at all to do with sex whatsoever - men are people I hang out with, gist with, even are quite close friends with, but that's it!
Simply just always bear in mind that totally straight men are NOT like you!

Dzzzz:
BTW,how do you think gays and bisexuals were made?..You think they were manufactured?

DOESN'T MATTER!!! What matters is that they are bi or gay NOT straight! Most men are straight and DON'T relate men to sex exactly same way you don't relate yoir mother to sex!

Dzzzz:
You’re just a Top Tier pathological dumb guy..A gay,lesbian or bisexual is not a disease but it depends on the sexual orientation the person desires to have at the moment..Bisexuals can have a woman and a man at same time..Gay men are not only attracted to a fellow gay man..They can be attracted to any non binary people..You no nothing about what you saying bro,I still stand on what I say”if you can do anal the you liable to penetrate a man’s hole..TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT..Once you attracted to anal you can penetrate a man’s hole..

Arggghh!! This is soo frustrating! My friend you are bisexual!! Most men are NOT like that. Most men are 100% straight!!! Just as sex doesn't enter your thoughts when you think of your mum - though she has a vagina. So are are Most men when it comes to other men! YOU ARE BI. But most men are NOT like you. Most men are STRAIGHT! Get that into yoir skull!

She's so beautiful