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Davido just want to make baby everywhere, tuface just dey learn work.

She didn't finish the story, let her tell us what happened after wards.

I thought they said south is the most consumer of drugs, how come the drugs consumed in the south is causing banditry, insurgency, terrorism, and killing in the North.

They are investigating the death of the real citizens of Nigeria

SuperBold:
I'm just telling them yorubas never do dem anything but dey won't leave us alone

You see your life, disgracing Yoruba's up and down

Printerscanner:
Ehinnaya Abaribe has done quite well. He is trying. But, he should present a bill on the floor of the Senate to discuss breakup of Nigeria.

I am from the same senatorial zone with Abaribe, believe me, the man is too stingy, he hasn't done anything for his people, even the road to his own house is nothing to write home about, he is just romancing the senatorial seat because if his vocal Power, apart from that, nothing else.

If he likes let him call them Oduduwa or Arewa miscreants, the man is a big fool, if you watch the video, you will understand how foolish and stupid he is, for those who are commenting rubbish without knowing what happened, the injustice melted out to the young man will soon come to their doorsteps.

When you guys visit the doctor, you will get an answer

If I say may that man never come back, it will look as if I am wishing him bad.

I don really become old man

purpletrips:
snake farming I guess...u and lala will just be running things to the front page ...lol

he said snail not snake, meanwhile I will go for grasscutter farming anytime, any day

He should lead by example by making sure all his children are are enrolled into the military, Nonsense man Making nonsense statement.

Bad road, undisciplined drivers

Simplyleo:
And Despite this confession, I still insist the police actually arrested the wrong people.

The real culprits are the fulani bandits. Lamidi cownu has already explained to us how the bandits attacked and killed the police. 

ESN and Ipob are unarmed peaceful people defending themselves. 

Ipob lunatics are illiterates.

cry cry baby, hatred will destroy you one day, very soon we will be bringing food for you people in Benin republic when you finally join your coward brothers there

Which party, the one that installed you from supreme court corrupt judges, if election holds 100× in the East, APC will never smell a governorship seat except through rigging.

I trust our people, they can curse the hell out of other people, the bad mouth of Nigerians can resurrect Hitler from the grave.

I love dogs

Why won't you kill a snake there, look at how filthy the place is.

culprit that deserves to be arrested and put away in jail

George Weah should have been number 1

He will blame the devil now, but he is the devil himself.

PrinxArthur1:
out of everything you said na exhaust pipe off me

We use it amongst us so that these foreign dudes don't comprehend what we are saying

Jeremani:
bro abeg my guy dey find client

what are you selling? lol

khiaa:
How does that make Nigerian men sought after by foreigners?

Our charisma, boldness, ability to worship a woman no matter how pretty or ugly she might look.

Angelacruz:
Impressive...so how did it end?

not bad, on mutual ground, just say we are two explorers exploring each other, that all.

DonBenny77:
Which one be exhaust pipe again?

women have one exhaust pipe where we normally grease from time to time with our engine oil, if you know, you know.

I wanted one of the girls to reject the proposal and see heaven and earth today

flexing police man

He should just tell us Buhari never made Nigerians any promises at all

Most of what she said is true, I remember when I was working in a hotel abroad, there was this white lady from Netherlands that was a manager in one of the departments in the hotel, she was earning cool cash, because of her position, I noticed that many of this white folks where afraid of her not to talk of wooing here, she was very tall and pretty, then I was new in the company, so one day we where all in the kitchen when she came around, the way I talked to her boldly like I don't give a Bleep about her position shocked her, she started monitoring me without me knowing it, as time went by, I developed interest for the babe, told her one cool day that she looks cool with her killer curves, infact that if I die because of her that I must make heaven since an angel killed me, she was shocked to the marrow, she laughed and laughed, that was how me and the babe started, before you know it, I started traveling through her exhaust pipe on steady basis, funny enough I was one of the lowest earners in the company, so our people got the vibes.