₦airaland Forum

Timtol:
Tiles gradually... Spanish and Chinese... Main areas will be Spanish
Ground floor tiles

Nice work

Davash222:
See knuckles like burnt Port-hacourt Bolé

Knuckles??

Blu03:
goodafternoon dear

Wtfish
Afternoon
How are you

Davash222:
Person first son

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segebase:
Hmm

I can quarantine her

Naomila:
see this one..

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LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK

I won't believe until seun attest to this

iLegendd:
That's my address below. Please, be fast.

Ye!
Corona land, keep your rice abeg

iLegendd:
Lol. I hate jollof rice. I ate the white one. There is still more jollof in the pot, so you can come over.

On my way bruh

iLegendd:
Since I talked about food, let me post this one to give my non-fan what to talk about while I go eat.

I don't have a girlfriend, but my female friend here cooked jollof and white rice and brought them to the room, but I don't know the one to eat.

Please, which should I eat?

Legend keep the jollof rice for me abeg

Sydney talker
Taooma is good too

Denrele dey shake table oo

OgunLaakaye:
SA trying to relate it with Corona Virus.

The primary purpose is because of migrants from Zimbabwe. SA just detest foreigners

Baba leave this xenophobic people

rilikalid:
me have been in NL since 2015./I have since used about five different accounts because I keep forgotten my password and reopening another one. Even my present account, I have still forgotten the password. I just pray I don't lost this phone because if buying another phone means using another browser where I will required to use password to login into my account.

Lmao
Use the forget password option

DenreleDave:
Froshloaded help me explain to her

We no dey talk

Interested

Young03:
invictus obi

Banky w

Dino melaye

Lai mohd all they this forum

in 20yrs time, I will still be here but will be on observing mode like reno omokri.

Are they still here

DenreleDave:
I wonder where those that were on nairaland since 2005 are now, some are dead, some have gone broke that they can't afford a browsing phone to use nairaland, some have no time, some have been jailed, some have grown, some left here because they were offended. Some got married hence no time bcox of kids

The question is;

In the next 15 to 20years, will you and I still be on nairaland?

Will you be less active or more active by then?

Even Seun is not left out..


Maynation Lalasticlala lala247 Froshloaded biGDhAp tohyorsih2 lirusehn MZrapper seunmohmoh offpoint (will u still be on nairaland by then) Stupidity nko, Slawormir Dammnnnn Niggarrr what abt you? Henriettttta petyprincess
Riyadhgoddess

Okay op...
Uncle seun will have worked on the design of NL and he will give his son full control over NL..

Maynation will be cooking for lirusehn and their childrenses , so she won't be online

Lalasticlala will make his daughter a supermod, and he will just be a contributor and member of the forum..

Froshloaded will still be here, and married to Blu03

Lirusehn go still dey here

Pocohantas will be married to Alexandre7

Cococandy will still be dropping food pictures back to back..

Henriettttta will be married and she won't have time again..

Mynd44 go still dey here dey ban

lilmax:
The question is, will nairaland still be at the top? I mean, the site is trash at the moment, nothing new about it

What have you built, that can meet up with the standards of NL??

iLegendd:
How I'm Enjoying Myself During This Coronavirus Pandemic [Picture]

In 2014, I witnessed Ebola. At that time, I was looking for a job, but was unserious with the job search because I hate job.

In 2015, Buhari took over and things slowly started becoming difficult and all blames was on PDP by APC. In 2016/2017, recession finally came and people started suffering more than ever.

As a man, I analyzed everything and said to myself, "I'll work smart now that everyone is suffering so that when it finally subsides, I'll smile forever even in subsequent difficult and socially isolated times like Ebola, the Guinea/African virus."

Today, another one has come and they call it the Chinese/Asian virus or simple called coronavirus.

When this one subsides in few months' time, those who are working smart now will reap the benefits.

What is working smart? I'll address that later.

You see, and mark my words, when this Coronavirus stops, those Billionaires who are smart will get all the money they lost in few hours and more. Those that aren't will struggle to get back all the money they lost.

There is a hidden game being played here, but it's unclear to the public.

It's all about causing a global meltdown and when it ends, the smart will recoup more than they lost while the dumb keeps struggling and struggling.

Who are the dumb? The dumb are those who believe in The 7 Parent's Advice:

1. Go to school
2. Graduate with good grades
3. Get a job
4. Get a car
5. Get a wife
6. Have lots of children
7. Advice your children to do as you did and don't support them if they go contrary

The smart are those who believe 80% of the money in this world are online while 20% are offline.

What these smart people do is: they focus on things they can do on a computer or phone while inside their rooms without going out.

Do you know Messi, Ronaldo, and 200 more richest players combined are poorer than Mark Zuckerberg who works from his room?

These players are working so hard offline (on the pitch) to earn a living, but Mark is working so smart in his room to earn wealth.

I'm not against football players because they earn more than enough to survive, but in terms of pandemic disasters like this, all of them, or at least, most of them get quarantined and their business get shutdown for a while, but Mark is still in his room making money even though his income dropped a bit — it didn't drop as much as those who are 100% doing their businesses offline and neglect online where 80% of the wealth is.

Talking about working from home, I'll show you one example.

See, whenever I cook while enjoying being at home as I always have been, I take pictures/record videos of the processes involved in cooking the meal.

At the end of the day, these vids/picture will be turned to books or how to cook this and that, diet on this and that, or story of how I lived and cooked my ass off during coronavirus self-isolation and how to prepare for the next pandemic in 5, 10, or 15 years time, etc.

To those who don't know anything about being smart-working, but only hardworking, will see me taking pictures or making videos of my cooking processes in this trying coronavirus times as childish and immature.

Back to enjoying during this panic, I have bought all I needed to stay in self-isolation for months. Starting from carton of tomatoes, bags of rice/beans, broiler fowls, garri, egusi, yam, cartons of bottled water, fuel in case the free 24 hours light disappoints, etc.

Yesterday, I slaughtered big and overfed broiler, cooked stew, fried meat and chicken, fish, yam, etc.

I'm just inside cooking, exercising, taking pictures, and sleeping.

You know what? These cooking and pictures will be turned to money digitally. Your life and what you do in your house is worth money, but most people are don't monetize it.

Why my fellow Nigerians, the rich ones, are cooking and enjoying, I'm turning turning my own processes of cooking to money. They go to work to make this money they used in buying all the things they cooked, but I don't go to work to get my own money — I stay in my room with my phone and laptop and get even more by just working smart, not hard.

Before typing this post today, I checked my online account balance from my different online businesses and I have made more than those doing 5-9 job already while lying on my bed. Yes, the income reduced because of the Chinese virus, but it's better than none.

So, be smart-working, not just hardworking only.

The internet has 80% money on earth, but 80% of the world's population are not tapping into it yet. I doubt they'll ever catch up.

I have a lot to say, but I'm not really in the mood of talking much nowadays.

Enjoy!

Well said bro

stupidity:
sir!! Awa band yaf spoil. I told seanwilliam to take it easy with the way he drum the band but he won’t listen.

Una go use hand dey clap for now. Until we buy new band.

How much do you need to replace the band

Denrele when is the revival starting