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Jokes Etc / Whose Son Is More Successful by frostland(m): 11:53am On Jul 11, 2016
Four friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet, while the other three were discussing about how successful their sons became. The 1st man says his son studied economics became a banker and is so rich and he gave his best friend a Ferrari. The 2nd man said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich and he gave his best friend a jet. The 3rd man said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich and he build his best friend a castle. The 4th man came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about. They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and ask him about his son. He said his son is GAY and is a stripper at a gay bar, Other three said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful. Oh no, said the father, he is doing good, Last week was his birthday and he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends...
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 1:15pm On Jul 10, 2016
Perfectdanny:

So whose claim would you prefer? EYEBALL TO EYEBALL ABI?
lol
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 9:25pm On Jul 09, 2016
Mekzyzeus:


Baba!! Imagine the chaos should the "government" confirm their existence. Ever heard about "Extra terrestrial Conspiracy Theories"??
I believe and know that we ain't alone in this world oh!!
There are countless possibilities... planets plenty naw!!
theories or no theories I don't beliv it until I see real evidence and not mere human facts
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 9:41pm On Jul 08, 2016
RatedStar:


If only you know how big a galaxy is, not to mention the universe, you will understand why they havent made contact yet. The distance is too much
forget distance so all the lies people are saying alians visited or NASA saying d pick up a signal or sighting a space ship is what?
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 8:01pm On Jul 08, 2016
elisra:
did i hear you say no evidence of alien visitations?download chariot of the gods and technology of the gods.
They will explain better
bros those I just mere human claim
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 7:44pm On Jul 08, 2016
Perfecttouch:
its two way bro,what's keeping you from seeing them too and why haven't you made yourself visible to them too
I tink ur question should be what is keeping u from seeing them and why haven't they made themselves visible
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2016
elisra:
where do you think humans have explored in this boundless universe?
Do you know that our galaxy known as the milky way is a minute part of the incomprehensible universe.
And do you know that our universe is just a minute part of the groups of universes,some are called super universes.
There is a star in the constellation of Hercules that if hollow can take 100 million suns and the crazy part is that there is a star by name Epsilon that can swallow 100 million of the one in Hercules.
Fear the architect,dread the infinite intelligence,whatever u call him cannot be his true name.
He is wonderful in counsel and excellent in working.
yea I agree wit u BT hope u remember dat he made it know dat only the earth he made habitable if life or Alain's exit human have lived on the earth for thousands of years yet no evidence of there existence,while hasn't DA visit? no book or fossils shows dat Alain's visited earth in the past.he said the earth I give to man to time indefinite.
Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 4:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
Explorers:


Yea, because we believe what we see. But some believe because they've had encounters.
I still have d believe dat life is only possible on earth, if DA exist why haven't we see dem?wat is still keeping dem to make demself visible? humans have gone into space and even check out some planetary bodies yet noting

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Science/Technology / Re: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by frostland(m): 4:34pm On Jul 05, 2016
when I see the word explorer I don't tink twice I just click. nice 1 bro BT I still don't believe DA exist

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Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun by frostland(m): 4:27pm On Jul 05, 2016
funny BT watch ur back o before dem go com for ur head
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 3:00pm On Jul 04, 2016
Vicoch:

who be lindasad
abi na lola you wan type? tongue cheesy grin .
tanks boss na Lola DA my mind o
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 9:51am On Jul 04, 2016
it is Linda only her is capable of doing such u know she knows all der move
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 2:39pm On Jun 29, 2016
retake89:



Slaughter u ke!!! U be cow?? No mind me bro...lol...2 bottles of origin 4 u
I greet u with 2 hands
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by frostland(m): 7:22pm On Jun 28, 2016
David25:


you did what few days ago? I've read this joke countless number of time on facebook years back.
o boy read well before u quote I create asin topic for nairaland omo jati jati
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out Obasanjo And Lai Mohammed's Clocks In Heaven by frostland(m): 10:08pm On Jun 27, 2016
guy I remove cap for u ooooo I create dis joke few days back u just copy and paste EFCC go soon visit u..lol

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Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 8:09pm On Jun 27, 2016
Perfectdanny:


Lolz..oya no vex
perfectdanny 1bottle of origin for u no vex for my reply no mind (retake ) na small mistake I make d guy won just slaughter me
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 5:24pm On Jun 27, 2016
Perfectdanny:


Instead of you to apologise. You're here ranting.
ranting? I just wonder why som people can't mind der business anyway I don't blame u becus u no see update read u won tell me say u sabi speak English omo jati jati
Education / Re: Photos of A University Professor Backing A Baby For Woman During Exams by frostland(m): 3:43pm On Jun 27, 2016
and hw is this graphic
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 11:34pm On Jun 26, 2016
retake89:

Wit play u fit die if u quote am oo...
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 9:20am On Jun 26, 2016
retake89:




Dah,must u quote d whole stuff...na wa oo
and so? if I quote it again will I die?
Romance / Re: Romantic Things To Do, And Beautiful Places To Visit In Your Lifetime by frostland(m): 11:44pm On Jun 25, 2016
[quote author=Dandsome post=46925017]

Not only you, including Lalasticlala, ishilove, smellymouth and myself too[/]quote no smellymouth go make the water unclean and lalasticlala go fit attract snake com the water
Romance / Re: Romantic Things To Do, And Beautiful Places To Visit In Your Lifetime by frostland(m): 11:33pm On Jun 25, 2016
Dandsome:


Not only you, including Lalasticlala, ishilove, smellymouth and myself too
no smellymouth go make d water unclean and lalasticlala go fit invite snake
Romance / Re: Romantic Things To Do, And Beautiful Places To Visit In Your Lifetime by frostland(m): 5:22pm On Jun 25, 2016
wow so many beautiful places I will love to swim on the earth cleanest water Greece
Romance / Re: Romantic Things To Do, And Beautiful Places To Visit In Your Lifetime by frostland(m): 5:20pm On Jun 25, 2016
wow I will love to swim on d earth cleanest water Greece
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by frostland(m): 4:28pm On Jun 25, 2016
victvames:
[b]EPISODE 29

Mirabel spent the night with me to take care of me and the injuries I sustained from Marcus and his gang. But it didn’t stop me from going to school the following day.
After the incidence and the arrest of Marcus and his gang; everything started going smoothly and peacefully.
Ike did exactly what he said he’d do. He handed over his website’s ownership to me with every arrangement necessary. It’s a downloading site that has anything downloadable like Application softwares, games, Hollywood and Bollywood movies, Tv series, Wrestling WWE and TNA, football highlights and full match, music audios and videos, technology features and so much more. He taught me everything I needed to know on how to run the site. The site was extremely large. That was when I got to understand fully that success doesn’t come easily without working for it. I had conflicts with both my studies and the site that made every day a stressful one for me. There were already six people working at the site before I became the owner; I became the boss of six foreign people.
I started earning thousands of dollars (millions of naira) as time passed by. I opened three current accounts in three different banks. I still didn’t stop collecting money from my Parents because I don’t know how to tell them about my source of income
With the underground help from the first lady; Marcus got tried where he was found guilty and got convicted for attempted murder to serve 27 years jail term along with his gangs. The news got into the newspapers because his Father was a notable man in the society and a billionaire at such. The press met with him and questioned him on what he’d say about his son’s case that could ruin his reputation. He simply replied saying that he has no son. Then sources reached the media saying that he has long disowned Marcus as his son.
Sometime later, the meeting for my mother and Mirabel’s mother to meet were arranged and they eventually met in the house I was staying (I was staying there temporally, so I can’t call it my house). My Father was on a work trip when she came with a girl (Her house help) she was quite pretty and well statured. Mirabel’s mother – the first lady came a day after my momma’s arrival. Good compliments came from both ends after their meeting. Momma left a day after their meeting.


Day after day, my bank account kept growing big – odikwa large!
I pay my tithes and also keep 10% from my income for my personal use. I always buy gifts for my sister and my girlfriend and sometimes for my best friend Promise.
One certain day when I was in my best mood because of how happy I was; Vincent approached me requesting for my permission to date my sister Nancy. He caught me unaware seriously. I knew that my sister was matured enough already so I played cool and gentle.
Me: Well…You’ve been a nice guy since I know you and you’re Ok. You can talk to her first then face me if she’ll agree to date you
Vincent: Actually…it was her idea that I should ask for your permission
**Inside my mind I was like what?! Although I still remained cool but my facial expression changed instantly**
Me: That means she has agreed to date you? **controlling myself**
Vincent: Uhmmm…not fully bro, that’s why she told me to seek for your permission
Me: Ok listen up; she knows why she asked you to seek my permission. You can go ahead; she’s smart enough but if you lose your cool towards her? May God help us! She’s never had a boyfriend before which will make you her first. Don’t ever even think of seeing her unclothedness talk less of attempting to, because she won’t dare give in and you also shouldn’t even try it.
Vincent: Chill bro…why all this? I’m not s*x inclined please. I came from a Christian home and I was brought up to fear God. I’m not lusting after your sister bro! I fell in love with her because of the kind of person she is. She’s all I ever I dreamed of. She’s a virgin I know and so am I. I hope it doesn’t surprise you. My ex-girlfriend who was also a Christian and we fellowship together broke up with me because of s*x; she thought I was impotent. I don’t like girls that will allow a guy have s*x with her before marriage. Girls that have s*x disgusts me bro! That’s the first thing that got me attracted to your sister when I discovered how reserved and cool she is and how you’ve been protecting her as well. I won’t even kiss her because I’m made to understand that kissing before marriage isn’t right as well. I think you should know that too.
Me: I feel like I’m being blasted
Vincent: **Laughs out** Ahhh! Not like that bro; I’m only trying to defend myself and also present myself clean as well
Me: So…what do you want from my sister?
Vincent: Well…my real intention is to court her. She’s a nice girl and I wouldn’t want her to fall into the wrong hands in the near future by not presenting my intentions towards her from now. So…I’ll like to reserve her for myself before the bad guys come get her first for I wouldn’t want to miss the opportunity because girls like her are very rare.
Me: It’s okay….just trying to make things clear so there won’t be any mishap in the near future
Vincent: I understand; I will do the same for my sister
Me: Good thing we understand each other
Vincent: Absolutely!
Me: So you have a sister or sisters?
Vincent: Three sisters; two are out of the country
Me: And you protect the at home from guys?
Vincent: Not really, she’s a big girl; she can take care of herself and I trust her
Me: You both are very close?
Vincent: Not really but we share with each other
Me: You know if she has a boyfriend?
Vincent: Yea
Me: You seem not to worry about it
Vincent: You won’t be dating her in the first place if I should be over protective of my sister like you
Me: How do you mean?
Vincent: Mirabel is my kid sis bro
Me: What?! **Shocked and confused** how is that possible?
Vincent: Surprised? What an irony of life. The guy who disvirgined my sister is threatening me not to even see his sister’s unclothedness…catch you later bro **Walks away**
**I was like what?!**
I felt so ashamed of myself. But how come Mirabel never told me about this? I need some explanations
I dialed Mirabel’s line and she picked up
Mirabel: Hi love
Me: Hi…who is Vincent to you?
Mirabel: He told you?
Me: Please answer my question
Mirabel: He is my brother
Me: Why didn’t you tell me?!
Mirabel: Baby I will come over so we can talk about this; I didn’t know he’ll reveal it himself
Me: What are you talking about?
Mirabel: We’ll talk about this when I get there please dear
**I hung up**
I was too annoyed to hear another word from her
I think I owe Vincent an apology.
Me: Nancy! Nancy!!
Nancy: **From the background** Yes?!
She came to me in the parlor
Nancy: Yes?
Me: What do you know about Vincent?
Nancy: As in?
Me: Are you aware that he is Mirabel’s brother?
Nancy: What? I don’t understand…how?
Me: Meaning you don’t know?
Nancy: I don’t get it; he is Mirabel’s brother?
Me: He just told me that few minutes ago that Mirabel is his kid sis. I called Mirabel to inquire from her and she confirmed it
Nancy: Does that mean…he is the President’s son? **Surprised**
Me: Seriously…I’m confused. I can’t believe she hid this from me
Nancy: What do we do?
Me: Mirabel is coming over to explain
Nancy: If this is true **walking slowly around** then we’ll both be dating the President’s children; isn’t it cool?
I just looked at her not much surprised; of course she’ll love it.

TO BE CONTINUED[/b]
Mr Vic I just can't thank u enough I have been bored ur update just brightened my day tanks menh

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Jokes Etc / Lie Clock by frostland(m): 5:08pm On Jun 24, 2016
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?" asked
Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in the Angel's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, its rotating with high speed:
What of Lai Mohammed's?: His own clock is being upgraded to be used as a helicopter rotor blades for its incredible speed!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: How To Avoid Disturbing Phone Calls by frostland(m): 9:17pm On Jun 23, 2016
dis is really funny u wicked o
TV/Movies / Re: [Pics] Game of thrones just produced the biggest battle ever on tv by frostland(m): 8:49am On Jun 20, 2016
op tank alot for dis am downloading it ryt away have been waiting for dis

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Business / Re: List Of 41 Imported Items CBN Ban From Forex by frostland(m): 10:42am On Jun 16, 2016
sparrowkid:

Have you taken your drugs this morning?
I tink u need more Dan drugs u probably need to rest ur brain stress is really affecting ur sense of tinking pls take my advice
Business / Re: List Of 41 Imported Items CBN Ban From Forex by frostland(m): 9:48am On Jun 16, 2016
sparrowkid:
Which one in this list that is so critical that without it Nigeria or Nigerians cannot survive? People just make a mountain out of molehill. When they were shouting Buhari banned 41 imported goods, I thought they are something that are indispensable and without substitutes. Perhaps some need to import brains to replaced the damaged one they are carrying about. SMH
hey do Nigeria produce p.o.p cement? before dis policy was in place the lowest price for p.o.p cement was 2200 BT now it is 4500 tink before u type

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