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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 3:13am On Mar 19, 2020
tohyorsih2:
I, tohyorsih2, my craze na follow come grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by MZrapper(f): 5:26am On Mar 19, 2020
seniormallam:
Goto yaba and spend two days with the quarantine victims and come back and testify........if God wanted to be Doing everything for us, he will not give us advanced brains .......something's are within your brains control, use your sense.
Which kind mumu be this one na? Have you any sense of humour?
Isn't this supposed to be a joke?

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by koffos(m): 6:25am On Mar 19, 2020
ilengend.. suppose dey among your instrumentalist.. that one sabi play guitar..


xhosanostra.. as choir mistress .. she said foreigners troops into their country to come and watch s.a women sing .. because they have very good voices .. I laugh in Xhosa haha.


petyprincess. suppose dey as female bodyguard unto say go dey attack anybody anyhow.

tohyorsih2
. no suppose dey among na.. na patient zero for corona na .. una prayer no go work on.. unto say she pack plenty of them virus inside her big nyash

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 6:33am On Mar 19, 2020
MZrapper:
Which kind mumu be this one na? Have you any sense of humour? Isn't this supposed to be a joke?
Babe, why are you answering him na see the name.. Mallam

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 6:42am On Mar 19, 2020
IamPlato:
Mrcock Anointed What? I Reject Your Church By Fire


Bros u r chosen
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 6:44am On Mar 19, 2020
seniormallam:
Goto yaba and spend two days with the quarantine victims and come back and testify........if God wanted to be Doing everything for us, he will not give us advanced brains .......something's are within your brains control, use your sense.

After your father Don reach Yaba and spend one month, then ur mother follow go spend 2 years for Aro, then i will go and spend 2 days too.

Since God didn't give ur father and mother advance brain, so they don't even av sense..

Se u mad ni, oya I dey wait u

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Offpoint: 8:27am On Mar 19, 2020
The only instrument I know how to press is breast:

zo take heed oh yee, that yee mayeth not include me among the instrumentalist, less I be tempted and maketh your female congregations backslide.

For I press, nor play nothing than breast

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by simplepee(f): 8:41am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Pastor in charge: Martinez39s
Ass Pst in charge : JONNYSPUTE


Anointed men of God: Pst Ubunja, Bishop Mrcork, Apostle Omar09, Pst lady Pocohantas, Pst Unatoto

Choir : Riele, seunmohmoh, simplepee, obontami, prinx55555, iamplato, petyprincess, biGDhAp, francesco01, UyaiIncomparabl
Choir leaders: Francesco and xhosanostra.


Usher: maynation, SassyGem101, MiVida, Gentleboy15, crobo.
Chief Ushers: Maynation and crobo


Pst body guard: Liru.sehn, Kingsteve, dominique, Slimranky, Gofwane, ilegendd, tohyorsih2
Chief Guard: Lirusehn


Medic on stand: proclinician, funmisticqueen2, medicH, Ishilove, seangy4konji
Chief medic: proclinician


Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio, luminouz
Chief Instrumentalists: Childofdoom grin

People that will act as corona virus
Corona guy: Froshloaded
Corona girl : casalindal

Mother of corona girl: Ariza
Father of corona girl: Mrbrownjay1

Father of possessed guy: lefulefu
Mother of possessed guy: funmisticqueen2

Host: Lalasticlala Seun

Venue: Nairaland front page (Romance)

Sponsored by: Biglittlelois, iamgrey5 Dandeeboss
dangotesmummy
Lol very funny. grin grin grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by MZrapper(f): 9:40am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


After your father Don reach Yaba and spend one month, then ur mother follow go spend 2 years for Aro, then i will go and spend 2 days too.

Since God didn't give ur father and mother advance brain, so they don't even av sense..

Se u mad ni, oya I dey wait u

Werey ni bobo yi sha. grin grin grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 9:43am On Mar 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Werey ni bobo yi sha. grin grin grin
Aunty mi.... Shey e WA PA??

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by MZrapper(f): 10:02am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Aunty mi.... Shey e WA PA??

I am fine Boda mi. Eyin nko?
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 10:06am On Mar 19, 2020
MZrapper:

I am fine Boda mi. Eyin nko?
Awa wa bi ewa
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by MZrapper(f): 10:08am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Awa wa bi ewa

Looks like we are cool now huh? undecided
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 10:10am On Mar 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Looks like we are cool now huh? undecided

We no get issue b4 na.
Na u and mymynd4u get issue grin

This is Denreledave, not mymynd4u.. Don't mind dt guy, very trouble some grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by MZrapper(f): 10:12am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:



We no get issue b4 na.

Na u and mymynd4u get issue grin


This is Denreledave, not mymynd4u.. Don't mind dt guy, very trouble some grin

I have issues with all of you, including accurate timekeeper. undecided
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by lirusehn(m): 10:16am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Pastor in charge: Martinez39s
Ass Pst in charge : JONNYSPUTE


Anointed men of God: Pst Ubunja, Bishop Mrcork, Apostle Omar09, Pst lady Pocohantas, Pst Unatoto

Choir : Riele, seunmohmoh, simplepee, obontami, prinx55555, iamplato, petyprincess, biGDhAp, francesco01, UyaiIncomparabl
Choir leaders: Francesco and xhosanostra.


Usher: maynation, SassyGem101, MiVida, Gentleboy15, crobo.
Chief Ushers: Maynation and crobo


Pst body guard: Liru.sehn, Kingsteve, dominique, Slimranky, Gofwane, ilegendd, tohyorsih2
Chief Guard: Lirusehn


Medic on stand: proclinician, funmisticqueen2, medicH, Ishilove, seangy4konji
Chief medic: proclinician


Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio, luminouz
Chief Instrumentalists: Childofdoom grin

People that will act as corona virus
Corona guy: Froshloaded
Corona girl : casalindal

Mother of corona girl: Ariza
Father of corona girl: Mrbrownjay1

Father of possessed guy: lefulefu
Mother of possessed guy: funmisticqueen2

Host: Lalasticlala Seun

Venue: Nairaland front page (Romance)

Sponsored by: Biglittlelois, iamgrey5 Dandeeboss
dangotesmummy


Area Boys that will be smoking near the Revival ground and disturb the church;

Slawormir Dammnnnn Niggarrr omo ale.. Werey omo Benin gringringrin

FatherBona

Chief guard Lirusehn. grin grin

You for put May and I together na. tongue

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 10:19am On Mar 19, 2020
lirusehn:


Chief guard Lirusehn. grin grin

You for put May and I together na. tongue

No, big bros... U no go fit concentrate... Maynation fit dey distract u from defending the pastor from intruders..moreover may go dey active for Usher, so u go dey see her from the altar grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 10:20am On Mar 19, 2020
MZrapper:

I have issues with all of them, including accurate timekeeper. undecided

That's all of them. I am Denreledave not them grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by lirusehn(m): 10:24am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


No, big bros... U no go fit concentrate... Maynation fit dey distract u from defending the pastor from intruders..moreover may go dey active for Usher, so u go dey see her from the altar grin
Bad guy Dave. grin grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by DenreleDave(m): 10:25am On Mar 19, 2020
lirusehn:

Bad guygirl Dave. grin grin


Naso bros... U get the drill, bros

Infact bros, ordinary piss we no go allow u go grin


Only one of u can go piss... Either may go and come back b4 you go.. But say at the same time, we no go allow una at all grin

For safety reason, Revival must be a success grin

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Martinez39s(m): 10:41am On Mar 19, 2020
grin grin grin grin Somebody shout hallelujah. cheesy Can I get an amen? grin As the Lord saith, all members, while coming to this crusade/revival, are mandated to bring, without fail, their tithes, offering (1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wink), seed offering, building offerings, special donations, sin cleansing offering etc. Tattered and decrepit money are not allowed, and don't bring lower denominations, for our mighty god shall not be disrespected. Shibarababababahh! Kai! grin grin grin Heed the divine mandate and ye shall be blessed.

For now, let's bow our heads....

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Froshloaded: 10:43am On Mar 19, 2020
Denrele when is the revival starting
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by JONNYSPUTE(m): 11:06am On Mar 19, 2020
Martinez39s:
grin grin grin grin Somebody shout hallelujah. cheesy Can I get an amen? grin As the Lord saith, all members, while coming to this crusade/revival, are mandated to bring, without fail, their tithes, offering (1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wink), seed offering, building offerings, special donations, sin cleansing offering etc. Tattered and decrepit money are not allowed, and don't bring lower denomination, for our mighty god shall not be disrespected. Shibarababababahh! Kai! grin grin grin Heed the divine mandate and ye shall be blessed.

For now, let's bow our heads....
I talk am say this prayer fit no work. dem never put date and you our pastor in charge don dey request for all these things.You sure say our congregations no go run? Denreledave come an see something. grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Nobody: 12:07pm On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:

Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio, luminouz
Chief Instrumentalists: Childofdoom grin

sir!! Awa band yaf spoil. angry I told seanwilliam to take it easy with the way he drum the band but he won’t listen.

Una go use hand dey clap for now. Until we buy new band.

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by MZrapper(f): 12:27pm On Mar 19, 2020
Martinez39s:
grin grin grin grin Somebody shout hallelujah. cheesy Can I get an amen? grin As the Lord saith, all members, while coming to this crusade/revival, are mandated to bring, without fail, their tithes, offering (1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wink), seed offering, building offerings, special donations, sin cleansing offering etc. Tattered and decrepit money are not allowed, and don't bring lower denomination, for our mighty god shall not be disrespected. Shibarababababahh! Kai! grin grin grin Heed the divine mandate and ye shall be blessed.

For now, let's bow our heads....
grin grin
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Froshloaded: 12:39pm On Mar 19, 2020
stupidity:
sir!! Awa band yaf spoil. angry I told seanwilliam to take it easy with the way he drum the band but he won’t listen.

Una go use hand dey clap for now. Until we buy new band.
How much do you need to replace the band
Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Biglittlelois(f): 2:57pm On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Pastor in charge: Martinez39s
Ass Pst in charge : JONNYSPUTE


Anointed men of God: Pst Ubunja, Bishop Mrcork, Apostle Omar09, Pst lady Pocohantas, Pst Unatoto

Choir : Riele, seunmohmoh, simplepee, obontami, prinx55555, iamplato, petyprincess, biGDhAp, francesco01, UyaiIncomparabl
Choir leaders: Francesco and xhosanostra.


Usher: maynation, SassyGem101, MiVida, Gentleboy15, crobo.
Chief Ushers: Maynation and crobo


Pst body guard: Liru.sehn, Kingsteve, dominique, Slimranky, Gofwane, ilegendd, tohyorsih2
Chief Guard: Lirusehn


Medic on stand: proclinician, funmisticqueen2, medicH, Ishilove, seangy4konji
Chief medic: proclinician


Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio, luminouz
Chief Instrumentalists: Childofdoom grin

People that will act as corona virus
Corona guy: Froshloaded
Corona girl : casalindal

Mother of corona girl: Ariza
Father of corona girl: Mrbrownjay1

Father of possessed guy: lefulefu
Mother of possessed guy: funmisticqueen2

Host: Lalasticlala Seun

Venue: Nairaland front page (Romance)

Sponsored by: Biglittlelois, iamgrey5 Dandeeboss
dangotesmummy

Newly convert:
Shibaraba


Area Boys that will be smoking near the Revival ground and disturb the church;

Slawormir Dammnnnn Niggarrr omo ale.. Werey omo Benin gringringrin

FatherBona


You're not feeling fine o cheesy

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Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by FatherBona: 3:08pm On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Pastor in charge: Martinez39s
Ass Pst in charge : JONNYSPUTE


Anointed men of God: Pst Ubunja, Bishop Mrcork, Apostle Omar09, Pst lady Pocohantas, Pst Unatoto

Choir : Riele, seunmohmoh, simplepee, obontami, prinx55555, iamplato, petyprincess, biGDhAp, francesco01, UyaiIncomparabl
Choir leaders: Francesco and xhosanostra.


Usher: maynation, SassyGem101, MiVida, Gentleboy15, crobo.
Chief Ushers: Maynation and crobo


Pst body guard: Liru.sehn, Kingsteve, dominique, Slimranky, Gofwane, ilegendd, tohyorsih2
Chief Guard: Lirusehn


Medic on stand: proclinician, funmisticqueen2, medicH, Ishilove, seangy4konji
Chief medic: proclinician


Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio, luminouz
Chief Instrumentalists: Childofdoom grin

People that will act as corona virus
Corona guy: Froshloaded
Corona girl : casalindal

Mother of corona girl: Ariza
Father of corona girl: Mrbrownjay1

Father of possessed guy: lefulefu
Mother of possessed guy: funmisticqueen2

Host: Lalasticlala Seun

Venue: Nairaland front page (Romance)

Sponsored by: Biglittlelois, iamgrey5 Dandeeboss
dangotesmummy

Newly convert:
Shibaraba


Area Boys that will be smoking near the Revival ground and disturb the church;

Slawormir Dammnnnn Niggarrr omo ale.. Werey omo Benin gringringrin

FatherBona
Madam grin
You see me for dream?

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