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phensbassey no tell us say na spiritual bush meat u catch o dis 1 u no fit upload d picture

ops did u say fashion or madness?

hmmm so dis aunty done old like this

ops thanks for this wit dis ur explanation the difference is clear to me nw. bt wait o na female da talk abt hiphop and rap wow I love ladies who listen to hiphop or rap

While in church a lady dozed off during the preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped
out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was "stand on your feet", so she jumped to her feet. She noticed that she was the only one standing. She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. The stares made her confused until the pastor stated, "One person is already up, Sister God bless you. Let me repeat myself for the benefit of those who did not hear me well, this is your last chance!: If you are a witch, stand up on your feet for deliverance!
WAHALA DON GAS O
Abi make sister siddon or continue to stand?, please advice!
Be careful, church is not your bedroom o....

Four friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet, while the other three were discussing about how successful their sons became. The 1st man says his son studied economics became a banker and is so rich and he gave his best friend a Ferrari. The 2nd man said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich and he gave his best friend a jet. The 3rd man said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich and he build his best friend a castle. The 4th man came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about. They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and ask him about his son. He said his son is GAY and is a stripper at a gay bar, Other three said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful. Oh no, said the father, he is doing good, Last week was his birthday and he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends...

Perfectdanny:
So whose claim would you prefer? EYEBALL TO EYEBALL ABI?

lol

Mekzyzeus:
Baba!! Imagine the chaos should the "government" confirm their existence. Ever heard about "Extra terrestrial Conspiracy Theories"??
I believe and know that we ain't alone in this world oh!!
There are countless possibilities... planets plenty naw!!

theories or no theories I don't beliv it until I see real evidence and not mere human facts

RatedStar:
If only you know how big a galaxy is, not to mention the universe, you will understand why they havent made contact yet. The distance is too much

forget distance so all the lies people are saying alians visited or NASA saying d pick up a signal or sighting a space ship is what?

elisra:
did i hear you say no evidence of alien visitations?download chariot of the gods and technology of the gods.
They will explain better

bros those I just mere human claim

Perfecttouch:
its two way bro,what's keeping you from seeing them too and why haven't you made yourself visible to them too

I tink ur question should be what is keeping u from seeing them and why haven't they made themselves visible

elisra:
where do you think humans have explored in this boundless universe?
Do you know that our galaxy known as the milky way is a minute part of the incomprehensible universe.
And do you know that our universe is just a minute part of the groups of universes,some are called super universes.
There is a star in the constellation of Hercules that if hollow can take 100 million suns and the crazy part is that there is a star by name Epsilon that can swallow 100 million of the one in Hercules.
Fear the architect,dread the infinite intelligence,whatever u call him cannot be his true name.
He is wonderful in counsel and excellent in working.

yea I agree wit u BT hope u remember dat he made it know dat only the earth he made habitable if life or Alain's exit human have lived on the earth for thousands of years yet no evidence of there existence,while hasn't DA visit? no book or fossils shows dat Alain's visited earth in the past.he said the earth I give to man to time indefinite.

Explorers:
Yea, because we believe what we see. But some believe because they've had encounters.

I still have d believe dat life is only possible on earth, if DA exist why haven't we see dem?wat is still keeping dem to make demself visible? humans have gone into space and even check out some planetary bodies yet noting

when I see the word explorer I don't tink twice I just click. nice 1 bro BT I still don't believe DA exist

funny BT watch ur back o before dem go com for ur head

David25:
you did what few days ago? I've read this joke countless number of time on facebook years back.

o boy read well before u quote I create asin topic for nairaland omo jati jati

guy I remove cap for u ooooo I create dis joke few days back u just copy and paste EFCC go soon visit u..lol

and hw is this graphic

[quote author=Dandsome post=46925017]Not only you, including Lalasticlala, ishilove, smellymouth and myself too[/]quote no smellymouth go make the water unclean and lalasticlala go fit attract snake com the water

Dandsome:
Not only you, including Lalasticlala, ishilove, smellymouth and myself too

no smellymouth go make d water unclean and lalasticlala go fit invite snake

wow so many beautiful places I will love to swim on the earth cleanest water Greece

wow I will love to swim on d earth cleanest water Greece