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Eye when I take dey look yakubu na im i take dey look Lukaku

Very useless

Na so them dey talk am

If he set just na
Na she go still write say her husband was an assshole

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Pregnancy nor just fit this woman at all

She be like tooth pick

abeniagbon:
lobatan drop 5 single and get rich in Nigeria

I tire o
And the worse part of it be say them dey sing rubbish

Na only 2face and Burna boy get talent for Nigeria

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Hmmm. Na wa o

I will surely drink all type of tea
But pover-tea is the only tea i won't drink

Abeg osazee give me my laptop make i bomb china small. All huzzle na huzzle

Lilwayne: get rich or die while trying

French Montana: school teach you how to read but the street will teach you how to read between the lines.
Rick Ross: when you master the huzzle then you conquer the struggle
Future: they got blood on the money but i will still count it

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Women and Dickkk

Ciaos:
Continue from where he stopped because you don see bad things tire..... Talking yeyerish.

Na me give you problem?

Kizyte:
WARRI PROVERBS

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.�

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall ���

3. Dem dey eat yam for Germany?

4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.

13. Forget Trust ��� If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile �. ✌

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.

18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote ��

19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.

20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible

22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26. The patient dog �... Nah hungry go kill am.

27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.

30. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh

31. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh

We nigggarzzz quote from Benin city

No matter the amount of weed you smoke you can never be the most high
Only jah(God) is the most high

Haha weed nor go kill us for Benin

Osazee abeg give me that tie make i burn am

otokx:
NAAT is not involved in this warning strike.

Yes you are correct

backnbeta:
I wonder why they are not allowing cars into UI, even the cabs are not allowed to operate! When ASUU go on strike, no need to make people uncomfortable to validate their strike, people just know ASUU is on strike. But NASU must force people to notice them...seeking attention by all means!

The reason for this strike is that academic staff were paid six months earned allowance ( hazard allowance) and non academic staff were left out

So the power outage in Uniben yesterday was as a result of this strike

He for just remain blind

Because the bad things when Humans dey do when he go begin view from now on ehnnnn go make am regret why he regain he sight

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If you see as government staff dey misbehave ehnnn

Their lackadaisical attitude towards work is annoying

Our noisy neighbors from the west are no where to be found in top ten
Well-done my Igbo brothers

Proudly Edo state! Bini boy to be precise

And don't quote me to say what of Lagos

Because Lagos we all know is occupied by Igbos.

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Not surprised

For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

If you can return back to your bed in the evening then you are just lucky and don't thank one low budget ass Moda fuckkking son of one broke asss carpenter called Joseph through him the world was deceived to believe that there is one imaginary being up there in the sky called God