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Feb 13th ..

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. I woke up, prayed the usual 2 minutes” thank you Lord prayer “ and i manage chop the remaining yam porridge wey i cook yesterday inside pot.. .. Afterwards, i brush ma teeth well before i con baff. With nothing left to do , i sat down on my own bed with my tecno m3 phone and then i logged in online. As expected na val this ,val that full everywhere...
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So tomorrow is VAL ?? No wonder my neighbour, Bro Tayo did the unusual as he did not wake us up with his osupa returns, small doctor and dre san ,omo anaabi cd collection as he normally does everyday but bombarded us with classic love songs.hmmn.. val is tomorrow and i had no idea ??

I felt really sad.... at 25 years of age , i have never at any point celebrated this thing called valentine with any babe. Right from secondary school,enter university till now wey i dey do my masters...not even once..

No be really my fault... i have only dated two girls in this short time wey i don spend on earth.One for secondary school and one for university..both of them were practically not into the whole valentine ,,valentine thing back then. As a sharp guy , na kuku to my own advantage ... i no go dey buy any yeye val gifts or find money for any outing for any girlfriend.. it was all perfect and ok for me.

Not untill recently when i was left with no babe before i started realising the essence of the valentine fever.. I was immensely tortured by the lovey dovey atmosphere i witnessed when my one of my hostel mate, okaakoko who was just in 200 level, and his babe celebrated their valentine last year.. person go think say na marriage anniversary dem do..

From eatery to swimming pool to cinema back to eatery and the final finalisation for bedroom wey dem no allow person hear word , i could not help but jealous them oo.. worst worst , my younger brother wey dey ss2 marveled me with narations of how he and his new “ chick” celebrated val by chilling out at mr biggs and having fun at a swimming pool before retiring to our house to chill further,,

What do u mean by chill further ?/ i asked inquistively from my ever promiscuous younger brother
Haaha .. i mean chill and talk naa..
Hmnn did u do the do ?? i asked again wanting to be sure what am thinking is right.

The only thing he did was smile.. Maybe he go give me the answer tomorrow ,only God knows..