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Haba! They should let people know their stance on the validity period of 2017 Jamb abeg. Many people are confused

About duration of validity. Those that wrote and passed last year without getting admission need not register again right?

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33?
Well, $8.35 in Canada.
In Thailand, $8.33 is about 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky hooker in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen.
Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' Bitches
If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=bitches
Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl.
To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything.
True. A linear relationship between money and bitches means the equation relating money to bitches is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is bitches. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 bitches is worth $0.10, then one bitch is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to bitches must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To find the number of good girls you get from an amount of money, simply divide the number of bitches by 1000 (because of the Kanye West Theorem).
No but biggie said mo' money= mo' problems so money=problems and since mo' money mo' bitches, we can see that bitches=problems
Well one must first consult the "50 Cent Law": "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". Here we see that the amount of money is proportionate to the number of problems. Then one must factor one of the basic rules of the "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 99 problem but a bitch ain't one". Here we see that without a "bitch" the average person will have exactly 99 problems.
Therefore the formula must be applied:
(current amount of money) (8.33) / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current amount of money)]bitches = worth of bitch
Unfortunately this formula only tells us the value "a bitch" which as we know is only worth one monies
Therefore you must apply
[(worth of bitch) * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 / 1000 = The value of a good girl
Hope this helps
Yeah. No.
That's not how math works.
2pac was merely stating that the derivative of Money in terms of Bitches is strictly positive. More-over, he skipped a lot of steps in his proof and never formally published the full version. I bet you believed Fermat's margins really were too small as well, right?
Imperial bitches is actually a unit of weight. An imperial bitch is ~111.1111111112 pounds.
Theres one fundamental law of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to include in his calculations. We have to follow the law of "bitches ain't shit" theorized by doctor dre himself.
With that principal included we can work out that if bitches aint shit, and a good girl is worth 1,000 bitches, a good girl is still not worth shit.
You're forgetting that Jay-Z published his paper on the "Money Ain't A Thang" theory. Therefore if bitches aren't worth shit then bitches aren't money and so therefore they ARE, in fact, a "Thang".
Is that the transitive property of bitches?
Is it possible that for every bitch, there is an equal and opposite good girl? That doesn't make sense though because kanye said a good girl is worth one thousand bitches. The economics don't make sense.
Newton or kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply their laws to bitches
I think the important part here is, are we assuming that there is 1 good girl for every 1000 bitches. This is a very scary thought. 1/1000 females is a good girl and the other 999 are bitches.
To me this would make my $8.33 a very good investment. I paid at least $3000 for my wife's wedding ring. Could I have bought 360 good girls in stead of 1 good girl? B/c I ca

the power of social media

Goto REGEDIT and type jn the following
cc//8.1-0.1=8.0

Tap 'Enter'

Now grab popcorn and wait as it downgrades.
Thank me lerra

Yes.
1.Register for NYSC but dont collect call up letter.
2. When next batch comes, do regularization.
Keep repeating this until you are ready.

where is the source of this information?

Op is saying the truth

When is it closing?

Does this include those that uploaded theirs during registration?

Praissey:
You're an awardee from this year too?

2013

Seriously this thing is taking too damn long

If there is any problem in the digestive system that a cow may have trouble with, the stomach holes also allow the farmer to insert aforementioned fungi and bacteria directly into the stomach.

The stomach holes give the farmers a chance of evaluation of digestion and giving their cows optimal food.

While there are some who believe that this procedure is good for the cow’s health, PETA feels that this procedure is only helpful and beneficial for the bottom line of certain industries.

It is also believed that the stomach holes of the cows are useful in overall longevity and also makes them well weighted and well looked after.

Once a cow recovers from this procedure, the hole in the cow’s stomach helps the vets and farmers who are responsible for the care of the cow to monitor the digestive process of the cow. Accordingly, they can even create the proper diet for the cow.

The intelligent farmers these days know that a cow that is able to fulfill farming objectives has the ability to be regulated. Cows are loaded of valuable microorganisms, such as fungi and bacteria. The fungi and bacteria are what lets a cow digest the plant substances they eat.

A hole is cut on the sides of the cows and then a tube is placed such that it goes down directly to the stomach.

The hole is always open because a rubber gasket is placed along on the opening and it is also sealed with a special cap.

Have you ever wished to shove up your hand in the stomach of a cow? If yes, then Swiss Farmers are the ones who can offer you a chance to do that. If you see giant stomach holes in cows, remember that it is placed there for a reason and these holes are called rumen fistulas.

There is an advantage of maturity to studying medicine at that age. It was one of the reasons NUC advocated for medical students to spend 11 years in school i.e 4years basic science course and 7years med school.

Though i do not entirely support the suggestion but there was some sense behind it. One Prof. Chiedu Mafiana of the NUC is quoted as saying

"Increasing the study time is essential to ensure medical students are well prepared for the psychological demands of the game, to enable the students mature psychologically for the profession".

So my friend it is not too late to study medicine at 25.

Lescott7:
This false news has gone viral with the moniker 'Dictation', flooded on all whatsapp groups.
The Op should try to make a redress.

I think this goes to show how people will believe and spread information on social media without confirmation.

ATBU Bauchi

Op may your diick cave inwards idiot!

Oya let the beneficiaries in Abuja and Nassarawa go and see the behind the scenes for us.

hamzacs:
Please is there anyone that received payment from Bauchi. It seems no one has seen alert over here....

Some people that did their verification in bauchi were paid about three weeks ago

Saeed348:
your Zone. Or School..?? Please

Did my verification in gombe state.

pharmguru:
xup bro?
pls do you know if there are other old scholars that have not received payment yet? still haven't seen mine and am starting to get worried.

and please any old scholar that has not received payment yet should please indicate lets encourage each other with the fact that we are not alone.....lolz

I have not been paid yet.

Out of all the things you mentioned, it is only NEPA that is in the same situation with Etisalat.

I will advise the prospective awardees to go to their school's students affairs as some schools have pasted theirs.

Travelking:
What of ur bank statement

Not to brag but they say work hard till your account balance looks like a phone number, well mine reads 911

SELFmade7:
Chaiii Bros successfully disgraced himself socially




God punish village winch



I am average dark height, 23years in complexion

I forgot to add Manchester united is my political party