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YOUR MAMA NA MAD WOMAN...HE BI LIKE SAY YOU NO NEAR SCHOOL GATE! NAIRALAND NA WETIN..TEXASLANDYOU DONT SPEAK TO NIGERIANS..WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FORUM ANOFIA!!![size=20pt][/size]

Atmmachine:
Sorry.
I don't talk to Nigerians

I want to be Noticed..I wonder what is there to be Noticed about you..If it is the Teenage Hair Style you have on your Empty Head Or the Fact that you are a Slave in Texas.. Senseless Idiot! Your Mama suppose don use you as Menstruation Or make your Papa don jerk you off...but your Parents weren't Sensible Enough to know which one to keep as a Child and which one they should have used for Money Ritual.
I dey wait your Mama Responce oh..I get your time well well.

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Atmmachine:
Because, you be [size=90pt]ASHAWO[/size]

Which Kingdom..
Soro Niyen?

sauceny:
This is the same shoe(g-string) that lucifer uses to torture women in his kingdom...

Bros...Hummm is all I can say

temitope28:
That serves Rotimi Amechi right
That guy is really a betrayer trying to sell out igbos to those mallam because of his selfish political interest
God bless nigeria
God bless rivers state
God bless wiki
God bless the good people of rivers

Yeye dey Smell...We don leave that one for them, Make them use that one take dey sustain their PDP....It is well..We have 22 States...What more..

lalasticlala:
http://www.channelstv.com/2015/04/14/rivers-inec-announce-state-house-of-assembly-poll-result/

wONDERFUL

The Oba did not Miss Yarn Bro.

Look at it from this perspective.

What if the West is not Allowed to vote in the East and the East the West, or the North the South. Every one is asked to return to the Geo Political zones to vote and Select their leaders, The Igbos would not keep sabotaging the effort of the Yoruba in the Yoruba Land. Neither would the Yoruba Interfere with the Selection in the Igbo Land.

This are things that they would not allow to happen in Onitsha, or Aba or any other place in the East, but The Yoruba being very accomodating are being walked on (Which is what the Oba meant).

You can Imagine JK (Agbaje) saying he would make the Eze Ndi Igbo in Lagos's Title to be equivalent to the Title of the Oba of Lagos. Which in itself is an Insult on the entire YORUBA coming from a YORUBA.

If you can see things from this perspective you would understand what the Oba meant and that he did not Miss Yarn. Bad Timing and he should have sugar coated it in a way...but he did not Miss Yarn, he was just being Raw with the Fact.

CR77:
Funny but not funny because our Oba miss yarn

nice

This land is not for sale

Beware of my wife

Some figures are wrong bro

arbitrage:
THE SIX GEO-POLITICAL ZONES NIGERIAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION FINAL. RESULTS ALMOST READY and SOON TO BE DECLARED.

Here's the summary:
NORTH EAST
(1) Adamawa -APC
(2) Bauchi -APC
(3) Borno -APC
(4) Gombe -APC
(5) Taraba -APC
(6) Yobe -APC
NORTH CENTRAL
(7) Benue -APC
( Nassarawa -PDP
(9) Niger -APC
(10) Kogi -APC
(11) Plateau -PDP
(12) Kwara -APC
NORTH WEST
(13) Jigawa -APC
(14) Kaduna -APC
(15) Kano -APC
(16) Katsina -APC
(17) Kebbi - APC
(18) Sokoto -APC
(19) Zamfara -APC
SOUTH WEST
(20) Lagos -APC
(21) Ogun -APC
(22) Osun -APC
(23) Oyo -APC
(24) Ondo -APC
(25) Ekiti -PDP
SOUTH EAST
(26) Anambra -PDP
(27) Imo -PDP
(28) Ebonyi -PDP
(29) Enugu -PDP
(30) Abia -PDP
SOUTH SOUTH
(31) Akwa -PDP
(32) Bayelsa -PDP
(33) Cross River -PDP
(34) Delta -PDP
(35) Edo -PDP
(36) Rivers -PDP
F.C.T
(37) Abuja -PDP
APC WINS 22 STATES
PDP WINS 15 STATES
INEC will release the Official results soon.

*Take note, Kaduna APC result is 1,127,760 and not 1,217,760 mistakenly stated in the preliminary result below.

BASTARD NAIJA DELTA

Very True Bro.

I hear the name Aero adn I just pwuk...I literally.

That man is a Tout, A Theif..I am lost for the words to qualify him personality.

You should display a picture of his Tout and the Guns

Rubbish.

How much did he even pay you for this Advert? Abi na website you tell am say you wan do for am?

Birds of feathers.......You know what they say now!

YAYI all the way!

Bye Bro. RIP

lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/28/gunmen-kill-pdp-chieftain-in-osun/

FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH..SEE HOW THAT WOULD SETTLE THE AIR SO FAST..COME BACK AFTER ONE MONTH

perfectionist:
Nairalanders, I'm in a quagmire! About one week ago, my mother came to visit my family with her sister and a friend. After the preliminary greetings and felicitations, I proceeded to take leave of my guests in order to go and service my car, leaving them in the hands of my wife after having provided some refreshments for them.
Now, my wife and mother have no love lost between them and barely get along but the joviality they displayed together in my presence combined with the fact that my mother's sister and friend were also around made me to believe all will be well and nothing will go wrong.
No sooner had I left home than I received a frantic call from my wife to return quickly that all hell had broken loose.
Upon getting home, I found my mother and my wife on the 3-seater going at each other with both wailing. I managed to separate them and proceeded to find the cause of the fight. I was told by the two onlookers (mother's sister and a friend) that my wife prevented my mother from taking some photos of the child dedication we did a few weeks back from the photo album. This incensed my mother and led to my wife being slapped following which all hell was broken loose. My mother even sustained a deep scratch on her face.
Now, my family members have insisted that my wife must leave the house for committing this abomination (their words, not mine). Indeed, my mother has told me in no uncertain terms that mother and son relationship has ended as long as my wife continues to remain in the house.
I love my wife and has two young children with her but this whole issue has complicated things.
What should I do? Your candid advice and suggestions will be appreciated.

Some people don buy house for Nairaland. Una nor dey rest??

I would re-paint the room! Ask her if she likes it, if she likes it, I would speak to her about destroying the house. Then I will buy her a nice white board and a drawing materials.

*Never beat your child.

smartcred:
Your child having fun by drawing scribbles on one side of a well painted wall in your home? Lol... What would you do?


http://lindaikeji..in/2015/03/dear-parents-what-would-you-do-if-you.html?m=1

If I was in your shoes, I would get my phone, get a nice shot and blackmail him to making me the Supervisor..

johncreek:
Today was so dramatic and confusing for me because I am between life and death as I speak.
After the work period today, already in the parking lot and I realised I forgot my wallet on my working desk, I went back to the office, as I open the department door what I saw was unimaginable; my Boss pant down with my Supervisor's wife.
They were shocked as I caught them.
I just turned back to go and my boss said something that has refused to leave my head for long now.
He said "If another person know what you discover today you will either be dead or alive".
Am really scared as I type this because I need candid help please.
Save a brother. .

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ultimatetboy:
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Just for the smart ones.

Which part of the body is this?

Bros you wicked oh! Slow Recovery.. can't stop laughing!

Taylor86:
buhari where are you? ur boys are going down, d clueless has woken up


















buhari sorry heard u are in coma in london...anyway wish u slow recovery

Her name is not Adijatu, Her name is Abimbola Soleye,n She has a restaurant in Manchester, You can find her on Pwetie Gold on Facebook

cbrass:
The lady, who gave her name simply as Adijatu towards the end of the video attached to this report, said she organised the 100 persons from Manchester in the United Kingdom for the purpose of the pro-Jonathan protest.


The lady who organised the rented crowd that protested at the Chatham House in London on Thursday on behalf of President Goodluck Jonathan has been uncovered.

The lady, who gave her name simply as Adijatu towards the end of the video attached to this report, said she organised the 100 persons from Manchester in the United Kingdom for the purpose of the pro-Jonathan protest.

The rented crowd also protested against the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Major General Muhammadu Buhari.

As earlier reported, a member of the President Jonathan campaign team and the Assistant Director of Civil Society and Support Groups in the Diaspora, Chief Peter Mozie, had requested for $20,000 to mobilise some Nigerians in the United Kingdom to protest at Chatham House where Buhari was to deliver a speech on Thursday.

A memo, addressed to the Director of Civil Society and Support Groups, Prof. Nick Eze, and copied to the Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan on Political Affairs, Prof. Rufai Alkali, said different persons at the venue of the anti-Buhari rally will have various talking points.

Adijatu confirmed on video that she mobilised the persons who came to the venue. She said they came in six buses.
She said unlike Buhari with low spending power, Jonathan was a heavy spender.

She equally said she could organise such crowd for anyone in need of such.
Asked if she was the one who pocketed the $20,000 budgeted for the rally, she simply laughed and moved on to other discussions.



http://theeagleonline.com.ng/lady-who-collected-20000-to-arrange-rented-crowd-for-jonathan-in-london-uncovered-video/

Well, good thing you know you are naughty, so you can work on it!

owolawitola:
Exactly! But i'd prefer talkin to the child in a way that she will sit somewhere and think very well. If I was talked to more than i was flogged, i'm sure i wont be so......what word should i use now....naughty sha.

Yes I know they might, why shy away from the Truth. Just an opinion though.

People affected by this tragedy might be reading the comments here now or later.

So when you get married and you get back to find out your husband has been sleeping with your house girl, You would file for a divorce? I wonder how many husbands you would file a divorce against. Sweetie, It comes with it. You should get a hold of your Man and give him reasons to be with you alone, 99% of Men are not 100% Faithful.

It's going to be a little Hard but trust me, if he has decided to through with the introduction, he wants you. Besides, you didn't see him using the condom. He might've used the house for a short-time for his friend.

Ask him and find a solution.

seseannie:
Pls advice me house. I and my boyfriend of 2yrs have fixed a date for our introduction nxt month. And I jst gained admission for my masters programme in another state. I travelled on sunday so that I can start the registration process only for me to come back today n see two used condoms in a nylon inside d kitchen. So many things running in my mind now. I am thinking of quietly quitting the relationship or should I confront him?

Beating your child only increases the kids's inferior complex. If you have to flog that kid, ensure it is worth it and we'll controled.

owolawitola:
Its not everything cane can solve. I dont even think there is a thing it can solve

It's no use talking to her Mother, if she has not been comfortable talking to her daughter about Sex at this Age, she would never be comfortable to talk about Sex ever, Telling her mother would mean she would have to do it in the Toilet where no one would see her. Once you start, there's no going back. Let her be. Time would teach her.

falconey:
It was a shock I couldn't believe my eyes, I went to visit her parent this past weekend to drop a message for her father. I couldn't believe what I saw when I entered her room( it is a 3bedroom flat, she has her own room and only her and her 9 years old younger brother were around), I saw her touching her private part with earpiece on her ear. I guess thatz why she didn't hear me knock. The masturbation is not the shock but knowing she is young in SS1, I can't remember her actual age but I can still recall when and where she was born. I can't stop thinking of that incident. part of me want to tell her mum to give her lessons about her body and the other part says don't. I don't know what to do

When I was a kid, used to live with my Grand ma in the Village, I was told dreams are always the negative of the real picture.

emusmith:
Dreams are very powerful. I've heard some folks say, "My dream always come through". They are right.

Dreams have behind them hidden meanings.

Everyone has has their share of wonderful and terrifying dreams, and has wondered about the secret meanings behind them.

Check out the 10 hidden/ bizarre meanings behind these common dreams:


1. What you Dreamed:

That you cheated on your partner — or they cheated on you.


What It Means:

Don’t worry. This doesn’t necessarily mean your partner has been cheating you! Something has become a “third wheel” in your relationship, and it could be your job, your children, your hobby, or something else. You may dream this when you feel “cheated” out of time with your partner.


2. What You Dreamed:

That you’ve gone blind.

What It Means:

Have you been turning a “blind eye” to a problem in your life? It may be time to open your eyes and address the issue(s).


3. What You Dreamed:

That you were in a classroom.

What It Means:

Unsurprisingly, dreaming of being in a classroom may mean it’s time for you to learn a lesson about a certain issue or concern. If you’re late for class, that could mean that you’re afraid to miss out on an important opportunity. You're scared to take a BOLD step that will move you forward. Is something coming to mind?


4. What You Dreamed:
That you were at the doctor’s office.

What It Means:

No one likes going to the doctor — awake or asleep. However, this dream has powerful symbolism. It could mean it’s time for you to embrace spiritual, physical, or mental healing in some aspect of your life.


5. What You Dreamed:

That you were flying.

What It Means:

Many people have experienced this extraordinary dream, but what does it actually mean? Flying is a good thing: It means you’ve soared above the pack. Maybe you just got a promotion or you’re in a really wonderful relationship — all of those things could make you feel like flying! You know what I mean


6. What You Dreamed:

That you encountered a spider.

What It Means:

Many of us have woken up with a creepy, crawly feeling after dreaming about this dreaded arachnid. Spiders weave a “web” of lies, and it could mean that someone has been dishonest towards you. Yes!


7. What You Dreamed:

That you’re pregnant.

What It Means:

Don’t go rushing to the pharmacy for a pregnancy test! This could mean that you’re about to give ‘birth’ to something new and wonderful in your life- something that will needs lots of love, devotion and dedication to reach its full potential.


8. What You Dreamed:

That you’re naked in public.

What It Means:

Being naked in front of a group of people means that you are unprepared for something: an important presentation, a difficult test, or major job interview. Take this dream as your cue to step up and get prepared. You don’t want to be embarrassed in real life, too! Hmm!


9. What You Dreamed:

That you’re trying to kill someone.

What It Means:

No, you probably don’t harbor secret, unconscious homicidal thoughts. This dream simply means that you need to put an end to something toxic in your life. E.g Gossip, Backbiting, Envy, "Bashing", Malice, Enmity etc.


10. What You Dreamed:

That you’re getting married.

What It Means:

Marriage represents the ultimate union. Dreaming of a wedding could mean that you need to make an important commitment in your life — although it doesn’t necessarily need to be with another person.
It could be with your goals, passion or job.



Interpreting Your Dreams From This Perspective Won't Misdirect You, At least


Sweet Dreams

Autopsy would show that my died of Heart Failure. The pressure of the wedding killed him, not the accident.

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This PDP people can cry sha! Are we fools... Oga Shey na Today dem just dey destroy ni?

itsdumebi:
The minister of Youth Development, Boni Haruna, broke down and cried yesterday after seeing the destruction Boko Haram brought down on some villages in Adamawa. Haruna was also a former governor of the state.
http://itsdumebi.com/minister-sheds-tears-after-seeing-boko-haram-devastation-in-adamawa/

He is as much a tyrant as Gbagbo!! Unfortunately, he would get away with His

SeverusSnape:
... THAT'S WHY I LIKE BARCANISTA
Among the APC comrades around, you're the most sincere and truthful(... Even though we do argue at times, I must admit). I've said it times without number, the news of this interim whatever is just a propaganda, distraction and a means of heating up the polity. Only the unwise and naive will believe such.

Jonathan is a true Democrat and will peacefully handover if he loses the presidential race, Why are some e-touts comparing him(Jonathan) to Gbagbo?...who was a tyrant.
Thank goodness this is coming from a Buhari supporter, Now the rest of you should take note, Stop spreading all these lies around, It won't do you any good.

Thank you barcanista, I wished you were Lai mohammed

Moderators please do the needful.

Very Clean Tooth! Hair undone for over A Month...

When they say if a Man Kills for Jihad he would get Virgins...What did the Quran say a WOMAN would get? Male Virgins too?

Boko Haram, has really gotten out of Hand..I hope Buhari him self would be able to put them under control.

SmartestGuyEver:
This is the damn suicide bomber