How on earth will i forget the 14th of february. It was an horrible experience which i will never forget in my life...sometimes i wonder if most of man “s predicaments is not governed by predestination and fate but by his own undoings .. Perphaps it was my ignorance , or was it was my greed but all in all , i doubt if i really deserve any of this.. And by the end of it all , i know you will be on my side .. i know everyone will......

vizkiz:
classcaptain yaf come again with another story oh

lol..this one na tragedy ooh.. e no funny

On my way outa NL, lemme just book this space till I return.

ClassCaptain, please update

Okay, just make it a little bit comical. More like a Trajicomedy.

Cherrybrown

I don carry chair sidan since,make the story begin abeg

hehehe .. classcaptain.. me i don land

lemme buy land here before it appreciates

Space booked

EPISODE ONE

Feb 13th ..

..
. I woke up, prayed the usual 2 minutes” thank you Lord prayer “ and i manage chop the remaining yam porridge wey i cook yesterday inside pot.. .. Afterwards, i brush ma teeth well before i con baff. With nothing left to do , i sat down on my own bed with my tecno m3 phone and then i logged in online. As expected na val this ,val that full everywhere...
.
So tomorrow is VAL ?? No wonder my neighbour, Bro Tayo did the unusual as he did not wake us up with his osupa returns, small doctor and dre san ,omo anaabi cd collection as he normally does everyday but bombarded us with classic love songs.hmmn.. val is tomorrow and i had no idea ??

I felt really sad.... at 25 years of age , i have never at any point celebrated this thing called valentine with any babe. Right from secondary school,enter university till now wey i dey do my masters...not even once..

No be really my fault... i have only dated two girls in this short time wey i don spend on earth.One for secondary school and one for university..both of them were practically not into the whole valentine ,,valentine thing back then. As a sharp guy , na kuku to my own advantage ... i no go dey buy any yeye val gifts or find money for any outing for any girlfriend.. it was all perfect and ok for me.

Not untill recently when i was left with no babe before i started realising the essence of the valentine fever.. I was immensely tortured by the lovey dovey atmosphere i witnessed when my one of my hostel mate, okaakoko who was just in 200 level, and his babe celebrated their valentine last year.. person go think say na marriage anniversary dem do..

From eatery to swimming pool to cinema back to eatery and the final finalisation for bedroom wey dem no allow person hear word , i could not help but jealous them oo.. worst worst , my younger brother wey dey ss2 marveled me with narations of how he and his new “ chick” celebrated val by chilling out at mr biggs and having fun at a swimming pool before retiring to our house to chill further,,

What do u mean by chill further ?/ i asked inquistively from my ever promiscuous younger brother
Haaha .. i mean chill and talk naa..
Hmnn did u do the do ?? i asked again wanting to be sure what am thinking is right.

The only thing he did was smile.. Maybe he go give me the answer tomorrow ,only God knows..

The end? I for fear..

Rubbish

Did he do the do?.....which do do you expect him to do?

classcaptain my guy, you are welcome back. you need to see our VAL celebration this year. na inside church we do am, it's that my pastor who changed the whole plan. well, I have taken a sit drive on I am with you

ClassCaptain:


EPISODE ONE

Feb 13th ..

..
. I woke up, prayed the usual 2 minutes” thank you Lord prayer “ and i manage chop the remaining yam porridge wey i cook yesterday inside pot.. .. Afterwards, i brush ma teeth well before i con baff. With nothing left to do , i sat down on my own bed with my tecno m3 phone and then i logged in online. As expected na val this ,val that full everywhere...
.
So tomorrow is VAL ?? No wonder my neighbour, Bro Tayo did the unusual as he did not wake us up with his osupa returns, small doctor and dre san ,omo anaabi cd collection as he normally does everyday but bombarded us with classic love songs.hmmn.. val is tomorrow and i had no idea ??

I felt really sad.... at 25 years of age , i have never at any point celebrated this thing called valentine with any babe. Right from secondary school,enter university till now wey i dey do my masters...not even once..

No be really my fault... i have only dated two girls in this short time wey i don spend on earth.One for secondary school and one for university..both of them were practically not into the whole valentine ,,valentine thing back then. As a sharp guy , na kuku to my own advantage ... i no go dey buy any yeye val gifts or find money for any outing for any girlfriend.. it was all perfect and ok for me.

Not untill recently when i was left with no babe before i started realising the essence of the valentine fever.. I was immensely tortured by the lovey dovey atmosphere i witnessed when my one of my hostel mate, okaakoko who was just in 200 level, and his babe celebrated their valentine last year.. person go think say na marriage anniversary dem do..

From eatery to swimming pool to cinema back to eatery and the final finalisation for bedroom wey dem no allow person hear word , i could not help but jealous them oo.. worst worst , my younger brother wey dey ss2 marveled me with narations of how he and his new “ chick” celebrated val by chilling out at mr biggs and having fun at a swimming pool before retiring to our house to chill further,,

What do u mean by chill further ?/ i asked inquistively from my ever promiscuous younger brother
Haaha .. i mean chill and talk naa..
Hmnn did u do the do ?? i asked again wanting to be sure what am thinking is right.

The only thing he did was smile.. Maybe he go give me the answer tomorrow ,only God knows..

me don carry chair set down o abeg classcaptain episode 2

Episode TWO

All these things got me yearning seriously for a babe .. and more importantly one to celebrate valentine with this year.. i cant imagine never celebrating val with anyone untill i married.. me and me wife go con dey house dey give each others flowers dem and all that..

.. iro oh .. i must taste it before marriage..

I sat down at home thinking about my life... no babe.. nothing nothing at this age ?? choi... shey i no need to go wash my head for olumba olumba so.

I spent the next 2 hours playing pes 2016 and getting defeated each time .. i kukuma had no lectures and no place to go ,, so una no fit really blame me. tomorrow na membership revival for church and special val programme , make i dey prepare for church small small jare.

registered

*walks into thread with Nicki Minaj hey! Mr classcaptain two v.i.p seat for me and my val. Abeg dream good oo

Pinshures or Adonbilivit

ritababe:
Cherrybrown

Yes dear

Episode 3


Around 3 30pm that same day ,wristbangle came to see me.. i already knew wetin he find come ... he came to ask if my room will be free for tomorrow ..

Oga boo..
Haha ..how far naw ..
I dey oo ..i dey ..

This was how he has been coming for the past valentines for 2 solid years. White oh , black oo,,, every val day , he will surely pop up with one girl.. With my well furnished room and all amenities included therein especially my fat and super large extemely soft bed ,, he knew every deed done in my room will surely be unforgettable. By now , he was like a younger brother to me and occasionally , i assist him financially and give him food stuffs . i was like his big ‘ broff ‘ ..Something like a school daddy.

.. He thanked me and asked about my own plans for the day and he got the usual answer..

NOTHING

But bros i dey always tell you ,,i get all dese babes for hand wey i fit give you naw...which one u go need ?
Ehn no worry..
Haha bros body no be firewood naww...ehn..why u..
Haha i say dont worry se .. ehn dont worry ehn,,u just dey enjoy yourself go..jare o ri e..

I then quickly rushed in to ease myself in the toilet while leaving my phone behind as he checked some videos and all .... i came back and we discussed few other things.

Ok bro .... na tomorrow evening be that ..
Ok guy.. no be p ... no be p..sha no forget use protection..
Haa always boss ,always ..he said smiling as he left.



Truely, Wristbangle fit supply me girls but no,, i no go ever gree collect dose girls.. these so call girls he rolls with were mostly low class girls who were nowhere my level and status... most were young and underage,.. they hardly knew left from right,, i cant imagine bringing myself so low to descend upon those' miscrings' . Never ..not now not ever.

Kikikiki
Wristbangle, come here and confirm the accusation OP laid against you

Mhizkel:
Kikikiki
Wristbangle, come here and confirm the accusation OP laid against you

Wetin I do oo?

Hehehe this classcaptain sef!

wristbangle:




Wetin I do oo?

OP said you like borrowing bed

True/false?

reading.................

classcaptain