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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 9:36pm On Feb 14, 2020
I knew no one.
No one knew me.
I did not expect invite for CBT.
But i got the APL.
Thank you God!
Thank you AOLMAW it's been a long time cheesy
Thank you to the Source providers Jarus et al
There is indeed Hope for Nigeria.

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Phones / Re: Nokia X6 - The Best Smartphone, Tested And Trusted by FreshShavedBalls(m): 8:31pm On Nov 10, 2019
My only problem with this phone is the battery, it's just too small
Education / Re: Should I Apply For Medicine Considering My Age? by FreshShavedBalls(m): 5:30pm On Nov 04, 2019
Isgombe are you from Gombe? Cuz if you are talking about GSU,you should know that their MBBS programme is now fully accredited.
Romance / Re: Do Women Also Experience Konji The Way We Men Does by FreshShavedBalls(m): 1:23pm On Oct 31, 2019
Let me share with you a quote from The Rational Male

"A healthy male produces between 12 to 17 times the amount of testosterone a woman
does. It is a biological impossibility for a woman to want sex as much as, or as often as men. Trust
that when a woman says, “I don’t understand why sex is so important to guys” she’s speaking the
literal truth. No woman will ever experience 17 times the amount of her own testosterone levels
(barring steroids). Amongst it’s many other effects, testosterone is the primary hormone involved with
stimulating human libido. I should also add that, on average, and barring environmental variables, a
mans testosterone only declines 1% per year beyond age 40, so even at age 60 the average, healthy
male is only dealing with an average 20% deficit in testosterone.
Critics of this observation like to argue that, for female sexual response and arousal, testosterone isn’t
the only factor to consider. To which I’ll agree, however it is the primary factor in sexual response.
A woman cannot possibly understand what 12 to 17 times their present amount of testosterone could
feel like without steroid use. In fact the first effect female bodybuilders report when cycling anabolic
steroids is a 100 fold increase in sexual interest and libido. So in terms of natural female hormonal /
biochemical response there is no unaltered way a woman could ever make an accurate comparison to
what a man’s baseline libido is in relation to her own.
Women’s sexual desire is also cyclical. Even at the peak of her ovulatory cycle, when she’s at her
horniest, she’ll never experience what men do 24 hours a day. This is the root of the myth, and the
source of the social convention."

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Education / Re: Students' Romance In Classroom: Nigerians React by FreshShavedBalls(m): 3:12pm On Oct 29, 2019
OP Where is the video?
Asking for a friend

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Romance / Re: A Piece Of Advice For All Bachelors by FreshShavedBalls(m): 10:26pm On Oct 28, 2019
Hear ye hear ye!
Free thineself from the feminine imperative
Music/Radio / Re: Tekno - Skeletun (Official Video) by FreshShavedBalls(m): 9:22pm On Oct 27, 2019
Ever since he burst his voice box Tekno does not sing high pitch songs anymore

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley With His Mother At The High Court In Ikoyi by FreshShavedBalls(m): 6:43pm On Oct 23, 2019
Take it or leave it, the EFCC has indirectly boosted this guy's career
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 6:09pm On Oct 17, 2019
Ok. I am officially unfollowing this thread. Off to shave my balls elsewhere. The confusion is just too much. If them send me APL, i go come show una for here. Cheers

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 8:42pm On Oct 15, 2019
People with affluence often forget the anxiety they experienced when they were without such. This is why they can become insensitive to the plight of others like those anticipating employment from them. My prayer is that when we ourselves get into the system, we end the cycle and retain our sense of empathy towards the unemployed.

'So could you pray with me
That I don't lose my soul in the luxury?'
~Jon Bellion

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 3:12pm On Oct 09, 2019
BenFlash:


Lol, @Freshshavedballs, you are forgiven. Just try not to give us any info from the towers as well, we'll be fine.
grin grin
How can I? When the only NNPC staff i know is a gateman and he is retired sef

loanky:


Lol, can I have a look at your freshly shaved shinny balls?
You know to have 'balls' is to have guts, spunk and moxie. So simply put, my moniker represents newly found or replenished gut, spunk and moxie. It's actually a pretty cool moniker once you get past the initial lurid imagery and see it for the literary device that it is. cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 1:14pm On Oct 09, 2019
Who will even take a moniker such as 'Ashawomaster' seriously?
I mean come on, be civil and show some class in your choice of moniker

BenFlash:


Broda Ashawomaster, guraftunoon!

Your moniker keeps screaming "Do not believe anything I say" in my ears. I can't seem to "hear" anything you typed properly.

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Family / Re: My Genotype Is AS And My Fiancee Is AS; What Do I Do? by FreshShavedBalls(m): 4:15pm On Oct 08, 2019
That is why I always ask my prospective dates to come along with their medical certificate of fitness for the first date

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 8:56pm On Oct 06, 2019
Sempumping:
The hottest gist

Sure sauce
Drop it like it's hot
Seems today is a day for countless sources
Romance / Re: Nairalanders. Lets Know The Moniker You Dislike. by FreshShavedBalls(m): 11:25pm On Oct 02, 2019
Guest007:
Freshshavedballs grin
No one likes hairy balls
Phones / Re: Which Is Better, Nokia X6 Or Xiaomi Redmi7 by FreshShavedBalls(m): 9:55pm On Oct 01, 2019
At the risk of being crucified i'm gonna go ahead and suggest the Tecno Camon 12 4GB/64GB cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2019
panalyst:
Don"t want to say anything so i'm not quoted but there are various news. One thing for sure is that it is definitely happening this year and hasn't been cancelled. There was a management meeting on Monday and a board meeting today. Some rumors claim that the Monday meeting approved the process and from next week APL's will flow but i cant vouch for them because this is not a direct source just a hanger by in the towers that told me this.

The only two concrete sources said the same thing. it hasn't been cancelled and it is definitely happening this year. that's all they could give me. These sources i trust because they are definitely in the know. they are just being discreet

I feel like screenshotting this and setting it as my screensaver cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 8:15pm On Sep 24, 2019
femokleen:
which is fair enough. Leave the tempo this way abeg. Would the declining speed change the date APL will be disbursed? Did the vibrance experienced in the last two months change the fare reimbursement pattern?

Loud am abeg

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 4:18pm On Sep 24, 2019
larride:


Hopefully.

D.&.D are mad, so painful they won Emmys but Lena headey and Emilia Clarke didn’t. angry
I couldn't agree more.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2019
larride:


Nothing wey Bran no go see for Winterfell
GOT fan spotted
cheesy
I hope NNPC's last stage in this recruitment doesn't underwhelm like GOT's last season did

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 6:35am On Sep 22, 2019
Metsu:
I was informed by source within the tower that he gathered that the interview results was stalled by NA.
NA as in Nigerian Army? Chai undecided
Wetin we no go see for here?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2019
DeeOne19:
It seems there will be no TF payment again for the week undecided .
Yes, we have moved on to more important matters - like the type of girls we should marry when APL shows grin

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Romance / Re: Teenager Dies After Maturbating Straight 56 Times by FreshShavedBalls(m): 12:59pm On Sep 20, 2019
solmusdesigns:
shocked


who counted his orgasm
Good question
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 9:42pm On Sep 19, 2019
People! enough quoting of this ademmy character already. Just ignore him please

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 9:25pm On Sep 17, 2019
My likely stand on NNPC's inclusion under IPPIS

IF I GET APL: How dare they attempt to reduce our salaries and allowances? Do they have any idea what other oil companies are paying their workers at all? If the Government continues with this move, it will just end up making the NNPC an official passageway for guys to be moving on to Chevron, Shell etc. This will inevitably lead to the dearth of expertise required to move NNPC to their 'NEXT LEVEL'.

IF I DO NOT GET APL: This move by the Government is laudable. I see no reason why some set of workers should have better compensation than others in the first place. Are they gods? Are they not just workers like the others? Infact, to ensure equity and transparency, all Government agencies should be subjected to the IPPIS. I recommend that the Government extends this valiant move to other parastatals like the CBN, FIRS etc.

I'm sure i'm not the only one. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 6:48pm On Sep 16, 2019
femokleen:

At last. Shey we can rest now bruh grin? Apl next I pray thee
Yes o. APL next hopefully.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 4:01pm On Sep 16, 2019
Alert received
3rd July 9.a.m
Amount: 14k
GT
CBT Gombe
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 11:06pm On Sep 15, 2019
Ibromoney:
Please, what is the update from easymoneysniper?
That Nigga is M.I.A
I doubt he'll show his face on this thread again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 11:07am On Sep 15, 2019
Cautioning derailers on and on is in itself an act of derailment.

Action speaks louder than words.

If anyone derails the thread incessantly and refuses to heed caution, simply click 'report' under the post(s) in question, type in rule 1 as that is the rule they are breaking and let the Mods do their thing - as has been done.

Happy Sunday.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 10:00pm On Sep 08, 2019
I greet you all Local men and women
I'm off to clean up my gmail inbox in anticipation of Easymoneysniper's APL and i advise you do same

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s $9 Billion Debt To P&ID: Everything You Need To Know by FreshShavedBalls(m): 1:48pm On Sep 03, 2019
This is a compelling piece

While we marvel at the perfection of this write up, let us also hope against all odds that P & ID does not succeed in getting that money or assets thereof

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