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My only requirement is that you should be a fan of game of thrones.

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Offer valid while stock lasts

Onsmenp:
........ yea.... on 25th, 26th of this month. Try enquire from beneficiaries you know

I made a few enquiries and it seems like they are making the payments by batches based on the state you did your verification.

Somebodee:
How about new scholars(we that wrote the test March, 2017) pls any update concerning award and payment..?

I'm sure they'll get to the new beneficiaries when they are done with the old ones. Be sure to keep checking with your school's students affairs office.

Onsmenp:
What's d latest on payment of arrears? Heard some persons hv been paid. What happen to those yet to be paid or is payment in batches? Anyone wit first hand info should pls share.

is this a recent payment you are speaking of?

Adamawaswt:
Pls ooo what's d meaning of CFRN

Constitution of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

TroubleDude:
nah... she actually acted the movie... can't remember the name tho

EnigmaticEnigma:
Is that a photoshiped rihanna pix

Battleship

12. Mercenary Feminist



Male. Basically a pick me Merchant. Needs the retweets for his thriving DM business.

Culled from Lists.ng

Stop spewing trash here. Note 4 is 5.7 inches 2GB ram 16GB rom.

11. Schutzstaffel (SS) Feminist



Believes men are 100% scum without exception. Looking for Zyklon B for the final solution.

10.Kamikaze Feminist



Unreasonable and usually self contradictory fighter jet feminist. Will tweet self compromising info to win argument.

9. Talibán Feminist



Used to police the TL giving rules. Till her 9/11 moment when she attacked a Superpower Feminist. Now a bitter guerilla.

8.Superpower Feminist



Celebrity. Will probably drag you on TV and in the newspapers. Capable of deploying several Aircraft Carrier feminists.

7. Special Forces Feminist



Elite. Very knowledgeable. Usually on Quora but may deploy against the toughest opponents. Usually undercover.

6. Drone Feminist



Constantly scanning the TL for misogyny in order to call the attention of fighter jets by retweeting. May attack sometimes

5.Undercover Feminist



Doesn’t tweet like one. Has screen shots of your misogynist tweets and DMs saved for the day they drag you.

4. Paratrooper Feminist



Parachutes into unsuspecting enemy threads (e.g. footie banter) to take out any trace of misogyny.

3.Guerilla Feminist



Does not respect rules of engagement. Will deploy swear words and ad hominems without qualms. Battleworn trouble seeker.

2. Air Craft Carrier Feminist

Verified with many Fighter Jet Feminist followers who join attacks. Usually takes on big (verified) targets.

If you’re active on Social Media (especially Twitter), the word feminist wouldn’t be ‘ordinary’ to you. While feminism is the advocacy of women’s rights on the ground of the equality of sexes, the movement remains controversial and the resistance has birthed people popularly called angry/militant feminists.

Editor’s Note: This is complete satire and in no way attempts to trivialize the many struggles of feminists and Gender Equality advocates.

1. Fighter Jet Feminist

Swift to respond. Favorite weapon is the clap back. Deployed in packs. Shock and Awe tactics.

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You said it yourself that you contracted something from the girl so why blame masturbation?

Mtssheeww

What would the sixth be called if there was one? What happens aftet mic drop?

bobo65:
Whats the code to get this pop up

*144#. Selected sims only.

I'll pass. Enjoying my 8.7GB for 2k on airtel

Brown14:
Sia is the only one I'd love to see there.



bet wat of Emmanuella..."this is not my real face o".

I personally love Daft Punk and Lagbaja being that they both came into the music scene over 2 decades ago (1993) and have been able to maintain their anonymity up till now.
They would have been beaten by the rock band 'Kiss' who started music in 1973 wearing paint masks if they had not later revealed their identities on TV in 1983.

5. Deadmau5 (pronounced Deadmouse)

The only Disk Jockey on the list.

Real identity:Joel Thomas Zimmerman

Origin:Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. Zimmerman’s moniker was inspired a dead mouse (surprise) that he found in his computer one day. The story began circulating in chat rooms, and he was constantly referred to as “that dead mouse guy.” After that, Zimmerman changed his username to Deadmau5, using the number to shorten his handle for the chat room’s guidelines, and the name stuck.
Genres:Progressive house electro house electronic

Reasons to hide: Deadmau5 doesn’t like being called a DJ. He feels that the term is highly-antiquated and an improper description of his approach to music. What better way to set yourself apart and prove that you’re different from the rest than by wearing a giant smiling mouse head that flashes lights to your beats?

4. Sia

The only female on the list. Maybe this goes to say something about women and the craving for attention

Real Identity:Sia Kate Isobelle Furler

Origin:Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Genres: Pop, electropop, indie, trip hop, acid jazz

Reasons to hide:Sia didn’t always perform while masked. While appearing on The Late Late Show, the singer discussed her decision to start wearing the wigs “10 or 11 years” into her career, saying, “I thought, ‘What doesn’t exist in pop music at the moment?’ And it was mystery! I was like, ‘There’s pictures on Instagram of everyone at the dentist.’

3. Buckethead

Real Identity: Brian Patrick Carrol

Origin: American. Tall, mysterious and silent, Buckethead is known for performing on stage while wearing a white mask and a hat made from a fast food chicken bucket that has been adorned with an orange funeral procession bumper sticker. As guitarist Brian Carroll’s alter ego, Buckethead has a long and creepy backstory that claims he had his face scratched off by chickens and that he once operated a theme park made from scrap metal and at some point worked in a deli. All we know for sure is that Buckethead is one hell of a guitar player and a looming presence on stage who is prone to tending to dolls, breaking into a robot dance and moving around in a disorienting shuffling manner.

Genres: Heavy metal, progressive metal, J-pop, funk metal, avant-garde metal, instrumental rock, experimental rock, ambient

Reasons to hide: When asked about his mask by MTV News, Buckethead simply replied, “There is no mask.”

2. Lagbaja
The only Nigerian on the list.

Real Identity: Bisade Ologunde

Origin: Kwara, Nigeria.

Genre: Afrobeat.

Reasons to hide: According to Lágbájá (pronounced la gba jah), his mask is used as an icon of man's facelessness.Lágbájá is a Yoruba word that means "nobody in particular". It depicts the anonymity of the so-called "common man". The mask and the name symbolize the faceless, the voiceless in the society, particularly in Africa. He is also known as "Omo baba mu'ko mu'ko".

1. Daft Punk
Real Identity: Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter

Origin: Paris, France.

Genre: House, electronic, dance and disco.

Reasons to Hide: According to Bangalter, the duo has a "general rule about not appearing in videos." Although Daft Punk rarely grants interviews, Bangalter is cited as being the more talkative and opinionated one of the duo. With regard to fame and stardom, he said:

“ We don't believe in the star system. We want the focus to be on the music. If we have to create an image, it must be an artificial image. That combination hides our physicality and also shows our view of the star system. It is not a compromise.
We're trying to separate the private side and the public side. It's just that we're a little bit embarrassed by the whole thing. We don't want to play this star system thing. We don't want to get recognised in the streets. Yes. Everyone has accepted us using masks in photos so far, which makes us happy. Maybe sometimes people are a little bit disappointed but that's the only way we want to do it. We think the music is the most personal thing we can give. The rest is just about people taking themselves seriously, which is all very boring sometimes.